Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You are on the radio. - That's the radio. That's a DJ.

This is an old-fashioned escape mission, buddy.

Mmm got some drugs

- What? - I hear something.

yes beryl braperette? what do you want? i want to do some sagaring in success.

Seth Wrotes up case gives it to me. Me:

Yo, check this out.

Sexy motherfucker.

War is upon you!

- Hold on. Let me get this lock, okay? - You better.

One time, he got this girl...

I know, right?!?

Who he's screwing, who's his mother, everything.

Prepare to suck the cock of karma!!

May I have the Garagely room, please?

I'm not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow

- Robert, if I'm not mistaken. - Sit down, so we can eat.

If you're a man, and you act heroic...

I think I know who that bitch was

- You're... You're alive. - What happened?

I'll be right back. Make this phone call.

- Why'd you do that? - God!

Just stop it, okay? Stop it or you're asking for war. Do you want a war?

Time to suck today's dick. That's what I'm talking about. See you guys later.

Finish it off with my mouth, pal. Let's go.

Why don’t you play a real team? You fucking cocksucker

Don't come. I don't care.

Put it into maximum overdrive!

Blood from my ear just...

Okay, what do you know about Ted?

Trying to get a motherfucking sponsorship

- Turn on the wipers! - It's not working!

You're gonna dump me. So, fuck it, have a good time.

My second favorite civil engineer...

Fuck! I think I pulled my groin!

We don't fuck around. Don't worry. Don't tell us what to do

Don't hurt yourself. Adios.

Battlefield + Squad Battle Bit

I'm a drug dealer. Are you saying you don't trust me?

It's on, so you better get your head out of your ass...

Sorry, man. It was a stupid plan.

I'm just saying love has no age.

Your gun? His gun?

A cop, a lady and a guy? That's a massacre. You saw it?

...but Troy likes to trampoline so Spanish Trampoline.

Where am I, man? What?

Cornpop, used to be a little crazy man. He used to throw these tickle parties

Fuck Covid, man. That's what I say.

And now you're hocking me about my grandson.

Fuck Jeff Goldblum man.

Pineapple Express. They said it eight times.

Oh, this is my fault.

- This isn't funny anymore! - Dale!

Jose Ibarra undocumented or illegal

Hey, watch him.

I look like hamburger

So you're telling me you saw Ted Jones...

I'm serious. Your dick, my mouth

- I know. - He said not to go to the police.

I don't know. He could have a bunch. This dude is super well-connected.

I always cared about you. That's not what this is. Okay?

Oh, man, it's fucking killing me. I feel like I popped one.

Come on! Come on!

And we're, like, mad fucking tight, man.

The legends are true.

Gonna be kick-ass. I will watch her back for you.

I just want them to see that.

What? What do you mean ...? Why am I going down?

Get it going. Grab the scale. Let's get me out of here.

We'll send someone in.

...are strong and handsome and really funny.

Utility on this, bitch

Motherfucking kill you!

Drug dealers are trying to kill me. And you. And my family.

- Intros. - Great to meet you.

- Shit. - So you have a son.

- Drop the fucking gun. - Don't shoot me!

Just because you're older.

Can I have a piece of that?

It’s Tuesday?! Fuck me. No, man. That's bad.

What the fuck, man? You shot me in my stomach.

I thought the basketball season was over.

You wanna wear my vest It smell good

Fuck Jeff Goldblum man.

Am I seeing shit because I'm stoned or because I have no blood leff?

You're cold? Oh, I'm not cold at all. Here.

This went out, sir.

- Forty-five for these last three. - All right.

- Yeah, man. - No.

Fuck Jeff Murwin, man. That's what I say

Look at that, huh?

I'm a teacher. You can't talk to me like that.

You know, don't get down on yourself. You got a great girl.

Time to suck today's dick

- Got my persona. - Yeah, yeah.

- Brass tacks. - Yes.

Like someone fucked you up with a coffee pot.

Dale, anyway, I can't wait for next year when this bullshit's over.

You guys got home Ec together too. That's cool.

What more do you want? Want me to read your horoscope?

You know, don't get down on yourself. You got a great job.

- You know you gonna die, right? - Yeah.

I mean, she has a difterent last name.

You don't look great.

Is that it? Maybe if we just hold it.

Like, euthanasia?

It’s my cat’s birthday today

Got to see her butthole

Like a day-to-day basis, it's fine. Like today, I, like, sat in my car...

- He got your ear. - Fuck!

Who is he? Where did he come from? I do not know.

Creating a trifecta of veteran warming power

who's filling in for anderson overhousen? boti sap-miller.

You are my drug dealer.

- It was 12 or 13 percent. - That's disgusting.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Fucking Lingerer man

- Ted. - Ted Jones.

I should be kicking his fucking teeth in.

Safety first then teamwork

- Angie, what did you do? - He's one of the drug dealers!

You get to smoke weed all day.

There's a good chance they went to my apartment...

You're a mean jerk.

- Right here. Good thinking. - Good idea. Yes, destroy it.

You failed to show up for divorce proceedings...

Wait….what do you mean, a tie?

They not here, Ted.

You each get as much as you can grab with one hand.

Okay, Private Miller?

JT? He gets the snicklefritz

What do you mean "apology?"

You ate a box of Nerds out of her butthole.

hands down the dopest (poem) I've ever smoked

- You're the one that's immature. - I'm not immature. You're immature.

...but he was short as shit.

Where you think your going mister wiggles

Okay, yeah. We'll definitely hit the casino up.

I use a bong, it filters out the addictive shit Seriously!!!

...they sat down with me to play dominos.

Its my dogs birthday today

Asians? What Asians? Indians are technically Asian.

Are you kidd ...? You do. You have the easiest job on Earth.

The monkey's out of the bottle man

Don't... Look, we don't want to bring you in to what we're in, okay?

He's got another one, in the side.

I saw someone murder someone else...

Bobcat Mott is slipping..

- Like, two and a half. - Two and a half?

This is the future.

How can I explain differently