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♪ You've got temptation eyes ♪
LEOTA: Don't worry about it, it'll be fine, too!
-Seems like you are. -Well, I'm not at all, dude.
Real mature, shrimp!
Who would think that?
-Yeah. -Well, we all want to believe that our parents are flawed
Someone who doesn't spill the beans while being electrocuted
No, he wants to have sex with Harcourt.
and then white redneck music would just sound like...
VIGILANTE: Motherfucker cut half my pinky toe off.
-INMATE: Fuck! -(GROANS) Fuck.
-Harcourt? -No. Man, I-- I shouldn't say.
It wasn't the plan. It was an impulsive decision.
(DOOR CLOSING)
♪ Embrace the silence ♪
as a supervillain called the White Dragon.
The sizes are completely incompatible!
Fuck!
(CUFFS CLICKING)
and that you were involved in that.
♪ Hey you, I'm no fool ♪
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
-Technically, just factually-- -Get the fuck out of my sight!
He'll know exactly what you tried to do.
(NECK CRACKING)
(SIGHS)
♪ Once the magic starts ♪
-But if you just lose your pinky, it's fine. -(VIGILANTE GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
♪ What's going up Must come down ♪
-Fuck you, John! -Jesus.
♪ I just wanna be The way I wanna be ♪
(DEEP RUMBLE)
We both know there's cameras all over this place.
I don't even know any of this!
You never answered. Who are you?
Yeah, tell him to go fuck himself.
-OFFICER: What's going on here? -(VIGILANTE GRUNTS)
-(METAL CREAKING) -(CAR DOOR OPENING, SHUTTING)
The only way to get the cops off our tail was to frame my dad for what I did?
Me?
You said, "best friend," okay?
Personal insults?
'cause you were too much of a candy-ass to take a little torture.
That Peacemaker would be better off without his father?
"The butterflies, they're not what you think. They're..."
(WHEEZING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
♪ No, there's no one home In my house of pain ♪
♪ Float straight to the stars On that flying thing ♪
MURN: Seeing as we're already losing Peacemaker's trust,
♪ ("HOUSE OF PAIN" BY FASTER PUSSYCAT PLAYING) ♪
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
-and now this. -Back up. What?
thank you!
They switched your fingerprints for mine.
Riddle me this, how many people you think Batman's indirectly murdered
Charlie, the silverback gorilla, is missing.
LEOTA: Who?