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- Detective Mitchell. - Mr Case.

Grand Central Terminal is the train station.

Well, those are my people in there, you know,

but I'm trying to stay away from bars, if you know what I mean.

and he's too fucking stupid to amount to anything. Even as a criminal.

I left it in there.

You don't give me the time, you don't get what you want.

Yeah, well, that's what's so nuts about it. Anybody in a painter's suit could be a perp.

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I just need you to look me in the eye

They bugged us.

I got a perp in the bank. Possible hostage situation.

All clear, Sarge.

Bringing the bunker up.

That's it? I mean, you're the language expert.

Let's not get into any names.

I would love to talk to you.

- Is it good? - No doubt.

but has turned into this hostage situation.

You're a Magnificent Cunt.

Trust me, okay?

- Yes, sir. - And stand by, all right?

I got to answer to the Chief of D's.

Oh, shit. Sit down! Sit down!

- Hey. - Thanks.

You're telling me the former president of Albania is in there robbing a bank?

- What the fuck does that mean? - Detective First Grade Keith Frazier.

Check with either one of the hostages.

if you know what I mean. And here's the bad news,

It's a dangerous situation.

- How? - I can't discuss that on the phone.

But you may have bitten off more than you can chew

My name is Dalton Russell.

I need all of you to strip down to your underwear.

- Will somebody stop him? - Get down!

Yeah. That's always a problem, isn't it?

He knocked out the cameras about 10:00.

What a day, what a day.

Believe me. This is the only situation where I'd ask you to do this.

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And since when is your job more important than your career?

I got 50 more people in here. You fuck with me again,

You got night vision?

Pool blue eyes!

It's like the other team read the book, too, and they know exactly what we're gonna do.

Possible 10-30. Manhattan Trust. 20 Exchange Place.

From what I hear, that would have happened a long time ago

telling the others to just go down and fix the cameras.

I don't need your fucking status report, Serpico.

I'm sorry, Mr Case.

Stevie? Steve-O?

- My wallet? - No.

Just give me your name. Just give me your name.

Detective Grossman is away on vacation,

And then there's the ring.

- You gonna ask for a hostage? - He already gave us one, didn't he?

- I guess. Are you saying I'm dismissed? - Yes, I am.

You know, I thought about...

So what? They're flowers. They could've been to his grandmother.

It's time for Steve-O.

Second, if it ends that way, whatever happens,

I could bend over and pick up a pencil.

Or am I just whistling Dixie out of my ass?

Probably so when the cops break in and try to rescue us

Bye, Big Daddy.

And they called you what?

Put your hands on your head! Get down!

- You see him again after that? - No.

It's the trains.

- Collins? What you got? - Hernandez.

- Go now! - Go!

Head bad guy puts a gun to your head and makes you get on your knees.

Why can't I go anywhere without being harassed?

That's the one thing I learnt from Grossman,

and it's still unclear on any possible injuries.

- You guys cops? - Oh, shit! He made us!

You know about this hostage situation.

Talk shit now! I don't hear you!

Call Operations. See if they can get a Russian translator over here ASAP.

I'll get my gun off before I get my gun off, okay?

Up on the sidewalk. Come on in.

We can stop looking for that body.

And when they can't, well, they don't call me.

Keep your head down, fat man! - All right!

with this cheque-cashing thing? They want to lock me up.

That's the latest from here in lower Manhattan.

I'm gonna need 15 minutes once we get the food.

Pinstriped, mayonnaise, lying motherfucker.

What's the matter? You can't get into the safe?

- Don't move! - I'm not moving!

and a bank, and about a million spectators, and I can't see shit inside there,

You know, right now I could go for a nice kosher hot dog and a beer.

What do you think a guy like me should pay for a diamond ring?

Wealthy family of French Jews.

- No. - You sure?

During World War ll, there was an American working for a bank in Switzerland.

- You got gas masks? - Maybe.

He wants a plane. I'm gonna give him a plane.

You're getting me what I asked you for.

A bit. What do you need?

a hostage would identify them as being one of the good guys.

insistent, and yet, strangely detached.

- No luck with the Albanian Consulate. - What do you mean?

But if you tell me that it's a bunch of old baseball cards

the bank has been robbed.

- Let them in there! - Let's go! Go now!

And therein, as the Bard would tell us,

Because I don't want to be distracted by you, that's why.

We can talk about this later. We'll get an officer to come down.

Nobody got killed at the bank. Everybody's happy. My kind of day.

All right come out owl hands up!

Get in there! Sit down! Put your masks on!

It was just a few minutes.

What? I made a few mistakes when I was a kid.

Well, I had nothing to do with that.