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- I don't like fakes. - All that matters is what it looks like.
Once we got inside, our magic carpet ride really began.
I'd always know, my bag came from a trunk deep in the valley.
No, here. This place is known for its green tea infusions.
Later that night, two very happy New Yorkers prepared
It looked even better on the inside than I remembered it,
- He met the Dalai Lama. - I met Hugh Hefner.
While I was going native with Keith, Miranda and Lew went to New York.
It was the perfect ending to my week of make-believe -
Well, if you like that...
Look on the inside. A label that says "Made in China"
Yeah, I want to see some Bunny ears.
- Could you have more condoms? - I did.
Why didn't you tell her to stop?
Why would that cheer her up? Does she look like a frat boy?
- Do you want to go there? - Yeah, I want to go to the vlp room.
I'll have the omelet with no cheese, but tomatoes and mushrooms.
Have you been smoking in here?
- You've been married for... -... over a month.
I was actually starting to like LA.
We had found it. Fake Fendi paradise.
My marriage Is a Fake Fendi
We drove for two hours in the valley...
The first thing you'll need is a good bikini wax.
Apparently, one nod from Hef, and the pool party was over.
Maybe it's time we thought about some options, like viagra.
Yes, let's go. The sight of all these bleached teeth is blinding.
- You are so New York. - Come on, don't you miss it?
We're New Yorkers. Aren't we supposed to like neurotic guys?
He's a changed man. He's spiritual and happy.