Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, man. I don't wanna get out.

You don't want any trouble. We don't wanna give you trouble.

I thought fire season was over

I know, I'm sorry about the clocks.

You ain’t got no style mothafucka

I can hear everything you're saying.

You're more chill than me?

It’s like, the thiccest.

- Where were you? - I was there.

I am not going to wake up murdered tomorrow

- What tree? - That one.

You can call me Faye But I’m gonna call you stinkers

That's all he got out of him.

Time to suck Your dick hottie

Time to suck today’s dick Right on

We gotta call Red.

And the other guy, he was very good-looking...

- “Hosted violence”? - He's a bad guy.

Wake up, man! This place is gonna collapse! Come on!

He sees that, he'll never get the fuck out of here.

You know what? I'm feeling it.

No. I'm out of bullets.

Call it? With what? My phone has been smashed.

Just take it easy, buddy.

She's in high school, so as much as any high-school kid.

You didn't know it. Now you know it, we'll all be best friends.

Ahh cross joint huhh...

I will, and that's the last you'll ever hear from me, okay?

- You lied to me. - I did. I lied bigtime to you.

Welcome to KRAD.

You'll come back as Jude Law.

So that's what I came here to do. I'm here to save my best friend.

I'm just wondering why you don't date a nice guy your own age.

He's at a war right now with the Asians.

What do I mean? I mean the battery's dead. The battery's dead.

...that spills onto your neighbor's property.

- Dale. - Angie?

You don't get it. It doesn't really matter where I'm at.

Yeah, nice. Peace out, homes.

Should we touch each other's hands while we do it? Okay.

Ted Jones is slipping.

You’ve been served!

- That's amazing. - Shove it anywhere you like.

You fucking said you wouldn't tell. You sowed your own poison, man.

Game over, motherfuckers! Everybody freeze!

...so I can serve them the papers.

Carol used to be a little crazy, man. She used to throw tickle parties.

I'm, like, a totally nice guy.

Denton might've been a Jew. I don't know.

I don't know. They're shooting!

I'm gonna save you, man. I'm gonna save you.

I don't... I mean, yeah. I don't know.

Yeah, maybe we should go to the doctor.

I didn't wanna think that that's what my life was.

Dale Denton. He's with me.

GET IT OUT!! SHOUT IT OFF THE ROOFTOPS!!

...and your addiction to marijuana. I cannot believe I'm here.

- You equip yourself. - I'm equipping.

Yeah, that's the way it was with my first husband.

- Thank... - God.

You can be polite with your clean plates, but I'm gonna be eating food.

There's somebody else on the phone with him.

...filled with all these strange disguises.

Safety first then teamwork

It means that you are gonna go to college next year.

No. He could find the roach and say, “It's Pineapple Express.

Come on, don't say that. I just can't go. I have a job.

- Hey. - How you doing, buddy?

You’ll come back as a dragon You’ll come back as Jude law

So what? I throw roaches all over town.

And you can call it rude, call it what you want. But I'm done with this

Then tomorrow morning, we're gonna hunt these guys down.

...is so I could put my bubbe in a nice retirement home.

All this current system is doing...

Why don't you supersize it, bitch?

Why beat around the bush, you know?

I don't know. Let's just go... Go to a motel or a hotel and just hide out.

I don't know. Call it.

No problem no problem no problem

Are you kidding?! You have the coolest job on earth!

You'll come back as a dragon.

What do you want from me?

- Yeah, right. - Lay it on him.

Dad refunding Alana for soap

If by some miracle soft serve and ice cream met and fucked That would be custard

I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute

I had you all down at the property for dinner.. Italian sausage!

- We're stuck in this room. - I love him.

- We're friends. - I know we are.

...with, like, a bomb.

I just did that to make it seem cool.

- Get your hands off of me. - Shut up.

...I feel like a...

The monkey's out of the bottle man

Some guy with a fauxhawk let me in. He was leaving when I...

- I have, like, the 75 that you gave me. - That's it?

- I like... - In process.

Business for the businessman

Little kids can take shits

The BeDazzler guy broke your nose, tough man?

- He's with me. - I'm the good drug dealer.

This how you do me?

Why do you never act like you care about anything?

You idiot. What the hell do you do?

I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry. You let it out by accident?

- Okay. I'm gonna get us out. - No, you're not, but it's okay.

It’s my cats birthday today

- What? - What?

You wanna wear my vest? It smell good.

I always care about you.

I’m serious. Bish’s dick, Mike’s mouth.

- Fuck Jeff Goldblum, man. - That's what I say.

Anybody out there?

I feel like I can smell it.

- I don't think so. - Because if he doesn't start to...

Oh, hey, I almost forgot.

Up in here Trying to get a mother fucking scholarship

Well, I'm Garth from Global Saviors, and...

We'll go in the morning. It's better that way.

Like, do good impressions of Jeff Goldblum and shit like that.

Wait, what do you mean The grill is off…?

They kidnapped my grandson.

And I'm glad we're partners.

You guys wanna buy some chronic?

It’s actually very spiritual.. I won’t go into it right now

I'm dating a high-school girl.

It's like killing a unicorn...

wow. This is the product of baby fucking.

You have reached the voice mailbox of...

I was, like, stoned when I saved you with those Slushees.

- We should all be best friends. - We should.

Let's go to a motel or a hotel or a holiday inn

...you've been smoking Item 9 for seven minutes and 13 seconds.

Why don't you ever act like it, huh?

Fuck da Co-mmish!

Definitely. All right, peace, brother.

You're the best guy I know.

You sowed your own poison man

It's weed. It's a joint. It's a roach.

I didn't buzz you in. How the monkey did you get in here?

Garagely. I'll contact you.