Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hands down, dopest dope I've ever smoked.

I witnessed a murder, okay?

You know... I'll run out of weed in a couple days. I'll come by, hang out.

- No, please. No, no, no. - Let's go over there and chill out.

And his brain flew every... I'm gonna be... I'm gonna throw up.

Dinner's gonna be cold tonight, asshole.

- Peace, brother. - Okay.

They're drug dealers. I have reason to believe that they're drug dealers.

Is it really disgusting or is it, like, kind of cool in a way?

Are you kidding?! You have the coolest job on earth!

- Fall back! - Save me!

- Give her a call. - I will.

No, you wasn't. How did this happen?

Your dick my mouth

Oh, I'm such a dick.

In the woods, I gave you my jacket.

No, that's not at all what I'm... You know what?

- I see your intentions. - I see your intestines and intentions.

Want me to read your horoscope??

It's a cold sore.

Let's smoke this fucking thing.

I knew you gone soft

He's crushing my balls. Crushing my balls.

Ted Jones messed with the wrong melon farmers.

Fucking hide-and-seek.

All right, you listen to me, Cheung, you motherfucker!

What are you talking about? I don't sell that shit.

...hit men over here last night, and I and my colleague...

As soon as we kill those sacks of shit tonight, Ted...

Them some drugs.

- All right. Give me a hug. - Yeah. Okay.

Make up some bullshit.

I wronged him and I can't... I can't let it end like that.

You ate that lollipop out of that stripper's snatch. You wanted to do it.

I'm not your friend.

- Don't think I can handle danger? - What are you talking about?

Think about a hermit crab, okay?

Listen, I would appreciate it if both y'all would take your shoes off.

Pull. Pull me. Come on, man.

Don Jr. Is Getting Snicklefritz.

How'd you know that?

- Oh, God. - Hey, there's bubbe.

- Who? - I don't know.

- You didn't like me? - You liked him so much...

Time to suck today's dick. That's what I'm talking about.

Anyways, yeah, dude, Wednesday. Wednesday trivia, man. Trivia

Someone will pick us up, take us to Red's.

I gotta say, I've had, like, a lot of weed dealers in my day.

That's amazing.... Well the chipotle...

Where are the boobies?

No problem. It's gonna be awesome.

Well, that's your loss, because I'm a great friend.

You got the dough? There you go.

I'm like the nerd at the sleepover who fell asleep at 9.

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Eyes as red as the devil’s dick

Percocet? What are you talking about I don’t sell that shit

I'm gonna be designing buildings and what's he doing?

- He's my pot dealer. - He's your pot dealer?

- Are you high? - What? No. I'm not high. Why ...?

Yes, he did. What was the interest rate you got?

Hey, what's up, dudes?

Year vs seconds graphs are ILLEGAL

What? They saw you?

You better be out. I'm not fucking with you.

Your stupidity amazes me

- We'll watch 227 and shit. - Definitely.

All right, homes. Good.

Now I realize I'm lucky to have you as my best friend.

I love you guys.

- Thank you. - I don't appreciate that, but it's okay.

I will take you outside and fuck you in the street

That's a big hideout.

Look, selling narcotics to my students is not decriminalized.

- Almost the same number of syllables. - How much?

Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.

...and it's on my fridge.

No, but if I'm 25 and the girl is 18 years old...

- That's right. You and me both. - Yeah, yeah.

Dudes, seriously, we're here for a reason. Just ask him.

How can I explain this to you differently?

Jake I knew you's goin soft

Maybe the anal bead. Might... Depending on who it belongs to.

This ain't over.

- Is that Yiddish? - Yes. Yes, it is.

...and you're sexy.

You've been served.

You are high as a fucking kite.

I had you all over here for dinner. Fish tacos.

- I know. They are. - Fuck, man.

- They're gone. - Well, find out what he knows.

She was gonna help, you made things worse.

You guys can wait as long as you want...

I though allergy season was over

It's very scientific. I won't go into it right now.

Don't worry, bro. Think about Evander Holyfield.

I'm not trying to be enemies. I don't wanna be.

He's going for the phone to call Ted!

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...you know, in society, that might look bad.

This is so exciting

Why do you never act like you care about anything?

@pelisparapublicar

You have repeatedly refused to trim the monkey tree...

It's like, the rarest.

They don't know it was you. Right?

What's up? Tell us everything now.

Who the fuck's Churchy?

Time to suck today's dick!

- Right here. - I was just smoking...

- We'll build a hot-air balloon and... - No.

Why don't you supersize it

You forgot me, you idiot! Come back!

I like the drugs you sell. That's it.

No. Oh, no. Fuck that, man.

I've had a near-death experience, and when that happens...

And they kept asking questions about my grandson.

How they're both disarmed and they're downstairs.

Where are you, you little fucker?

It's 4 o'-fucking-clock? Fuck me. No, man. That's bad.

You hit me with a DustBuster, man.

We'll walk back to the road. We'll hitchhike.

I thought the hurricane season was over.

Thanks Mott! Thanks man

Nicole... I KNEW you gone soft!

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Red!

I'm looking through you too...

Middle finger don't stop the clock

Either I'm getting ready to die or I'm gonna take a massive shit.

My mom has been shopping all day.

I'll take that because I have been an asshole, man.

Ted, what a surprise. What can I do for you?

- We'll smash them. - Yeah, yeah.

Her yearbooks, report cards, her cell number is written...

How you like me now, huh?

[DONKEY KONG] NO NO STEVEN STEVEN PEARL AMETHYST GARNET AND SADIE GOT HIT BY A CAR!

Come on, let's get the fuck out of here.

Can't get the edge.

A woman. A police woman and a guy, another guy, shot another guy...

Just sit back. Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest beer known to mankind.

SAFETY. SAFETY FIRST, THEN TEAMWORK.

Giants after watching Saquon

- Hello? - Troy?

...and have dinner with my wife for once.

I'm having dinner with my wife. She can tell.

When you try to overtake someone and they speed up