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I wasn't doing things. Why do you hate me so much?

Oh, then the dragon.

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...that me as this person, probably gonna not be around.

I'll tell you, I'll get to the bottom of it.

We're wanted for all sorts of crazy shit.

I don't know if we should start going down that road.

Shit. Did I do that?

I bird-watch. I don't.

- Look, I didn't wanna hit you, man... - Shut the fuck up.

- You feel that? We can be best friends. - I'm looking through you, man.

You're gonna break the door. Gonna pay for it?

...but I will keep you guys safe, I promise that.

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Dude, I wanted to tell you.

I'm gonna die now probably.

- What do you mean? - I've...

Well, that's easy. It's because we're not friends.

You ain’t got no lists, motherfucker.

Be careful, man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house.

Let's get the fuck out of here! Go! Go! Let's go! Let's go!

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And when he does, he's gonna fucking kill me.

I had you all over here for dinner. Fish tacos.

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- Are you okay? - Yes, I'm fine.

We should call the police right away.

Yeah, I need your help, man.

Saul, you made it.

That's inappropriate.

- You gotta find my grandson. - Do the best...

I know. I'm a disgusting person.

What? That's not even an expression.

Is that us getting a time-share?

- Then the dragon. - Exactly.

I might act tough...

- I do have a good job. - Yeah, you do nothing.

It’s actually very spiritual.. I won’t go into it right now

I don't know. I just...

enough out of you.

- You stay in the room. - Fine, go. Fine, go.

I've never been shot. Damn, that hurt.

- Okay, okay. - The car just committed suicide.

I don't know. How often does somebody smash things? I'm rusty.

- All right, you're on. - Thank you very much.

What the fuck is this thing?

And from this point forward, I'm not taking any of your fucking shit.

Is your lip okay, man?

425, 425, what's your location?

- Forty? - Yeah.

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I don't think “maybe” is the answer.

Why the fuck not, Dale?

But you weren't gonna stop.

If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach.

If somebody could get me to the hospital.

I don't know. I'm sorry about that. I don't know your protocol yet.

Thank you so much.

What an adorable little ninja. What an adorable little ninja.

I'm okay. Let's just get the fuck out of here.

This is the dinner you invited me to. That was tonight. That's why I'm here.

Why don't you get a real job, you fucking cocksucker?

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That’s what I say!

Saul mentioned something about “going to the casino.”

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- Pull harder. - Dale, come on.

...I get up extra early and make him his favorite kind of dessert.

- Thanks, man. - No prob.

...and he had a robe and he shot him.

Your grandson. We need you to get on the phone with your grandson...

- Look, can you do this one solo? - No, I can't do this solo. Are you crazy?

That sounds appealing, but I think I should probably just get going.

You need to help me, okay? Just use it, you know? Use the pain.

- Saul. What's up? - Who do you think it is?

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Wait! Stop! Get weed! Get the weed!

Yes, I use the pool. Come on, what do you want from me?

...is putting money in the hands of criminals...

- You hear that, Ted? - Ask if either of them were Asian.

It’s my cats birthday today

Everyone likes smoking weed.

Angie, I'm calling because I love you more than anything in the world...

See, I don't think you understood me.

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I can't believe Howard throwing my phone with 2 pieces!

Fucking lingerer man

...and she can't make it, so wanna go see Phantom?

I'm not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow

...well, in reality, it just makes you look like a dumb-ass.

What do you mean, it’s not working

I knew you'd gone soft

I gotta lay some shit on you.

You know what I'm coming back with? With a gun.

Yeah, these two guys came in...

- I didn't mean to say... - It's out.

You threw up on my printer.

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What's down there? Fucking rancor?

Okay? Which would you rather be?

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Red, I'm sorry, bro.

And that's what I am. It's like I'm just a hermit crab changing shells.

-So, guys, stay here for one second, okay? -Okay, Dad, thank you!

Time to suck todays dick! That’s what I’m talking about

We were driving away from the house and I just kept thinking...

Wow, you're a servant? Like a butler?

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Hey, Sam. Big huge fan. First-time caller.

I couldn't remember if it was today or tomorrow. All right, I gotta go.

- Gross. Are you okay? - Dale, who is this?

I think it's a lot worse than it looks, though.

- I wanna be friends. - Well, then good.

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- If you were on it, I would listen to it. - Thanks, man.

- You can. - I totally can.

I can't this weekend, but you know what? Here.

...your next shell will be made of shit, okay?

Heard you whispering to that other guy that you were talking to. Who is that?

Okay, good. I came up with a plan.

He's totally gonna take care of Angela, man.

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What the fuck was that?

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Anyways, yeah, dude, next year. Next year college, man. College.

Bro's before ho's.

That looks great.

- You don't seem chill. - More chill than you.

We need to find out everything he knows, okay?

Hey, the food's still warm.

Come on. This could be your moment of redemption.

Everything's fine. I told you, bro.

This is so exciting

I’m gonna kill the fuck outta you

Ted Jones, he knows you witnessed the murder. He found your roach.

- He fucking killed him. - Hey, I got neighbors.

I heard something, then I saw something.

You got to be the Dumbest mf in captivity

Jesus, man. Well, how much money do you have?

How many new acts you got boy?

Chris is getting CERU

I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow. It's a bad day for me.

That's not gonna get us a ride, man.

Me. Let’s roll man. I’m done with the woods. Let’s go.

...when I go visit her in high school and the guys she goes to school with...

Hey, I can see through my leg hole.

Crazy. What time is it?

No, I can't. His number is in my phone.

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I was mean to him, man.

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- I'm chilling right here. - Don't listen to what I'm saying.