Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Clay is getting the snicklefrits
- And leave me the best stash. - All right.
What are you talking about? You're out of your mind.
What's his name? Denton? To finish the job.
This is great This is the bees knees
- You saved me. - You came back for me.
I ain't seen anybody wear them since 1987.
Used to use this When I was a prostitute
next time i go to adventure world i'm gonna get a trinta cup just in case i have to drink anything. and a barf bucket just in case i get sick. and un
Or don't have a boyfriend at all for a while.
UFC 227
Bury the hatch. Sell the land. And dispose of him.
Hang on one second, man.
- Can I touch it? - Come here.
- No. What are you doing? - I'm saving you, amigo!
And he has a really awesome hideout too. It's pretty badass.
- Hello? - Hey, Saul. Mind if I come by?
and your addiction to candy corn. I cannot believe I'm here
There is a fly in the ointment.
Please come back for me. Please come back.
...and learned some shit about life and stuff.
So did you dominate him??
Shoot him, you dumb fuck!
It's the lady cop. They got Dale. Oh, shit.
You are fucking dead!
And the Asians are number-two in town...
I feel pretty sure that I'm not an asshole.
As sure as shit you will.
I freaked out. I panicked, okay?
oooooo i think i know who that bitch waz
- I'll get you another bong. - It's my cat's birthday.
You've been YARNED.
cuando estas tranqui y tu vecino llama
Red?
Smell it on my sweater.
If I needed to.
- On the hood. On the hood. - Okay, okay.
Because that's what you are. You're my best friend.
Okay, that's good. That's good.
- Jesus! - Holy cock.
What do you mean "apology?"
The Snicklefritz
Freaking out. You're paranoid. Give him the phone.
Donald trump be like
Fucking hand job, Dale.
- You got more body mass. - Thick blood. Yeah, no, take it.
I'm not high. Let's go.
It's better to cough.
- I'm not an asshole. - You are an asshole.
God...
I do not trust you, sir.
- Let's get the fuck out of here! - Okay, okay.
Barracudas.
- It is bad. - That's a bullet burp.
This one here, English Breeze. Charge $40 for these.
- What? - Yeah.
If you don't wanna meet them, I don't want you to.
Come on, man. Don't do that.
I’ve been taking Vicodin. That doesn’t really take the swelling down though.
Fuck the police!
Nice.
No. You just got caught too.
- She must be proud of you. - She is proud of me.
I thought The Recap season was over!
Look, I need you to stay out here. Keep guard, okay?
You was ruthless.
It's rumored that M. M. O'Shaughnessy designed the first one.
We'll never catch an animal.
Okay. Guy?
Oh , yeah. Me and my bubble
...behind Hannskarl Bandel, Madison Square Garden.
Yall fuck on your own time
Painted it.
- So it's only 2:00. - Oh, no, it went forward an hour.
I'll remember that for the rest of my life.
She's gaining on us. She's behind us.
Ted Jones, who knows. You know?
Yeah, you know, it only sucks...
- Stand back. Ted wants him alive. - Why you holding me back?
and all a tent yes george yes new blood yes sweetie reow! boing faye ask to leave snoueuekebsusudiemeoefhwjness yes jauntafire! reow! start with yourself. yes reow!
Take him downstairs. Get this asshole out of my sight.
- How do you drive with one foot? - I don't know!
...and I see I need to paint the spot on the wall behind you.
See, Dale, here, is a protest servant.
What the fuck does that mean?
That is pretty rad, but, like, let's say Ted calls him and is like:
You'll get into Godspeed Nou! Black Emperor...
Who gave you that lollipop? Let's go.
That means so much to me and my parents.
Did you hear slot machines?
- I'm jumping as high as I can. - Denton!
Wear shoes in their house!!
I saw brains and blood!
Dale Denton: Not Asian. All right. Kill Red.
I'm gonna use the telefono to call my wife, okay?
- Hey, “Electric Avenue.” - I know, right?
Me 20 minutes into playing a VR game
Dale, he's hurting me!
Come on, bitch. Come on, I'll twist your balls so tight.
Yes. We made it. We're all safe, guys. We made it.
Shit. Dale.
Stay out of here!
What do you mean?
It's like God's vagina.
I'm sorry. Things just got out of hand.
I'm the only guy you sold it to? The other guys got Snicklefritz?
Y'all fuck on your own time, man.
- Yeah. - Help!
Audien’s the man…
HODLERS WHEN THE BOTTOM IS IN
You need to sit your little sexy ass down...
- And lie to him. - Is Saul Asian?
- Exactly. - And you saw it?
I know we've gone over this, but, like, 1000 pardons, 1000 pardons, please.
We've reached a final conclusion on Item 9.
Dude, I literally hear nothing.
You are so dumb.
- I'm with her, actually. - Actually, this is my boyfriend.
- That's cool. Whatever. Kill or be killed. - I know.
Lots of dudes
I realize now that if you would take me back...
Chill. I'm boiling some eggs over here. We got a lot of time to hang out.
- You been crying? - Oh, my lip.
We are not very functional when we're high. Which is all the time.
...and this is the time. I got you your own line...
- It's not working. - Let me use my... I'll use my mouth.
Because, you know, my bubbe's got season tickets to the opera...
...Caucasian son of cocksucker!
Ted told me to kill him.
Not my style.
This ends now!
Jake I knew you gone soft
- What's up, Chris? - Yo, hey, Saul.
Where do I go?
They have for thousands of years. They're not gonna stop anytime soon.
I'm going home.
Seth writes up case. Gives it to me. Me: You’ve just been served by the best. Keep it real.
- You'd get along with her. - Really?
How does that sound? Good?
I thought the hurricane season was over.
This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had...
It’s these jerk-offs
Its my dogs birthday today
- What's up, players? - What's up?
Put the pipe down slowly JOE
Shit.
- Cocaine. Don't do that. - We don't fuck around.
Little kids can take shits.
- Hey. - So you're coming by tomorrow?
- Don't do that, okay? - Yeah. Why not?
- Wait, someone's coming. - Okay, okay, okay.
...or I will take you outside and fuck you in the street.
The first paige
...melting on top of a big old pile of flapjacks.
Fuck port
They kicked the hell out of me...
This, that's happening between us, this is normal.
Yes, Dale. That's what I said. It's Dale. Let me in.
- Red! - You assholes.
Wait. What do you mean
Then it grows on you. It grows on you. Yeah.
Give her a call
Do you think you could pull the plug on someone if you needed too?
You ain't got no style muthafucka
...and watch yourself get killed now.
...I hated it, but my bubbe loves it.
...and I'll be here in fucking Clark County doing shit-all.
Private Miller.
- Put the gun down! - Put down the gun.
- It's Dale Denton. Let me in, man? - Dale?
- You have scratches on your forehead. - Dude, you smell like shit.
There's one reason we know each other.
What?
- What happened to you? - Nothing.
I have no faith left in humanity Period