Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

smell it. smell it.

I USE A BONG. IT FILTERS OUT THE ADDICTIVE SHIT

...for fear that you've designed some object I'm around?

- You're actually the only guy? - Yeah.

- What? - What was that?

Danger! Danger! Trees! Tree, tree! Squirrel!

No problem. I'm psyched too. It's gonna be awesome.

Is that a condo? That us moving into an apartment together?

...what emotions do you feel?

Fucking hand job, Dale. Imagine if I gave you a hand job.

No, you can't. This is private.

You ain’t got no style muthafucka

...and process and service?

Maybe if we bury them, the reception will cut off and they won't be able to.

! You're In The Jungle Now Baby

- Don't. - Yeah.

Some people get a taste for it, but I don't.

Don't hurt yourself. Adios.

Like a slice of butter...

I It’s my wife’s birthday

They're on the back porch. You can catch them if you hurry. Go.

I heard that. I wish I didn't hear that, but I just heard that.

- You should listen. He's a lawyer. - You come with us.

I tossed my roach.

I lost my virginity when I was 14 years old.

What are you talking about, my grandson?

Why not? What do I do?

Thanks, man. I'm so sorry about everything.

As soon as she dies, I'm gonna become a civil engineer. I'm gonna design septic tanks for playgrounds. Little kids can take shits!

Open it! Open it! Open the door! Open it!

Creating a trifecta Of hamassholes entendre

Okay, here's what you do.

- Come on down. - Sweet. Be there.

You ate a box of nerds Out of her butthole!!

Just got a shipment of the dopest dope I've ever smoked.

Are you kidding?! You have the coolest job on earth!

- He's my... Oh, shit. Get down. - Dad!

Red, I'm coming, baby.

Oh, my God, they're shooting!

I'm can't Believe What he saw

It’s like, the thiccest!

There, I have Angie's name. They'll put that together, find her. Let's go.

Look at this. See this?

It gets the dirt, mixes it in with the weed in a special way.

He is. I'll tell you that, man. Saul is a good dude.

You sowed your own poison man

Dude, what happened to your eye?

It's like, you're the first guy that I ever sold to that I became friends with.

Fk’ing Kyle man! Lingerer. -Yeah, totally!

It's, like, killing a unicorn With, like, a bomb

- Yeah? - I just don't wanna lose you, Dale.

Imma die now probably

I’m sorry I’m sorry I'm sorry! Check!

425, 425, what's your location?

I been smelling something in this department.

- What is this? - I'm joking.

Alrighty, man, thanks. Have a good one.

- It was a woman or a man? - It was a police woman. A woman.

I Knew You Gone Soft

You lowered your expectations... ...of what you are worthy of.

Know those hearts that break up, “best friends”?

I'm gonna flex and bust out of here.

This whole thing is my fault. I ruined your life.

Come on. Let's go.

Yo, Red, man. You alive?

I'm gonna tear this ass up.

You need to sit your little sexy ass down... ...and watch yourself get killed now.

Hey, you all right, man? That sounded pretty hectic.

I don't know. What? Chinese? Or Korean or...

No, man. It happened because those fuckin kids Couldn’t keep their shit on the down low

...four times under court order, and you've been served.

- No, man. - Yes.

Not better than the Blue Oyster. It can't be. I can't handle that.

- Really? - And then the smoke converges...

...or I call the liaison officer.

I was mean. I was mean because, I think...

The Game? He gets the Montgomery..

Kill motherfuckers with my hands.

I've been up in here trying to get a motherfucking scholarship. Chilling.

These guys are amazing.

I USE A BONG. IT FILTERS OUT THE

Look, I come in peace, okay? I'm not here to fight you again.

- Hey, nice to meet you. - You too.

When your grandma slaps your face

me : my bestfriend :

- Weird. - “Going to the casino”?

- In the woods? - Yeah. Isn't that weird? I was...

Hey, Clark, how you doing, man? What's up?

- Yeah. - I remembered, man.

- I love you. - I love you.

My bubbie - I've gotta change her clocks Daylight Savings

Hey, Angie, what's happening?

- It's “uh-uh.” - There it is, man.

...made a little decoration on our window. Should have seen it.

- You said they were cops, right? - They are, yeah.

Well, you convinced me they can. You were very convincing back there.

- What are you doing? - Get out.

Red, you're crazy, man.

Luis crossing TSA

At least I had an idea. You didn't, so shut up.

Time to suck today's dick!

I don't know. Do you hear that?

And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked...

We've been on the run together. He's a great friend. A good guy.

Well, that would be true if you had saved me.

I'm infected. My shit's all fucked up. I need medical attention.

You guys started it, man. I don't even wanna be here.

It's like when my bubbe was always playing opera...

What am I gonna do? Besides stay in my home...

Allison,I swear to god you say something and I’m gonna...

Now about in the park when I said that you were my friend?

- Truce. - Time in. Fuck you.

...and then I went to go visit my girlfriend at lunch.

You didn't wanna meet my parents.

A D in the face.

Let's go. We need to begin to prematurely evacuate.

- Motherfucker. - Okay, I'm sorry.

You can't instantly tell me that a man, because he's a certain age...

- Don't. You stop it right now. - Stop it.

- Yeah. - Oh, thank you.

How’s it going Sporty Spice

I thought fire season was over

- You don't know what love is. - I'm gonna date him.

Yo, look. I'm gonna say this one time.

Because I'm tired, man. Not feeling so hot.

Just go out the back porch. I won't say anything.

I don't wanna go near this guy.

Fucking Kyle, man

It's deceased now. The car needs a battery to start, Saul.

Matheson, you got British Knights on.

Get some burritos or something.

...and they had a baby.

- Keep it on the down-low. - Don't tell anybody where you got it.

It makes sex feel better, for God's sakes.

He fucking killed him.

Saul, I'm talking to you. Dale, you're a new friend.

Whoa, was the other guy Ted?

Red's, like, the middleman between, like, Ted and me.

Couldn't we just, like, sell some weed...

Can you guys understand me?

- We should hide. - Why?

This is my boyfriend, Dale.

Red. Where'd you come from, man? Where'd he come from?