Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- See, we can be friends. - I'm feeling it.
- Dale Denton? - Yeah?
- I need another beer. - He's gotta be working for them.
Red!
You're my best friend, man.
I got a wife. She's gonna be out of jail soon.
Last week when we worked out, you forgot your shorts in my car.
You made it, man.
Ofcourse im Fuckin going , you taking me?
And it's a shell, and it's like they go from one shell to the next.
Your dick, my mouth
I look like hamburglar
What do you mean it illegal
Only Red knows, man.
Just something quick like that.
“Insinuating.” Good word.
I remember thinking, “This doesn't count as a full point.”
And I'm gonna die in here with some asshole.
Fuck the police!
We need to hit up the casino. Okay, yeah. Let’s definitely go to the casino.
Allison,I swear to god you do something or I’m gonna..
- Hello, Dale. - Hey.
- The car chase was awesome. - You got into a car chase?
What?
Lingerer…
Why aren't we talking to people, letting them know Item 9 exists?
So I'm here.
Get out your goddamn gun. You're making me uncomfortable.
Oh, no, no, no!
- Okay. I understand. - I'm the liaison officer for this school.
We have our first caller.
I made a mistake
Stop. Wait here.
Dude. Look.
Now it's time to get super-duper high.
There's no way that we could pause for a minute...
Brett’s Sniffer Launch
Well, lookie here. Mr. Folgers.
yes beryl zoountrayal? why is the M missing? because it was not good for gouging.
I hope you enjoy these last 17 minutes of your life...
Utility on this bitch
The Ravens signed Odell. He plays for them now. They’re paying him $18,000,000
Slut Life!
Not a compliment. Here's the question.
Look at what I'm wearing. Kimono. What are you wearing?
Well, sir...
We had a wacky night in the woods...
You are an asshole. That's all you are. You're an asshole.
I can't see! The Slushee!
I love you dudes so much.
I never saw them in my life before.
You didn't hear anything, man.
You got a great job where you don't do anything.
Shit. We slept for like 18 hours
No, it’s Daylight Savings Time so...
You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, Good Hunter
What's up with the clothes?
Where you going, huh?
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I'm a process server. So I have to wear a suit.
What about my bubbe? Don't think they'll go after her.
Bullets.
Plugged him, just whacked him.
This one here is ULtraboost And this one is lightstrike
You've been served by the best. Keep it real.
Maybe we could just convince him to kill himself.
I look like hamburger
Happy Birthday Player
Do you have any idea how weak you just made us look?
Oh, sweet Saul.
...than the cross weed and the Pineapple Express.
He's a liar. He's lying to us, man. He's lying to us.
- We're going to the police. - That's what I said.
- He can't possibly work in law. - I'm not going anywhere.
- Why'd he mention a casino? - I don't know.
me explaining to my date why I lasted 2 minutes
“Did you sell the Pineapple Express to anyone?”
What do you mean Colton's phone is off?
...that my grandson came in, why, and in pajamas.
I mean, What the fuck does that mean?
See? See? See, right there. You see that?
Not on my watch.
Why are we here? This place is so fucking scary.
Get it out. Shout off the rooftops:
- You catch it? - See what?
It means like…you haven’t done something but you will do it..:
Clark’s a great guy man He’s totally going to take care of Angela man
Apparently you hit him with your car, I'm told.
Don't talk to me like that. I'm not a little kid, I'm a man!
Want a hit, man? It's still lit.
- Are you kidding me? Oh, my God. - Yeah, it was...
WoW life Wow life
Fuck off, loser.
Why do you never act like you care about anything?
And then he said that he found Denton's car...
Why don't you go fuck yourself, you weird prick?
He's punching my bum!
Hello? Hey, man.
Even tho I'm overdrawn How could I Make online purchases?
...someone finally made you a loan?
- You're my best friend, man. - Yeah, see?
We've had enough out of you.
Mr President, you have been shot They only got my ear
Man, I'm just into Buddhism
We're gonna go to the farm tonight, we're gonna move tonight's shipment.
Never had one before, so I started to cry.
How can I explain this to you differently?
- Yeah. - How's it going, Sporty Spice?
The phone, you idiot.
My ear should probably get professional attention.
Fuck you!
...I'm moving on.
You sack of shit. Do you know what a pain in the ass you've been?
Congratulations. Sad to happen sometime, right? Why not now?
- Yes. Yes. - Okay.
You know that Pineapple Express stuff you gave me?
Saul. Wake up, man, please.
I'm sorry, man. Look...
Okay, Private Miller, when you think of your superiors...
Get down, baby!
Wait… what do you mean I’m starting for the Jets?
I know I was an asshole. I hope I redeemed myself.
Just on three.
- Supposed to be my partner. - I was there.
You killed my brother...
Yeah, maybe. Maybe he went to heaven.
This never happened.
Just get on a bus and leave, right?
Ok kill Joe
I gotta wear disguises sometimes just to make them admit they're themselves...
Come on, let's go. It makes sense. He's right.
guilty!!
Like, the Asians with the guns and the drugs, and not his friends.
So you guys are basically fucked.
I thought allergy season was over
You ain't got no style muthafucka
Trump
What's that supposed to mean?
When you think of your superiors, what emotions do you feel?
One cough mean you go. Two cough mean you take the lead.
Okay, Private Miller?
You can call me Faye, but I'm gonna call you a stinker.
- I'm gonna do it. - Good. Go for it.
Mike is getting the snickelfritz
Even if he found that roach, how could he know where you are?
You're very entertained. Oh, wow. You got a cute picture too.
Yeah, I know where he lives.
All right, hold on. I got an idea.
I wanna marry you.
Yeah okay, let’s definitely hit up the casino.
Well lookie here MR. FOLGERS
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Get...
You got her ass? Perfect.
Business for the businessman.
I've seen enough. Shut it down.
I think the guy was Ted.
I've been up in here tryin to get a mothafuckin scholarship.
Fuck da commish!
They're gonna kill me too, unless I turn y'all over.
Chris is getting Snicklefritz.
This could be your moment.
And I promise you you're gonna be taken care of.
The Asians own the casino, Ted.
All right, everybody just chill.
I thought Recap season was over!
No. That's unfortunate, but that's not what I'm talking about.
Okay, cool. Thanks, man. Awesome.
Okay, yeah. We'll definitely hit the casino up.
Lingerers
Duty calls, but it's good to see you. Thanks.
I can't do this. I'm sorry. I can't do this.
Why don't you get a real job, you fucking cocksucker?
Oh, shit!
Seth writes up case Me walking into the Dan cave
Let's roll. I'm done with the woods. Let's go.
What? I thought we just got all pumped up. What was that about?
I’m a teacher you can’t talk to me like that, guy
Couscous, the food so nice, they named it twice.
Well, we clearly fell asleep with the battery on, and...
- Ted Jones? - Yeah, why?
Come on dooown!
- Dale. Dale! - This is messed up.
Come onnn down!