Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Chad is getting the snicklefritz

- Days Inn. - Yes.

I know you are joe Pass the pipe

Best fucking friends forever, man. Seriously.

Why don't you follow his lead and chill out?

Hands down dopest dope I’ve ever smoked

We'll go to a pay phone.

I'm done with this. Let's talk. Let's try words.

I don't know. He was a big, gray-haired man...

Yeah, okay. Let’s definitely hit up the casino.

I gotta... I gotta get to Angie's. I have to make sure she's okay.

How do you feel?

Looks like Someone fucked you up with a coffee pot, man

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Two real big son of a bitches.

Saul is the only guy who has Pineapple Express.

You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos Melon farmer

It makes me aerodynamic when I fight. I can take danger.

And we don't need the shampoos. Why did ...?

What you did there...I seent it.

- Wait, I feel it. - I feel it. Yes, okay.

Me when I hear about coronavirus

All right! Look out!

Thanks for taking care of it.

Take his stash and burn this motherfucker down.

I’m gonna flex and bust out of here

A powdered wig, a sombrero, leotards.

I'm about to go get some celebratory Slushees.

Yeah, let’s definitely hit up the casino.

Stop! Stop it! Stop it!

- Okay. - It's these jerk-offs. Have a seat.

- Do you see it? - See what?

You know? Just ignore what I said. Call him. Give him a call.

If theres one quality I hate in a person And thats "Lingering"

You know, I think that last caller had some undeniable points.

They're in a drug war right now.

We can't call the police. They were the murderers.

Answer the question.

And I'm gonna get him back.

- Go away! Go away! - I'm unarmed!

You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker.

...couldn't keep their shit on the down-low.

They got me right here.

- Did they follow you here? - I don't know.

But you didn't save me.

You'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon You'll come back as Troy Francisco

Don’t touch me I’m not your friend

- Hi, Mr. Edwards. - Can I help you?

- We're leaving. I'm sorry. - Middle finger won't stop the clock.

oh, big sexy with glasses

And guess what? I just saw three students walking from back here...

Not happening, Red.

Who is after you, after Angie?

Not without me.

Here, have a nice last meal

- I got it. - Get it.

What's that guy's problem? Jesus.

I'm on the hood. Come on.

Right, Dale. Good job. Listen, I can't go in the morning...

That was a gunshot.

Oh, all right, man. Come on up.

Fucking hand job, Dale. Imagine if I gave you a hand job.

- They know someone saw. - They know “someone.”

Put the pipe down slowly JOE

You and me, baby. Drop it now! Put the bag down!

I can't be addicted to marijuana.

- I wanna meet Angie. - You'll meet her later, man. Look.

Yeah? I see you don't have a visitor's badge. That's why I ask.

Legends never die, dude. I'll tell your story.

Business for the business man

WHO THE FUCK'S CHACHI?

Today is his birthday...

You gonna give us something we can use?

I thought basketball season was over.

Oh, man, no. This is lame of you, man.

- Stay away from my family. Period. - So where do we go? What do we do?

Well, then, get out. Come on, you're already dirty.

- Why? - I don't know.

They shot me, Denton.

It makes everything better. Makes food better. Makes music better.

This Future... The future!

Look, it's like my thumb is my cock.

Time to suck today’s DICK

Okay, yeah. We'll definitely hit the casino up.

Welcome Philadelphia eagles To the sit yo ass down room

Why beat around the bush, you know?

Well, how about a little fucking discretion here?

I should call Angie soon.

Shut the fuck... Shut up, man!

…and watch me win 800 dollars

- It's not your decision. - Love him?

Shit. We slept for, like, 18 hours.

Look like someone fucked you up with a fastball

- Go. Come on. - Go, go. Vamoose!

Her car's better.

This is my moment

When back to school starts in full swing and you get sick on the first day

- Here's my piece. - All right.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU, TARD DOG

Ted wants him alive, okay?

No, can we go tomorrow? Look, we're already here...

¿Qué diablos significa eso? What the fuck does that mean?

Two: Why are we underground right now, sir?

I can make it up. I forgot, “bro's before ho's.”

It was Dale Denton. Dale Denton and Saul.

Lets roll man I'm done with Zero-One Lets get the fuck out of here

- Hey. Hey, where we going? - This is General Brat.

HODLERS BUYING AGAIN WHEN THE BOTTOM IS IN

I'm totally glad I dipped in your ink, bro.

Voice in Ian’s head

Now James Franco basically came out a nowhere and hit a film with a big brain yesterday And you already what I'm talking about i'm talking about James Franco's mistake joke

Is this normal?

You ate that lollipop out of that stripper's snatch. You wanted to do it.

- It's true. - What Asians?

I’m not fucking with you!

Maybe it was ricochet.

He can't, man. Only fucking Red knows.

I've been up in here tryna get a muhfuckin scholarship

So they could then find this house. They could come here.

Trump’s secret service Trump

Oh, shit! It's the lady cop! That's the murderer! Go!

No, I don't. Look, I'm gonna come clean.

Go ahead and run, you little dipshit. I'll find you.

- It's Bruce. - Bruce? Who the fuck is this?

What's up, sir?

Saul, it's Dale. Let me in. Let me in.

Just sit back. Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind.

My guy Red said he was giving me an exclusive sneak preview.

But the worst part was...

She's cool as hell, actually.

I'm serious. Your dick, my mouth.

I'm kind of in a hurry, man.

Professional on this, bitch

We should get out of town. That's probably our next move.

- All right, Clark. - Clark's a great guy.

- All right. I'm in. - Let's do it.

- Where are these fuckers? - We got them downstairs.

- Give it to me. - Come on.

- We all saved each other. - Yeah.

because my bubbe... Gotta change her clocks. Daylight-savings.

What do you mean, the battery's dead?

I feel like something's happening here. Is that a boner?

Smell it. Enjoy.

You were hilarious today in drama class.

I'm about to check that bathroom, I know that much.

Did you check the rest of the house?

It's like Red. I didn't like Red when I first met him.

Suck on my ballz! Two time!

I can’t even sniff this thing on my own