Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I think the guy was Ted.
You killed my brother...
No. That's unfortunate, but that's not what I'm talking about.
You got a great job where you don't do anything.
Yeah, maybe. Maybe he went to heaven.
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I hope you enjoy these last 17 minutes of your life...
See? See? See, right there. You see that?
Wait… what do you mean I’m starting for the Jets?
You're my best friend, man.
I thought Recap season was over!
What's up with the clothes?
You can call me Faye, but I'm gonna call you a stinker.
WoW life Wow life
Allison,I swear to god you do something or I’m gonna..
I got a wife. She's gonna be out of jail soon.
Red!
I look like hamburglar
No, it’s Daylight Savings Time so...
This never happened.
- I'm gonna do it. - Good. Go for it.
Saul. Wake up, man, please.
Yeah, I know where he lives.
I remember thinking, “This doesn't count as a full point.”
Let's roll. I'm done with the woods. Let's go.
You got her ass? Perfect.
The Ravens signed Odell. He plays for them now. They’re paying him $18,000,000
I'm sorry, man. Look...
You ain't got no style muthafucka
Bullets.
Lingerer…
- We're going to the police. - That's what I said.
Okay, Private Miller?
What do you mean it illegal
Just get on a bus and leave, right?
Brett’s Sniffer Launch
One cough mean you go. Two cough mean you take the lead.
...than the cross weed and the Pineapple Express.
Mr President, you have been shot They only got my ear
You sack of shit. Do you know what a pain in the ass you've been?
- See, we can be friends. - I'm feeling it.
Even if he found that roach, how could he know where you are?
I mean, What the fuck does that mean?
I look like hamburger
Get out your goddamn gun. You're making me uncomfortable.
Your dick, my mouth
The phone, you idiot.
Only Red knows, man.
Not a compliment. Here's the question.
Oh, shit!
- Yeah. - How's it going, Sporty Spice?
Oh, sweet Saul.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Get...
Chris is getting Snicklefritz.
We need to hit up the casino. Okay, yeah. Let’s definitely go to the casino.
Okay, Private Miller, when you think of your superiors...
“Did you sell the Pineapple Express to anyone?”
guilty!!
Couscous, the food so nice, they named it twice.
Well lookie here MR. FOLGERS
“Insinuating.” Good word.
You've been served by the best. Keep it real.
yes beryl zoountrayal? why is the M missing? because it was not good for gouging.
Don't talk to me like that. I'm not a little kid, I'm a man!
And then he said that he found Denton's car...
I thought allergy season was over
Well, lookie here. Mr. Folgers.
When you think of your superiors, what emotions do you feel?
I love you dudes so much.
And I promise you you're gonna be taken care of.
He's a liar. He's lying to us, man. He's lying to us.
Want a hit, man? It's still lit.
Why aren't we talking to people, letting them know Item 9 exists?
Yeah okay, let’s definitely hit up the casino.
I made a mistake
- The car chase was awesome. - You got into a car chase?
This one here is ULtraboost And this one is lightstrike
Fuck you!
- You're my best friend, man. - Yeah, see?
Seth writes up case Me walking into the Dan cave
Fuck the police!
Why do you never act like you care about anything?
- Ted Jones? - Yeah, why?
Man, I'm just into Buddhism
Like, the Asians with the guns and the drugs, and not his friends.
Shit. We slept for like 18 hours
- Why'd he mention a casino? - I don't know.
Even tho I'm overdrawn How could I Make online purchases?
Apparently you hit him with your car, I'm told.
I never saw them in my life before.
You are an asshole. That's all you are. You're an asshole.
- I need another beer. - He's gotta be working for them.
Fuck off, loser.
You made it, man.
Well, sir...
It means like…you haven’t done something but you will do it..:
I can't do this. I'm sorry. I can't do this.
We've had enough out of you.
Last week when we worked out, you forgot your shorts in my car.
We had a wacky night in the woods...
I'm a process server. So I have to wear a suit.
I can't see! The Slushee!
And it's a shell, and it's like they go from one shell to the next.
They're gonna kill me too, unless I turn y'all over.
What do you mean Colton's phone is off?
How can I explain this to you differently?
Stop. Wait here.
- Dale. Dale! - This is messed up.
Look at what I'm wearing. Kimono. What are you wearing?
Come on, let's go. It makes sense. He's right.
Slut Life!
What?
me explaining to my date why I lasted 2 minutes
...that my grandson came in, why, and in pajamas.
- Are you kidding me? Oh, my God. - Yeah, it was...
- He can't possibly work in law. - I'm not going anywhere.
And I'm gonna die in here with some asshole.
I've seen enough. Shut it down.
Come onnn down!
- Hello, Dale. - Hey.
You know that Pineapple Express stuff you gave me?
Congratulations. Sad to happen sometime, right? Why not now?
So you guys are basically fucked.
- Dale Denton? - Yeah?
We have our first caller.
Dude. Look.
Mike is getting the snickelfritz
You didn't hear anything, man.
Trump
Utility on this bitch
I’m a teacher you can’t talk to me like that, guy
Just on three.
He's punching my bum!
The Asians own the casino, Ted.
All right, hold on. I got an idea.
Get it out. Shout off the rooftops:
Ok kill Joe
This could be your moment.
Clark’s a great guy man He’s totally going to take care of Angela man
Duty calls, but it's good to see you. Thanks.
Maybe we could just convince him to kill himself.
Fuck da commish!
Come on dooown!
What's that supposed to mean?
Why don't you get a real job, you fucking cocksucker?
So I'm here.
What? I thought we just got all pumped up. What was that about?
Hello? Hey, man.
I know I was an asshole. I hope I redeemed myself.
There's no way that we could pause for a minute...
Now it's time to get super-duper high.
Why are we here? This place is so fucking scary.
Plugged him, just whacked him.
Happy Birthday Player
- Yes. Yes. - Okay.
I've been up in here tryin to get a mothafuckin scholarship.
Not on my watch.
Lingerers
Get down, baby!
Never had one before, so I started to cry.
You're very entertained. Oh, wow. You got a cute picture too.
My ear should probably get professional attention.
Where you going, huh?
...someone finally made you a loan?
All right, everybody just chill.
I gotta wear disguises sometimes just to make them admit they're themselves...
Ofcourse im Fuckin going , you taking me?
Oh, no, no, no!
We're gonna go to the farm tonight, we're gonna move tonight's shipment.
Well, we clearly fell asleep with the battery on, and...
Do you have any idea how weak you just made us look?
...I'm moving on.
- You catch it? - See what?
You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, Good Hunter
- Okay. I understand. - I'm the liaison officer for this school.
- Supposed to be my partner. - I was there.
Okay, yeah. We'll definitely hit the casino up.
I wanna marry you.
What about my bubbe? Don't think they'll go after her.
Why don't you go fuck yourself, you weird prick?
Just something quick like that.
Business for the businessman.
Okay, cool. Thanks, man. Awesome.