Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Put the gun down! - Put down the gun.
- Let's get the fuck out of here! - Okay, okay.
I know we've gone over this, but, like, 1000 pardons, 1000 pardons, please.
Yes. We made it. We're all safe, guys. We made it.
Me 20 minutes into playing a VR game
It's rumored that M. M. O'Shaughnessy designed the first one.
Okay. Guy?
- Hey, “Electric Avenue.” - I know, right?
- Hello? - Hey, Saul. Mind if I come by?
Not my style.
- What's up, players? - What's up?
I'm the only guy you sold it to? The other guys got Snicklefritz?
I feel pretty sure that I'm not an asshole.
- Hey. - So you're coming by tomorrow?
Ted Jones, who knows. You know?
I thought the hurricane season was over.
What?
I ain't seen anybody wear them since 1987.
- Jesus! - Holy cock.
Where do I go?
Wear shoes in their house!!
You was ruthless.
- How do you drive with one foot? - I don't know!
- Don't do that, okay? - Yeah. Why not?
- You been crying? - Oh, my lip.
...I hated it, but my bubbe loves it.
- You have scratches on your forehead. - Dude, you smell like shit.
Hang on one second, man.
You'll get into Godspeed Nou! Black Emperor...
- Can I touch it? - Come here.
- I'm with her, actually. - Actually, this is my boyfriend.
And he has a really awesome hideout too. It's pretty badass.
I freaked out. I panicked, okay?
Because, you know, my bubbe's got season tickets to the opera...
- It is bad. - That's a bullet burp.
Stay out of here!
- You'd get along with her. - Really?
Its my dogs birthday today
Come on, man. Don't do that.
How does that sound? Good?
See, Dale, here, is a protest servant.
Take him downstairs. Get this asshole out of my sight.
So did you dominate him??
What do you mean "apology?"
I'm sorry. Things just got out of hand.
Seth writes up case. Gives it to me. Me: You’ve just been served by the best. Keep it real.
Oh , yeah. Me and my bubble
- What's up, Chris? - Yo, hey, Saul.
- On the hood. On the hood. - Okay, okay.
Then it grows on you. It grows on you. Yeah.
- You saved me. - You came back for me.
oooooo i think i know who that bitch waz
Chill. I'm boiling some eggs over here. We got a lot of time to hang out.
Do you think you could pull the plug on someone if you needed too?
Donald trump be like
It’s these jerk-offs
...and I'll be here in fucking Clark County doing shit-all.
Okay, that's good. That's good.
- She must be proud of you. - She is proud of me.
Lots of dudes
And the Asians are number-two in town...
- I'll get you another bong. - It's my cat's birthday.
Fuck port
Give her a call
We've reached a final conclusion on Item 9.
UFC 227
This, that's happening between us, this is normal.
We are not very functional when we're high. Which is all the time.
I do not trust you, sir.
- No. What are you doing? - I'm saving you, amigo!
- So it's only 2:00. - Oh, no, it went forward an hour.
I saw brains and blood!
Freaking out. You're paranoid. Give him the phone.
As sure as shit you will.
...and watch yourself get killed now.
Yes, Dale. That's what I said. It's Dale. Let me in.
Shit.
Red?
If you don't wanna meet them, I don't want you to.
- Cocaine. Don't do that. - We don't fuck around.
This ends now!
- I'm not an asshole. - You are an asshole.
Smell it on my sweater.
...or I will take you outside and fuck you in the street.
What do you mean?
Dale Denton: Not Asian. All right. Kill Red.
The Snicklefritz
Shoot him, you dumb fuck!
They have for thousands of years. They're not gonna stop anytime soon.
I'll remember that for the rest of my life.
and your addiction to candy corn. I cannot believe I'm here
She's gaining on us. She's behind us.
Dude, I literally hear nothing.
It's better to cough.
- It's not working. - Let me use my... I'll use my mouth.
What are you talking about? You're out of your mind.
Private Miller.
Dale, he's hurting me!
Or don't have a boyfriend at all for a while.
- Exactly. - And you saw it?
and all a tent yes george yes new blood yes sweetie reow! boing faye ask to leave snoueuekebsusudiemeoefhwjness yes jauntafire! reow! start with yourself. yes reow!
Painted it.
You ain't got no style muthafucka
...Caucasian son of cocksucker!
There's one reason we know each other.
They kicked the hell out of me...
God...
You are so dumb.
Shit. Dale.
I'm going home.
I have no faith left in humanity Period
next time i go to adventure world i'm gonna get a trinta cup just in case i have to drink anything. and a barf bucket just in case i get sick. and un
Y'all fuck on your own time, man.
Little kids can take shits.
Look, I need you to stay out here. Keep guard, okay?
Yeah, you know, it only sucks...
- Red! - You assholes.
Did you hear slot machines?
- It's Dale Denton. Let me in, man? - Dale?
I realize now that if you would take me back...
- And leave me the best stash. - All right.
- Stand back. Ted wants him alive. - Why you holding me back?
Audien’s the man…
I'm gonna use the telefono to call my wife, okay?
No. You just got caught too.
...behind Hannskarl Bandel, Madison Square Garden.
Ted told me to kill him.
Fuck the police!
It's the lady cop. They got Dale. Oh, shit.
What the fuck does that mean?
Used to use this When I was a prostitute
Jake I knew you gone soft
The first paige
That is pretty rad, but, like, let's say Ted calls him and is like:
If I needed to.
- You got more body mass. - Thick blood. Yeah, no, take it.
I'm not high. Let's go.
There is a fly in the ointment.
This one here, English Breeze. Charge $40 for these.
Bury the hatch. Sell the land. And dispose of him.
I thought The Recap season was over!
Come on, bitch. Come on, I'll twist your balls so tight.
Nice.
Because that's what you are. You're my best friend.
- Wait, someone's coming. - Okay, okay, okay.
- What? - Yeah.
...and this is the time. I got you your own line...
You need to sit your little sexy ass down...
HODLERS WHEN THE BOTTOM IS IN
I’ve been taking Vicodin. That doesn’t really take the swelling down though.
...melting on top of a big old pile of flapjacks.
This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had...
Fucking hand job, Dale.
This is great This is the bees knees
...and I see I need to paint the spot on the wall behind you.
What's his name? Denton? To finish the job.
- I'm jumping as high as I can. - Denton!
Please come back for me. Please come back.
- What happened to you? - Nothing.
- And lie to him. - Is Saul Asian?
You've been YARNED.
- That's cool. Whatever. Kill or be killed. - I know.
That means so much to me and my parents.
...and learned some shit about life and stuff.
Clay is getting the snicklefrits
Put the pipe down slowly JOE
- Yeah. - Help!
You are fucking dead!
Yall fuck on your own time
cuando estas tranqui y tu vecino llama
We'll never catch an animal.
Who gave you that lollipop? Let's go.
Wait. What do you mean
Barracudas.
It's like God's vagina.