Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fucking lingerer. - Yeah, totally.
They say, like, “Don't dip the pen in company ink.”
I found a bloody fork.
And meanwhile, that crazy Northern Lights stuff I had...
- Call it Banana Boat. - Make sure you leave it at weed too.
...and the Super Red Especial Snowflake met and had a baby.
...but we both can put that behind us like adults.
We can go look at some crazy things on the Internet together.
I can't even light this thing on my own.
- I didn't say anything about Percocet. - What the fuck?
The squirrel'd be up in a tree, they'd think we were.
We were supposed to be at Red's at noon, man. What if he's gone?
This was Ant
He put a couple of moves on me.
Why didn't you smash it on a rock like a normal person?
You're a fucking idiot. I say that with love.
Honey, we're at the table. No one's going to leave the table.
I just know they'll like you, that's all.
I only have, like, 50 bucks. I don't think that'll even buy one ticket.
THOUSAND PARDONS!!!
...but I got a lot of feelings.
Only 10 bones more for a quarter.
I bet they can't even triangulate those things.
Flush.
I don't wanna have to do this.
Ugh, I wish
Beautiful. What's it called?
Oh, man. We made it, guys.
No, no, no.
- Don't worry. Don't tell us what to do. - Inhale it, Chachi. Inhale it.
- Shake my fucking hand. - Shake my hand. Okay.
I should not be in this situation, so fuck you.
...with their eyes as red as the devil's dick. You're busted.
You didn't say anything back.
Who is Red?
That's cool. Does she like to smoke weed?
...where Angie has a lot of things.
I Wanna Live In Here.
...and then tomorrow we could just, like, continue?
I've gotta get to a phone. Come on.
Dale?
I
And for you to come into my house...
What the fuck's the buzzer for anyway?
This doesn't happen to anyone.
Hi, there. Are you Sandra Danby?
Hey, Saul. I came back for you, bro.
Wake up. Get up. Wake up.
Don't move. What's in your hand?
All right, everybody be cool, man. Be cool.
What you do is you light all three ends at the same time.
- Really? - Maybe it's the same guy.
What do you gotta say to that?
- Noon it is, bromosexual. - Nice.
- Gonna get to the bottom of this shit. - Stop!
...so you would stay off mine. Get off the phone.
lolo uhhuh
Of course. Hi.
You're welcome.
- Asshole. - I'm sorry, man.
This is it, man. This is what your grandchildren are gonna be smoking.
And like I just feel like a fat dumb fucking stinky ass turd
I
herpes is for life bro
You can't even tell.
Just don't. Don't...
I think, “Yes, I'm gonna help you, Dale”...
We should hit up the casino again. It's been a while.
Like, on her?
- My God, are you okay? - I'm good. I'm fine. I'm great.
Teamwork
Dale!
For now, this is what we're gonna do.
What an adorable little cop.
- Yeah, but don't call it that. - Yeah, that's not what it's called.
There's one more. I know you'll find it. Take it.
Don't pay attention to what I'm saying
Put your guns down. Nobody shoots.
YA'LL WANNA BUY SOME DRUGS
This airflow that comes from Hawaii and Canada.
Herpes is for life, bro.
For real?
Stuff your sorries is a sack
Out of her vagina. Remember what you did? What did you do?
We need to know about your source.
You know what I'm coming back with? With a gun.
- We each shot several people. - A lot.
...an Asian guy, in the window, at fucking Ted's house.
One, two...
How can I explain this to you differently
Call me when I can go home.
Sounds like a very nice boy.
Fuck Joe Flacco Man
Herpes!
You got it. So, listen, we'll be chilling by noon.
What the fuck was that?
-You know you gonna die right? -Yeah
I don't know. We should get out of the middle of the road. Come on.
Sorry!
The guy who designed the Golden Gate Bridge.
Fucking lingerer man
Fuck John Cusack Man
It's best if you don't know my full name.
Except, if you're a dick your whole life...
- Really? Thanks man. - No problem.
Fucking Pete? He was ex-CIA.
- Can I have my jacket back, please? - Yeah.
You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, Good hunter
I saw them kill him.
You trying to figure out dinner? Fish tacos!
Put the pipe down slowly JOE
I'm not a student, so I can say whatever I want...
I'm kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird.
You okay, man?
Mmm hmm.
Boring people to death on the radio.
Get your foot out of there.
You fuckhead.
...you can prioritize your life, and you are it, okay?
Shit.
Are you on that meth shit again?
You're great, and you're funny...
Well Lookie Here, Mr. Folgers
- Get your leg out of there. Seriously. - I can't.
It’s my cat birthday today
We can tie it to an animal, be a diversion.
...and I would be fantastic right now. Instead of looking like this.
Oh, Jesus.
Dale. You know what? Drug dealers... Let me tell you something.
MY REACTION WHEN TRUMP TWEETS THREATS IN ALL CAPS
What the fuck, man?
I don't... Normally he's... That's really weird.
...my chillastic couch, and chill out.
hi laura i'm josh williams. hey josh.
We're gonna fucking kill them all.
That's a good point.
Okay, I'll take a quarter.
- Camping? - Yeah.
- It's not bad, huh? - If I close my eyes, it sounds like...
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Is it uh huh or uh uh
Let's get up and go get Saul back. Use it.
Wassup son?
Business, for the business man!
From what I can tell, you don't notice anything ever.
Zelensky to the EU and the West
Oh, yeah. Me and my bubbe.
All right, man.
hands down the dopest (poem) I've ever smoked
I ain't fuckin retarded
Fuck you.
He sent two guys over here, Budlofsky and Matheson.
Hey, Mrs. Mendelson.
Fucking lingerer.
Yeah, no problem, no problem.
Petty's Waiter
- Oh, that sucks. - Yeah.
- It sounds pretty good. - It sounds real.
You told him I was gonna sell Percocet?
It might sound weird at first, but just listen.
Wake up.
Fuck. I'm sorry. I thought she'd just go past.
Hi, Ted.
Look what I’m wearing. Kimono dawg
- Stop! - Cheater!
- Did it work? - On three!
- I'm in. - Come on!
Hi.
You are. You're about to get D'd by the Dale.
This is the Future.. The future!
Why don't I just call the Asians and talk to Cheung?
Was that too much?
Are you kidding?! You have the coolest job on earth!
What did that thing tell you? What are you doing?
What? Fuck James Taylor man.
Fucking lingerer
You assholes do exactly what I say...
Time to suck today’s dick. That’s what I’m talking about.
Oh, nice.
Tell him to get away from me!
- Pineapple Express. - Pineapple Express.
The phones. The phones.
- Yeah? - Right here.
Ted, you hear him?
Yo?'re not dying today, friend.