Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Motherfucking kill you!

And we're, like, mad fucking tight, man.

Who he's screwing, who's his mother, everything.

Don't... Look, we don't want to bring you in to what we're in, okay?

I should be kicking his fucking teeth in.

What? What do you mean ...? Why am I going down?

What do you mean "apology?"

Get it going. Grab the scale. Let's get me out of here.

And now you're hocking me about my grandson.

hands down the dopest (poem) I've ever smoked

- Angie, what did you do? - He's one of the drug dealers!

- Why'd you do that? - God!

Fucking Lingerer man

Utility on this, bitch

I always cared about you. That's not what this is. Okay?

You know, don't get down on yourself. You got a great girl.

You failed to show up for divorce proceedings...

So you're telling me you saw Ted Jones...

Creating a trifecta of veteran warming power

We'll send someone in.

The legends are true.

- Robert, if I'm not mistaken. - Sit down, so we can eat.

Gonna be kick-ass. I will watch her back for you.

...but he was short as shit.

I'm a drug dealer. Are you saying you don't trust me?

Fuck Jeff Murwin, man. That's what I say

You're cold? Oh, I'm not cold at all. Here.

We don't fuck around. Don't worry. Don't tell us what to do

Sorry, man. It was a stupid plan.

War is upon you!

Yo, check this out.

- Got my persona. - Yeah, yeah.

Come on! Come on!

Can I have a piece of that?

- This isn't funny anymore! - Dale!

Hey, watch him.

- You're the one that's immature. - I'm not immature. You're immature.

You don't look great.

Don't hurt yourself. Adios.

It's on, so you better get your head out of your ass...

Wait….what do you mean, a tie?

- Intros. - Great to meet you.

I saw someone murder someone else...

Bobcat Mott is slipping..

What more do you want? Want me to read your horoscope?

It’s my cat’s birthday today

Fuck Jeff Goldblum man.

Your gun? His gun?

Jose Ibarra undocumented or illegal

I thought the basketball season was over.

- You know you gonna die, right? - Yeah.

- Right here. Good thinking. - Good idea. Yes, destroy it.

This is an old-fashioned escape mission, buddy.

It’s Tuesday?! Fuck me. No, man. That's bad.

- You are on the radio. - That's the radio. That's a DJ.

Am I seeing shit because I'm stoned or because I have no blood leff?

You guys got home Ec together too. That's cool.

You are my drug dealer.

I use a bong, it filters out the addictive shit Seriously!!!

You each get as much as you can grab with one hand.

Mmm got some drugs

Okay, what do you know about Ted?

...they sat down with me to play dominos.

Pineapple Express. They said it eight times.

You wanna wear my vest It smell good

- What? - I hear something.

You're gonna dump me. So, fuck it, have a good time.

I'm serious. Your dick, my mouth

I look like hamburger

Where am I, man? What?

Look at that, huh?

Dale, anyway, I can't wait for next year when this bullshit's over.

Time to suck today's dick. That's what I'm talking about. See you guys later.

I'm just saying love has no age.

Got to see her butthole

Are you kidd ...? You do. You have the easiest job on Earth.

Fuck Jeff Goldblum man.

- Brass tacks. - Yes.

yes beryl braperette? what do you want? i want to do some sagaring in success.

- Like, two and a half. - Two and a half?

Okay, Private Miller?

Like a day-to-day basis, it's fine. Like today, I, like, sat in my car...

If you're a man, and you act heroic...

Safety first then teamwork

I'm not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow

Why don’t you play a real team? You fucking cocksucker

Trying to get a motherfucking sponsorship

- I know. - He said not to go to the police.

They not here, Ted.

I mean, she has a difterent last name.

Time to suck today's dick

Fuck! I think I pulled my groin!

who's filling in for anderson overhousen? boti sap-miller.

- Ted. - Ted Jones.

Blood from my ear just...

A cop, a lady and a guy? That's a massacre. You saw it?

There's a good chance they went to my apartment...

- Yeah, man. - No.

- Hold on. Let me get this lock, okay? - You better.

Asians? What Asians? Indians are technically Asian.

Just stop it, okay? Stop it or you're asking for war. Do you want a war?

Put it into maximum overdrive!

This is the future.

Is that it? Maybe if we just hold it.

My second favorite civil engineer...

- Drop the fucking gun. - Don't shoot me!

- Forty-five for these last three. - All right.

...are strong and handsome and really funny.

I'll be right back. Make this phone call.

Battlefield + Squad Battle Bit

Fuck Covid, man. That's what I say.

Like, euthanasia?

What the fuck, man? You shot me in my stomach.

- You're... You're alive. - What happened?

...but Troy likes to trampoline so Spanish Trampoline.

Like someone fucked you up with a coffee pot.

You're a mean jerk.

How can I explain differently

Prepare to suck the cock of karma!!

Don't come. I don't care.

- It was 12 or 13 percent. - That's disgusting.

I don't know. He could have a bunch. This dude is super well-connected.

The monkey's out of the bottle man

- Shit. - So you have a son.

Okay, yeah. We'll definitely hit the casino up.

Cornpop, used to be a little crazy man. He used to throw these tickle parties

I'm a teacher. You can't talk to me like that.

I just want them to see that.

May I have the Garagely room, please?

Finish it off with my mouth, pal. Let's go.

Where you think your going mister wiggles

Oh, man, it's fucking killing me. I feel like I popped one.

This went out, sir.

You get to smoke weed all day.

I think I know who that bitch was

I know, right?!?

JT? He gets the snicklefritz

He's got another one, in the side.

Who is he? Where did he come from? I do not know.

Drug dealers are trying to kill me. And you. And my family.

You ate a box of Nerds out of her butthole.

Oh, this is my fault.

One time, he got this girl...

Seth Wrotes up case gives it to me. Me:

- Turn on the wipers! - It's not working!

Sexy motherfucker.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

- He got your ear. - Fuck!

You know, don't get down on yourself. You got a great job.

Just because you're older.

Its my dogs birthday today