Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- We have to work through it. - No.

I've been up in here trying to get a scholarship.

- Stand still. Stand still. - I'm still. I'm sorry.

- A chauffeur? - No. No. What? No, I'm not...

...Ted's gonna find me, man. He will.

I don't want a moment. I don't want... Fine, go.

- I know me and you had our deal. - We've had some times.

- Really? - How many girls have you slept with?

And you hurt damn near every one of them.

Here we go. Okay.

Fuck this job And fuck you

We were camping.

- Lingerer. - Hardcore.

Got any Madlomax?

I'm hungry I'm going home

I shot him. I don't have time for a fucking negotiation.

Maybe they can even trace them...

What's this stuff called again?

Like a slice of butter melting on top of a big ole pile of flapjacks

This is my cat's birthday today.

And where do you think your going Mr commish

The police were the murderers

You're my hero.

We triangulated the cells.

...to give me a hand job, like, within five minutes of meeting her.

Get those. I don't wanna run them over in the vacuum...

- You've been shot, like, seven times. - You gotta eat.

I'm telling Ted.

That's okay. We won't put our dicks in your mouth.

Shit has hit the fan. The lion will speak.

...get some cash and buy bus tickets?

If Trump Wins..

No, man. It happened because those kids...

...about the stuft that I do with you involving drugs.

Dale! Dale! Dale! It's happening. I was eating a Fruit Roll...

You going down.

We should definitely hit up the casino man I

Hey, this is Sam. Good morning.

And then they got me again right here.

Oh, shit. I see the guy I gotta serve. I'll call you back.

It’s actually very spiritual I can’t get into it right now

Her boyfriend I rubbed my balls on this backpack

Smells like vomit in this house.

I couldn't agree more, Red. That's why I've come here, okay?

Private Miller...

- Ready. - Blast off.

- Holy shit. - I said, nobody shoot. You shot Pete.

- He saved us? - Yeah.

That'd be weird.

They'll save your life, okay?

I could talk all day about euthanasia. Don't get me started.

You know what problem I have...

The topic of the day: New beginnings. Getting over losses.

- He's not Asian. - You're lying.

I'd never talk to anyone...

Sarah Suck my balls two times!!!

- Let go! Let go! Let go! - What the hell ...?

- Okay. Sorry about that, sir. - Shut the fuck up.

You need to sit your little sexy ass down, and watch me win 800 dollars

I wanna live in here

...and it's making ordinary people like you and me deal with those criminals.

What we do in this life echoes an eternity

- Thanks. - All right. Just be yourself.

I thought scale season was over

Why do you never act like you care about anything?

Middle finger don't stop the clock Tick tock pal 5 minutes

Take That Shit To The Next Level

- I'm looking through you. - Transparent.

Where are you going? What are you running from? Return to me now!

Well, I don't know, man. I think I'm functioning right now.

You've been served by the best, My Friend. Keep it real.

And Red got this from Ted?

Iv been up in here trying to Get my balls snipped

I seent you do it. I seent it!

I buzzed it. Open the door when I buzz it.

You brought the devil into my house.

See you, man. Nice.

Corrupt Police And Government Institutions Are Absolute Bullshit!!!

You don't see what a fuck-up I am. I'm in no shape to be dated by anyone.

- I wanna live in here. - You wanna be it?

Fuck Jeff goldblum

You'll have a second wind.

Well, Cheung, my friend, let me tell you.

I want to. I can't. I have a job. I'm sorry. What do you want from me?

- He got your ear, man. - He got my what?

We should get a three-way one.

As soon as she dies, I'm gonna become a civil engineer.

I was like " i dont even know your name"

This can be a gateway drug. Don't wanna move on to other things.

I was thinking, maybe they can...

I'll take this badge off, get to the bottom of it.

Belogus. Faye Belogus.

I don't work for the law. The law works for me.

Your stupidity amazes me.

...duct-taped me to my grandfather's wheelchair.

- Take it, motherfucker! - Time out!

That can't be right.

I just feel like a fat, dumb, fucking stinky ass turd

Record this conversation.

What's that? Purple Granddaddy?

Cool, man. Well, thanks. Good to see you.

- Here comes the airplane. - Look, like a baby.

It’s my wife’s birthday

how can i explain this to you differently

yuck george don't put your wig on the side mirror! it's not a mannequin head! ew yuck faye boing and don't put your ears on the wheel it's not a lobe!

We can hear you outside and it's very fucking annoying, all right?

You ain't got no style muthafucka

It's Pineapple Express. Get your ass up.

It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

...and I think they've been following me.

- Yes. - I hope not.

I woke up like ... Shit. I slept for like 18 hours!

They’ll be getting the snicklefritz.

You are a good salesman. You got it in you, man.

You know, like, he saved my life.

What is a half? Your hand?

The Asians own the casino, Ted.

chawhee… like an indian chief? what no… all dogs go to heaven

You ever dealt with a drug dealer? It's terrible, it's weird, it's awkward.

You think you was gonna get me, motherfucker, huh?

- I crashed into two cars. - Yeah.

Who tf is cha chi

Stuff your sorries in a sack

NATIVITY I SEENT IT

USE A FAKE NAME. GARAGELY

I'll have everything there is to know about this Dale Denton guy.

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Tall Jeff goldblum

Mathewson you got British knights on Haven’t seen those since 1987!

- Why would I wanna do that? - No, I mean if I got you a hand job.

You think you was gonna get me, motherfucker, huh?

It makes shitty movies better, you know?

I didn't wanna hurt you. It was like, “You better not leave here.”

I don't know who these people are, what they're capable of...

Why not? Car chase, gunshots.

Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Go! Go! Go! Go!

I'm good, bro. I'm good.

So seriously, how gross does my ear look?

Dell that’s your loss, beacuse I’m a great friend

- Where did you find them? - Found Saul at his grandmother's.

When someone gets a 'Perfect'

I told you not to eat that lollipop out of the stripper's snatch

Well, I don't know if I like you either, man.