Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But not to worry, 'cause I came down to check and everything was fine.

I mean, she should be so lucky.

And I am the mom's mom and I get to lie even more!

you tell people.

She's just "funny."

Well, I mean, it was nothing like the original.

I have a hammertoe that needs to be shaved.

This isn't like some bad teen movie

Okay, so you're gonna stay home.

How dare you insinuate that I was lying to you!

- Mom... - Okay, you're in big trouble,

Alex, you told Schneider?

I mean, there was a week when I was home sick and puking,

Hey, Alvarez, you left your phone in my car.

Well, I... I was cooking. I had no time.

Come on, girl. Get in there.

There's a lot of anxiety and depression that we face as veterans

and ask girls if they wanna hop in our sweet ride.

Even my footie pajamas had kitten heels.

In my family, the only therapist we're allowed to talk to is Jesus.

my Cuban blood will eat it and absorb it into nothing.

I am the go-to male authority figure here.

Somebody should do something.

I came over to your house to bring your mom some juice.

But then we get out, and it's like,

Do you think we should talk more or something?

I'm just trying to find out if they also like guys.