Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Where are these fuckers? - We got them downstairs.

I can make it up. I forgot, “bro's before ho's.”

- I wanna meet Angie. - You'll meet her later, man. Look.

She's cool as hell, actually.

Saul is the only guy who has Pineapple Express.

I thought basketball season was over.

¿Qué diablos significa eso? What the fuck does that mean?

Oh, shit! It's the lady cop! That's the murderer! Go!

You'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon You'll come back as Troy Francisco

Welcome Philadelphia eagles To the sit yo ass down room

because my bubbe... Gotta change her clocks. Daylight-savings.

No, I don't. Look, I'm gonna come clean.

Yeah? I see you don't have a visitor's badge. That's why I ask.

And we don't need the shampoos. Why did ...?

I've been up in here tryna get a muhfuckin scholarship

Yeah, okay. Let’s definitely hit up the casino.

Not happening, Red.

All right! Look out!

Two: Why are we underground right now, sir?

We'll go to a pay phone.

You ate that lollipop out of that stripper's snatch. You wanted to do it.

And I'm gonna get him back.

- Days Inn. - Yes.

When back to school starts in full swing and you get sick on the first day

What's that guy's problem? Jesus.

And guess what? I just saw three students walking from back here...

Today is his birthday...

- All right. I'm in. - Let's do it.

Look like someone fucked you up with a fastball

I’m not fucking with you!

Don’t touch me I’m not your friend

I’m gonna flex and bust out of here

- Here's my piece. - All right.

Okay, yeah. We'll definitely hit the casino up.

I'm totally glad I dipped in your ink, bro.

Oh, all right, man. Come on up.

Go ahead and run, you little dipshit. I'll find you.

- Hey. Hey, where we going? - This is General Brat.

Professional on this, bitch

- I got it. - Get it.

I'm serious. Your dick, my mouth.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Chad is getting the snicklefritz

Right, Dale. Good job. Listen, I can't go in the morning...

I'm done with this. Let's talk. Let's try words.

This Future... The future!

It makes me aerodynamic when I fight. I can take danger.

WHO THE FUCK'S CHACHI?

We can't call the police. They were the murderers.

- Why? - I don't know.

Why don't you follow his lead and chill out?

What you did there...I seent it.

I gotta... I gotta get to Angie's. I have to make sure she's okay.

- We all saved each other. - Yeah.

A powdered wig, a sombrero, leotards.

This is my moment

…and watch me win 800 dollars

- Wait, I feel it. - I feel it. Yes, okay.

I'm kind of in a hurry, man.

Saul, it's Dale. Let me in. Let me in.

Now James Franco basically came out a nowhere and hit a film with a big brain yesterday And you already what I'm talking about i'm talking about James Franco's mistake joke

Put the pipe down slowly JOE

No, can we go tomorrow? Look, we're already here...

- It's Bruce. - Bruce? Who the fuck is this?

Look, it's like my thumb is my cock.

That was a gunshot.

Time to suck today’s DICK

You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker.

- All right, Clark. - Clark's a great guy.

Just sit back. Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind.

Ted wants him alive, okay?

Fucking hand job, Dale. Imagine if I gave you a hand job.

Hands down dopest dope I’ve ever smoked

HODLERS BUYING AGAIN WHEN THE BOTTOM IS IN

Here, have a nice last meal

He can't, man. Only fucking Red knows.

Two real big son of a bitches.

Suck on my ballz! Two time!

I FUCKING LOVE YOU, TARD DOG

- Hi, Mr. Edwards. - Can I help you?

They got me right here.

You know? Just ignore what I said. Call him. Give him a call.

Oh, man, no. This is lame of you, man.

Smell it. Enjoy.

- Go. Come on. - Go, go. Vamoose!

- We're leaving. I'm sorry. - Middle finger won't stop the clock.

We should get out of town. That's probably our next move.

Legends never die, dude. I'll tell your story.

Yeah, let’s definitely hit up the casino.

Shit. We slept for, like, 18 hours.

What's up, sir?

I know you are joe Pass the pipe

Not without me.

- Go away! Go away! - I'm unarmed!

...couldn't keep their shit on the down-low.

Who is after you, after Angie?

- It's not your decision. - Love him?

How do you feel?

I feel like something's happening here. Is that a boner?

So they could then find this house. They could come here.

I should call Angie soon.

Her car's better.

Shut the fuck... Shut up, man!

I'm about to go get some celebratory Slushees.

Why beat around the bush, you know?

If theres one quality I hate in a person And thats "Lingering"

I can't be addicted to marijuana.

- Stay away from my family. Period. - So where do we go? What do we do?

- Do you see it? - See what?

They're in a drug war right now.

I'm on the hood. Come on.

You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos Melon farmer

oh, big sexy with glasses

It was Dale Denton. Dale Denton and Saul.

I can’t even sniff this thing on my own

- Okay. - It's these jerk-offs. Have a seat.

Take his stash and burn this motherfucker down.

I don't know. He was a big, gray-haired man...

Me when I hear about coronavirus

- Did they follow you here? - I don't know.

Answer the question.

Voice in Ian’s head

Looks like Someone fucked you up with a coffee pot, man

You know, I think that last caller had some undeniable points.

Well, then, get out. Come on, you're already dirty.

Lets roll man I'm done with Zero-One Lets get the fuck out of here

Stop! Stop it! Stop it!

Maybe it was ricochet.

Thanks for taking care of it.

What do you mean, the battery's dead?

You and me, baby. Drop it now! Put the bag down!

- Give it to me. - Come on.

Trump’s secret service Trump

Business for the business man

- It's true. - What Asians?

Is this normal?

I'm about to check that bathroom, I know that much.

But you didn't save me.

It's like Red. I didn't like Red when I first met him.

But the worst part was...

You gonna give us something we can use?

Best fucking friends forever, man. Seriously.

It makes everything better. Makes food better. Makes music better.

They shot me, Denton.

My guy Red said he was giving me an exclusive sneak preview.

You were hilarious today in drama class.

Did you check the rest of the house?

- They know someone saw. - They know “someone.”

Well, how about a little fucking discretion here?