Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-it's Ryan.-Ryan? Who the fuck is this?

Professional on this bitch

- Unlock it. - I can't unlock it.

A lesbian? Fuck you, Dale!

- Dale, what happened to you? - I was in the woods.

- Why? - I'm in the dumpster already.

Safety first Then teamwork

Good. Fine. Whatever. It's over.

It is on! We're coming at you with everything we got!

I believe that's a mole, ma'am.

...you'll come back as an eagle.

I made a mistake

You did it, man.

Turn around! Turn around!

...I like you now.

If I said three, I'd feel like a liar. I was drunk.

Why don't you supersize it, bitch?

I'm trying to decide how stoned I am...

...broke your nose? Right.

Are you the only guy in town who has this?

[laughs] That’s true.

You know Ted? He took Saul.

It's probably best you don't know the whole story.

And you're telling me that guy in the little short shorts...

No, we need to go. Everyone, I'm leading the parade.

We kind of dipped our toes into murder.

Take that ish to the next level Ayeeeeeee

- Professional on this, bitch. - Whatever, man.

- What kind of irrigation ...? - Shut up.

Bish messed around with the wrong fucking league.

U ain't got no style Motha Fucka

- Yes, do you believe me? - Give me a minute.

And you fucking came here?

No, I'll give you more, but you cannot gamble with it.

...that's the answer I'm looking for.

You used to not give a fuck about discretion!

- I just feel different about everything. - Me too, man. Everything.

- Ted. - Ted, it's Budlofsky.

- Shine shoes? - I'm a process server.

Walter Wadska the third.

Maybe that would be cool to do to him.

Watch your head.

No, it was the tip or I dipped a ball in. I can't remember why.

Yall wanna buys some boobs?

I'll do anything.

We're gonna go.

- Dale. - What?

- Teamwork. - Yes.

Go and grab yourself some Fish tacos!

- Red? - What the fuck?

No, I'm here to tell you you owe MasterCard 4068 bucks.

You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos motherfucker.

- I was in the woods. - What were you doing?

Can you torch me?

B, what does that have to do with anything? I witnessed murder.

It's from that time. I told you, man.

- Who killed who? - A cop. A lady and a guy.

Wait... What do you mean alec is up for manager of the year?

- Sounds like home-cooking to me. - That was fun.

Yes, ring-ring-ring. How's it going?

No, it's daylight-savings, so...

No! Ted, stop it!

The Asians own The casino, John!

Here it is. One: Lots of dudes.

Wait. Got it. Got it.

Give me that fire extinguisher.

You know, we both know that you sent one of your very skilled...

Angie, you have exhibited poor decision-making skills.

Get out of here, man. I didn't do shit, Denton.

No, I just kissed her. I just did that to make it seem cool.

You didn't think of that.

I'm gonna kill the fuck out of you.

- Maybe we should... - We'll save it.

- I'm gonna save you, man. - Yeah. Yeah.

Just trying to get a MO FO scholarship !

If I cough once, I'll take the lead. If I cough twice, you go, okay?

Maybe affer we popped that guy, they hired this outside guy, Dale...

- Yeah. - In the bag. Beautiful. Okay.

Best Fucking Friends Forever Love ya Timmmmmm-mmmmeh

it's very fucking annoying, all right?

2D UPDATE! 2D UPDATE!

So listen, man.

Or, just not say anything.

...and think about what a miracle it is that we got out.

- I mean, you're great. Yeah. - Yeah, awesome.

4,500 and rolling

I thought Recap season was over!

Dinner's going to be cold tonight asshole

- I think I know who that bitch was. - Yes. I will identify that bitch.

- We got a few classes together. - Nice to meet you.

- It's a hell of a job. - That's cool, man.

I got a lot of feelings And you hurt damn near every one of them

It's not working. We gotta change angles.

- That's a good idea. - Keep our heads on.

- I got a reservation. - Forty-five?

- Aren't you angry at Ted? - Yeah, I'm really mad at him.

- What the fuck? - Yeah.

Your Jeff Goldblum impression made me pee my pants.

I got feelings And you hurt damn near every one of em

- What? - I'm just processing that last bit.

This is my cat’s birthday today.

- You want them to see that I'm sexy? - Hey, people?

- Let's get the fuck out of here. - No. What are you doing?

I'll fuck you up

- Come on. Get back here. - Saul, help me! Help me!

Oh, shit. All right. Business.

I've heard so much about you. You're real cool.

So now who's the funny guy?

...with their eyes as red as the devil's dick. You're busted.

Yup, of course.

- Don't worry. I'm handling this. - Do something.

I’ve been up in here trying to get a muthafuckin bye

- Let me save you. - Save me, Dale.

- Okay. - Are you ready?

I really appreciate it. That means a lot to me.

We need to know...

I'm supposed to be here right now.

Tell me where my friend is or this guy gets it!

I thought it was decriminalized, to be honest with you.

Come on, Saul. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Well... I cough sometimes for real.

Watch my back. I'll go down and take care of this.

You're gonna smoke and run? Come on, man.

Happy birthday.

- Hello? - Hello, is Angie there?

I repeat, requesting update on Dale Denton. I have the fugitive in custody.

I'm gonna be on the radio, talking about life.

I threw a roach of this outside of Ted's house.

No. No, infected.

Monkey's out of the bottle, man.

- Cross joint. - Yeah.

- That was chicken fries. - Sick.

And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked...

Do you know what “shut the fuck up” mean?

I work for a company that's, like, hired...

- What are you doing? - Here. Have a nice last meal.

These guys are gonna fucking kill us. We gotta get out of here.

- Well, there's the woman cop, Carol. - That's the lady cop.

- Okay. - Yes. Yes. Thank you. Yes.

Suck my balls! Two times!

Creating a trifecta Of hamassholes

- What's up? What's up? - Get it.

That was a gunshot

- You don't need to die. - No, bro.

- Bums me out. - Bums me out too.

I think there's a package in the mailbox.

You guys smell like shit.

Diddy use to be a little crazy, he used to throw Tickle Parties.

It's Like God's Vagina

No more lies, Red.

- Fine, I'll stay. - Thank you.

- What'd I have for dinner last night? - Cake.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Why do you ...? Don't get a gun. Why would he bear arms?

Yo?'ve been served.

...then you are very naive and immature.

- Here. Have a nice last meal.

If there's one quality I hate in a person, it's lingering.

- You stay. - We're leaving.

Business for the business man... Business for the business man...