Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Time to suck Your dick hottie

What do you want from me?

Should we touch each other's hands while we do it? Okay.

Anybody out there?

...I feel like a...

I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry. You let it out by accident?

I don't know. Call it.

And the other guy, he was very good-looking...

You wanna wear my vest? It smell good.

She's in high school, so as much as any high-school kid.

I know, I'm sorry about the clocks.

You’ll come back as a dragon You’ll come back as Jude law

Ahh cross joint huhh...

Dad refunding Alana for soap

The monkey's out of the bottle man

I'm gonna save you, man. I'm gonna save you.

- We're friends. - I know we are.

Oh, hey, I almost forgot.

And you can call it rude, call it what you want. But I'm done with this

They kidnapped my grandson.

So that's what I came here to do. I'm here to save my best friend.

He sees that, he'll never get the fuck out of here.

You know what? I'm feeling it.

Why don't you ever act like it, huh?

Up in here Trying to get a mother fucking scholarship

- What? - What?

wow. This is the product of baby fucking.

I feel like I can smell it.

I can hear everything you're saying.

- He's with me. - I'm the good drug dealer.

Safety first then teamwork

- Okay. I'm gonna get us out. - No, you're not, but it's okay.

I'm, like, a totally nice guy.

- Fuck Jeff Goldblum, man. - That's what I say.

GET IT OUT!! SHOUT IT OFF THE ROOFTOPS!!

Denton might've been a Jew. I don't know.

You can be polite with your clean plates, but I'm gonna be eating food.

You have reached the voice mailbox of...

We'll go in the morning. It's better that way.

I'm just wondering why you don't date a nice guy your own age.

You don't get it. It doesn't really matter where I'm at.

Are you kidding?! You have the coolest job on earth!

Definitely. All right, peace, brother.

That's all he got out of him.

Just take it easy, buddy.

- We should all be best friends. - We should.

Ted Jones is slipping.

What do I mean? I mean the battery's dead. The battery's dead.

Well, I'm Garth from Global Saviors, and...

Why beat around the bush, you know?

You guys wanna buy some chronic?

You idiot. What the hell do you do?

You sowed your own poison man

There's somebody else on the phone with him.

I don't know. They're shooting!

- Hey. - How you doing, buddy?

We gotta call Red.

You'll come back as a dragon.

- You lied to me. - I did. I lied bigtime to you.

- Get your hands off of me. - Shut up.

Game over, motherfuckers! Everybody freeze!

- I like... - In process.

I didn't buzz you in. How the monkey did you get in here?

I thought fire season was over

- We're stuck in this room. - I love him.

...that spills onto your neighbor's property.

No, man. I don't wanna get out.

No. He could find the roach and say, “It's Pineapple Express.

Then tomorrow morning, we're gonna hunt these guys down.

No. I'm out of bullets.

If by some miracle soft serve and ice cream met and fucked That would be custard

Why don't you supersize it, bitch?

Call it? With what? My phone has been smashed.

Wake up, man! This place is gonna collapse! Come on!

You don't want any trouble. We don't wanna give you trouble.

Let's go to a motel or a hotel or a holiday inn

- Yeah, right. - Lay it on him.

It’s actually very spiritual.. I won’t go into it right now

I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute

Wait, what do you mean The grill is off…?

- I don't think so. - Because if he doesn't start to...

You're the best guy I know.

All this current system is doing...

You're more chill than me?

...you've been smoking Item 9 for seven minutes and 13 seconds.

- Thank... - God.

Like, do good impressions of Jeff Goldblum and shit like that.

It means that you are gonna go to college next year.

- “Hosted violence”? - He's a bad guy.

I am not going to wake up murdered tomorrow

Yeah, maybe we should go to the doctor.

You ain’t got no style mothafucka

I don't... I mean, yeah. I don't know.

I will, and that's the last you'll ever hear from me, okay?

He's at a war right now with the Asians.

- Where were you? - I was there.

Fuck da Co-mmish!

And I'm glad we're partners.

No problem no problem no problem

Welcome to KRAD.

Why do you never act like you care about anything?

I had you all down at the property for dinner.. Italian sausage!

It's weed. It's a joint. It's a roach.

I always care about you.

You can call me Faye But I’m gonna call you stinkers

This how you do me?

- I have, like, the 75 that you gave me. - That's it?

Garagely. I'll contact you.

Carol used to be a little crazy, man. She used to throw tickle parties.

Little kids can take shits

...filled with all these strange disguises.

I'm dating a high-school girl.

The BeDazzler guy broke your nose, tough man?

- You equip yourself. - I'm equipping.

You'll come back as Jude Law.

I just did that to make it seem cool.

It’s my cats birthday today

It’s like, the thiccest.

I don't know. Let's just go... Go to a motel or a hotel and just hide out.

Dale Denton. He's with me.

- Dale. - Angie?

Some guy with a fauxhawk let me in. He was leaving when I...

You didn't know it. Now you know it, we'll all be best friends.

I didn't wanna think that that's what my life was.

I’m serious. Bish’s dick, Mike’s mouth.

You’ve been served!

...with, like, a bomb.

Yeah, that's the way it was with my first husband.

It's like killing a unicorn...

- That's amazing. - Shove it anywhere you like.

- What tree? - That one.

I was, like, stoned when I saved you with those Slushees.

You fucking said you wouldn't tell. You sowed your own poison, man.

Yeah, nice. Peace out, homes.

...is so I could put my bubbe in a nice retirement home.

...so I can serve them the papers.

Business for the businessman

Come on, don't say that. I just can't go. I have a job.

Time to suck today’s dick Right on

So what? I throw roaches all over town.

...and your addiction to marijuana. I cannot believe I'm here.