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Dear Lord, thank you For Ziggy comics, little baby ducks...
- How long has it been? - Six seconds.
I got that right now.
We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.
Oh?
Saddle goes up... Saddles goes down...
My husband is still alive!
Hello. [ Chuckles ]
Mary Costa Is still alive
EW! Stinky pants!
[ Groaning ] Thank you.
Well, anyhoo, can I have $40,000?
Bring him to me!
TTI, TTR, TTI, TTR *parung patmod*
Oh, Doctor, I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone.
Nurse, cancel my 1 :00.
Uh-- He sold poisoned milk to schoolchildren.
Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
Oh, you swing like a girl. Come on, now.
I guess this is the time to tell you--
What in Shit's name Are you guys doing?
bring him to me!
America's health care system is second only to Japan...
Oh, hold on there. Uh, you still have to sign it.
Uh, you know, Homer, that beer ain't free.