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Pull. Pull me. Come on, man.

No, you wasn't. How did this happen?

Why don't you supersize it

This is so exciting

Want me to read your horoscope??

I knew you gone soft

That's amazing.... Well the chipotle...

- Are you high? - What? No. I'm not high. Why ...?

Jake I knew you's goin soft

As soon as we kill those sacks of shit tonight, Ted...

Nicole... I KNEW you gone soft!

It's like, the rarest.

I'm like the nerd at the sleepover who fell asleep at 9.

Giants after watching Saquon

All right, you listen to me, Cheung, you motherfucker!

That's a big hideout.

Don't worry, bro. Think about Evander Holyfield.

You've been served.

I witnessed a murder, okay?

Why do you never act like you care about anything?

Don Jr. Is Getting Snicklefritz.

Maybe the anal bead. Might... Depending on who it belongs to.

Think about a hermit crab, okay?

Time to suck today's dick. That's what I'm talking about.

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We'll walk back to the road. We'll hitchhike.

- Fall back! - Save me!

I though allergy season was over

You got the dough? There you go.

- Who? - I don't know.

- That's right. You and me both. - Yeah, yeah.

Them some drugs.

Yes, he did. What was the interest rate you got?

I thought the hurricane season was over.

- Give her a call. - I will.

- Hello? - Troy?

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You have repeatedly refused to trim the monkey tree...

- Is that Yiddish? - Yes. Yes, it is.

How they're both disarmed and they're downstairs.

Ted Jones messed with the wrong melon farmers.

- Oh, God. - Hey, there's bubbe.

Make up some bullshit.

It's a cold sore.

I'm looking through you too...

- Don't think I can handle danger? - What are you talking about?

In the woods, I gave you my jacket.

Percocet? What are you talking about I don’t sell that shit

- We'll smash them. - Yeah, yeah.

And they kept asking questions about my grandson.

- I know. They are. - Fuck, man.

Thanks Mott! Thanks man

Time to suck today's dick!

She was gonna help, you made things worse.

Your stupidity amazes me

Year vs seconds graphs are ILLEGAL

You forgot me, you idiot! Come back!

Middle finger don't stop the clock

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[DONKEY KONG] NO NO STEVEN STEVEN PEARL AMETHYST GARNET AND SADIE GOT HIT BY A CAR!

Where are the boobies?

Let's smoke this fucking thing.

I like the drugs you sell. That's it.

- All right. Give me a hug. - Yeah. Okay.

Someone will pick us up, take us to Red's.

- Thank you. - I don't appreciate that, but it's okay.

- Right here. - I was just smoking...

My mom has been shopping all day.

Listen, I would appreciate it if both y'all would take your shoes off.

I had you all over here for dinner. Fish tacos.

I love you guys.

This ain't over.

- Peace, brother. - Okay.

I wronged him and I can't... I can't let it end like that.

And his brain flew every... I'm gonna be... I'm gonna throw up.

You better be out. I'm not fucking with you.

Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.

Is it really disgusting or is it, like, kind of cool in a way?

Dudes, seriously, we're here for a reason. Just ask him.

Dinner's gonna be cold tonight, asshole.

It's very scientific. I won't go into it right now.

Oh, I'm such a dick.

You ate that lollipop out of that stripper's snatch. You wanted to do it.

Now I realize I'm lucky to have you as my best friend.

You know... I'll run out of weed in a couple days. I'll come by, hang out.

How'd you know that?

You guys can wait as long as you want...

- We'll watch 227 and shit. - Definitely.

I'm not your friend.

How can I explain this to you differently?

No. Oh, no. Fuck that, man.

What? They saw you?

Fucking hide-and-seek.

Well, that's your loss, because I'm a great friend.

...hit men over here last night, and I and my colleague...

Hey, what's up, dudes?

Her yearbooks, report cards, her cell number is written...

Your dick my mouth

Either I'm getting ready to die or I'm gonna take a massive shit.

A woman. A police woman and a guy, another guy, shot another guy...

How you like me now, huh?

...you know, in society, that might look bad.

- He's my pot dealer. - He's your pot dealer?

...and you're sexy.

- They're gone. - Well, find out what he knows.

He's going for the phone to call Ted!

I gotta say, I've had, like, a lot of weed dealers in my day.

Where are you, you little fucker?

What are you talking about? I don't sell that shit.

Look, selling narcotics to my students is not decriminalized.

...and have dinner with my wife for once.

- We'll build a hot-air balloon and... - No.

All right, homes. Good.

When you try to overtake someone and they speed up

- I see your intentions. - I see your intestines and intentions.

Who the fuck's Churchy?

He's crushing my balls. Crushing my balls.

I'm not trying to be enemies. I don't wanna be.

SAFETY. SAFETY FIRST, THEN TEAMWORK.

...and it's on my fridge.

You are high as a fucking kite.

Just sit back. Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest beer known to mankind.

They don't know it was you. Right?

What's up? Tell us everything now.

Come on, let's get the fuck out of here.

Are you kidding?! You have the coolest job on earth!

- You didn't like me? - You liked him so much...

No problem. It's gonna be awesome.

No, that's not at all what I'm... You know what?

Eyes as red as the devil’s dick

Anyways, yeah, dude, Wednesday. Wednesday trivia, man. Trivia

Ted, what a surprise. What can I do for you?

Hands down, dopest dope I've ever smoked.

I'm gonna be designing buildings and what's he doing?

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Red!

No, but if I'm 25 and the girl is 18 years old...

I'm having dinner with my wife. She can tell.

I'll take that because I have been an asshole, man.

- Almost the same number of syllables. - How much?

I will take you outside and fuck you in the street

You hit me with a DustBuster, man.

- No, please. No, no, no. - Let's go over there and chill out.

I've had a near-death experience, and when that happens...

It's 4 o'-fucking-clock? Fuck me. No, man. That's bad.

They're drug dealers. I have reason to believe that they're drug dealers.

Can't get the edge.