Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My second favorite civil engineer...

You are my drug dealer.

Like someone fucked you up with a coffee pot.

It's on, so you better get your head out of your ass...

I mean, she has a difterent last name.

Blood from my ear just...

The monkey's out of the bottle man

Cornpop, used to be a little crazy man. He used to throw these tickle parties

Utility on this, bitch

...but Troy likes to trampoline so Spanish Trampoline.

Why don’t you play a real team? You fucking cocksucker

Don't... Look, we don't want to bring you in to what we're in, okay?

You know, don't get down on yourself. You got a great job.

...but he was short as shit.

I always cared about you. That's not what this is. Okay?

Fuck Jeff Murwin, man. That's what I say

Fucking Lingerer man

I use a bong, it filters out the addictive shit Seriously!!!

They not here, Ted.

You're a mean jerk.

I'm serious. Your dick, my mouth

He's got another one, in the side.

- Robert, if I'm not mistaken. - Sit down, so we can eat.

Gonna be kick-ass. I will watch her back for you.

JT? He gets the snicklefritz

- Like, two and a half. - Two and a half?

Who is he? Where did he come from? I do not know.

Who he's screwing, who's his mother, everything.

Okay, yeah. We'll definitely hit the casino up.

Bobcat Mott is slipping..

You're cold? Oh, I'm not cold at all. Here.

May I have the Garagely room, please?

Come on! Come on!

Don't come. I don't care.

You guys got home Ec together too. That's cool.

Just because you're older.

I'm a teacher. You can't talk to me like that.

Am I seeing shit because I'm stoned or because I have no blood leff?

Safety first then teamwork

We don't fuck around. Don't worry. Don't tell us what to do

What? What do you mean ...? Why am I going down?

So you're telling me you saw Ted Jones...

Like a day-to-day basis, it's fine. Like today, I, like, sat in my car...

Like, euthanasia?

- He got your ear. - Fuck!

Seth Wrotes up case gives it to me. Me:

You know, don't get down on yourself. You got a great girl.

One time, he got this girl...

What the fuck, man? You shot me in my stomach.

Yo, check this out.

What more do you want? Want me to read your horoscope?

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

...they sat down with me to play dominos.

- Brass tacks. - Yes.

hands down the dopest (poem) I've ever smoked

I saw someone murder someone else...

- What? - I hear something.

What do you mean "apology?"

- Intros. - Great to meet you.

- Drop the fucking gun. - Don't shoot me!

Hey, watch him.

Time to suck today's dick

You get to smoke weed all day.

You each get as much as you can grab with one hand.

I should be kicking his fucking teeth in.

Look at that, huh?

And now you're hocking me about my grandson.

Can I have a piece of that?

This is an old-fashioned escape mission, buddy.

You don't look great.

- You're... You're alive. - What happened?

Fuck! I think I pulled my groin!

War is upon you!

Is that it? Maybe if we just hold it.

Fuck Covid, man. That's what I say.

- Turn on the wipers! - It's not working!

...are strong and handsome and really funny.

- I know. - He said not to go to the police.

Its my dogs birthday today

How can I explain differently

Oh, this is my fault.

- Right here. Good thinking. - Good idea. Yes, destroy it.

- Shit. - So you have a son.

- Yeah, man. - No.

- You're the one that's immature. - I'm not immature. You're immature.

Get it going. Grab the scale. Let's get me out of here.

Fuck Jeff Goldblum man.

Finish it off with my mouth, pal. Let's go.

You ate a box of Nerds out of her butthole.

There's a good chance they went to my apartment...

Pineapple Express. They said it eight times.

This is the future.

- You know you gonna die, right? - Yeah.

Asians? What Asians? Indians are technically Asian.

We'll send someone in.

- You are on the radio. - That's the radio. That's a DJ.

- This isn't funny anymore! - Dale!

Prepare to suck the cock of karma!!

Motherfucking kill you!

Oh, man, it's fucking killing me. I feel like I popped one.

who's filling in for anderson overhousen? boti sap-miller.

Drug dealers are trying to kill me. And you. And my family.

Sorry, man. It was a stupid plan.

I look like hamburger

You failed to show up for divorce proceedings...

Jose Ibarra undocumented or illegal

- Hold on. Let me get this lock, okay? - You better.

Creating a trifecta of veteran warming power

- Angie, what did you do? - He's one of the drug dealers!

Time to suck today's dick. That's what I'm talking about. See you guys later.

Got to see her butthole

It’s Tuesday?! Fuck me. No, man. That's bad.

You wanna wear my vest It smell good

- It was 12 or 13 percent. - That's disgusting.

I'm just saying love has no age.

- Ted. - Ted Jones.

yes beryl braperette? what do you want? i want to do some sagaring in success.

I thought the basketball season was over.

I don't know. He could have a bunch. This dude is super well-connected.

Put it into maximum overdrive!

I'm a drug dealer. Are you saying you don't trust me?

Fuck Jeff Goldblum man.

Dale, anyway, I can't wait for next year when this bullshit's over.

I'll be right back. Make this phone call.

A cop, a lady and a guy? That's a massacre. You saw it?

- Why'd you do that? - God!

And we're, like, mad fucking tight, man.

Trying to get a motherfucking sponsorship

The legends are true.

Sexy motherfucker.

I think I know who that bitch was

Are you kidd ...? You do. You have the easiest job on Earth.

Don't hurt yourself. Adios.

Where am I, man? What?

- Got my persona. - Yeah, yeah.

Just stop it, okay? Stop it or you're asking for war. Do you want a war?

- Forty-five for these last three. - All right.

Your gun? His gun?

I know, right?!?

It’s my cat’s birthday today

This went out, sir.

Wait….what do you mean, a tie?

Mmm got some drugs

I just want them to see that.

Okay, what do you know about Ted?

Battlefield + Squad Battle Bit

If you're a man, and you act heroic...

Okay, Private Miller?

Where you think your going mister wiggles

You're gonna dump me. So, fuck it, have a good time.

I'm not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow