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You told Vigilante to kill Peacemaker's father?
-Bullshit! -No, Dad, if anything, we're working against the Deep State.
You said you were a superhero, like Batman.
(POLICE SIREN BLARING)
Nothing, just...
Where's Vigilante?
Oh no, you're not gonna goad me into attacking you.
And it's offensive to me,
(HEAVY THUD)
Peacemaker.
I was-- I was agreeing with you.
-You ain't killing it right now. -(SIGHS)
I got some information about the case.
You think they'll arrest Peacemaker in there?
I once saw him eat an entire Wendy's Restaurant.
No, it wasn't! It was normal.
I don't know, dude. It's a Deep State thing.
No, he doesn't.
(SIGHS) ...I was gonna win that fight, you...
What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
How he's treated you, your whole life.
No, not really.
I didn't tell him to,
-or beef or-- -I don't give a shit, Adebayo.
(TOILET FLUSHING)
An individual you don't like and then...
You know what? If anything, you should be grateful,
Hey, what do you think he was about to say?
No! Hey, look, I'll go first.
-No. -You sound like him.
(HEAVY IMPACT)
Peacemaker, in my office.
You think I'm a good man?
(JOHN LAUGHS)
if you put a goddamn dove of peace on the sniper rifle!
(VIGILANTE LAUGHING LOUDLY)
about you being tortured and everything.
You’re comparing yourself To a CHOAD!
What's it say in my file about what my dad did when I was a kid?
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Kid looks over, he whacks him on the back of the head
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
It's the only thing we agree on, and he makes me stuff, okay?
I hope not.
No, Matter-Eater Lad. That's his power, he can eat anything.
(GRUNTS)
♪ I'm not trying to fake it And I ain't the one to blame ♪
(CRASHING)
But not here.
If it walks like a duck, it's either a duck,
-♪ (MUSIC DARKENS) ♪ -(DOOR OPENING)
Shouldn't you kill him then?
Hey, swing by my dad's on the way home.
I need to talk to Detective Song! Now!
I've never had a friend quite like you.
while you watched from the closet, jerking off?
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
the fucker cut half my pinky toe off its the most important toe there is
-(EAGLY SQUAWKS) -♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
I don't know! He's-- he's unable to hide his distinctive walk!