Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And you'll blow a bunch of dudes and become a lesbian...
No, it was just a guy.
When she gives you a hand job Five minutes into meeting her
I have to take a shit.
We made it. Oh, we made it.
It took an hour for Jared to find it.
- Okay. This is it. - All right. Let's do this.
Right now, we're gonna get to the next caller, Dale Denton.
I'm gonna become something.
...and shoot my face off, okay? I'm sorry.
Oh, shit!
Sit yo little sexy ass down!
This is, like, the apex of the vortex of joint engineering.
That's home entertainment.
I've been waiting for this. You burned my face!
I
And you can call it rude. You can call it whatever you want.
- That... You killed him. - Okay, so I did murder somebody.
I'll get help. I'll get help.
Go easy. That's a big handful, guys. Come on.
Be careful with that thing, man. Here's the cash, grab the stash.
Hit-and-run, Mr. Denton. Hit-and-run.
When someone asks you a question n you don’t know the answer.
This is brand-new carpet. You're tracking mud in here.
You used to not give a fuck about discretion.
Like someone fucked you up with a lunchbox
I have horrible anorexia, and it helps my appetite. I'm so sorry.
Thank you.
It’s Bobcat Mott let me in! Bobcat?!
Got that bong I got in Tel Aviv?
They came in here, busted my house to shit.
“Bong Mitzvah.” Hit it up.
Angie, I swear to God, you do something or I'm gonna...
I will take you outside and fuck you in the street!!
This happens to every couple dating for three months.
What's a Gebert?
I seen you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seen it.
Pull me up.
Time out. Time out.
- You shot him. - Put the gun down.
Pineapple Express.
- What happened to the lady? - No. No.
- What are you talking about? What? - What, you trying to abandon me?
The battery is dead. It ceased to live.
Angie, you're a fucking idiot. I say that with love.
Fuck all this, you know? Get him out of here.
What was the question again, sir?
Damn it. I got one more on my leg.
- You want me to stay? - Yes.
I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute
- This is my moment. - This is your moment.
- Hi, Mary. - Hi.
Tryna get a *** scholarship baby!
Bringing a camping toilet so the
Yes.
Future. The future.
At the time, I was like: But it was kind of funny.
See what the dealio is.
I KNOW I'M A DISGUSTING PERSON
Get me out of this room.
I can't feel you.
I'm going in the other room and eat it, check my e-mail. I'm done.
- Can you hold those? - Yeah.
- I wanna be best friends. - Come here.
What about your sack?
Like subpoenas to people who don't want them.
Nora’s the man…
...like, when we're not even on them, you know?
Wait… What do you mean they signed him
That's cool, man. What are you doing this weekend?
When she offers to give you a handjob
- How I look like an asshole. - You are one.
I got nothing to be embarrassed about.
Yes, he did.
- I'll cover for you. - Thanks.
Oh, shit.
With eyes as red as the devils dick You're busted!
- Really? - Yeah.
...you chimp-fucking little bastard. Actually...
Come on. Let's get out of here.
Herpes is for life
...and, like, from seeing this asshole's nuts smashed with my Daewoo...
Holy shit!
- You wanna... Oh, fuck. - What?
You know what? It's over.
Fucking lingerer, man
Absolutely. You've got something there.
You were cold and I clothed you.
Said they were gonna kill me.
What we do in this life echoes in eternity.
- Here. - Yeah, okay.
It’s my cat’s birthday today
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- Well, how much do you have? - Three bucks.
Troy, do me a favor, get oft the fucking phone!
Couscous. The food so nice, they named it twice.
Me too. I should get the ear looked at.
This is great! This is the bee's knees, Item 9
We're not going. I'm coming back in a minute.
So I'm curious. What have those people done that you go...
I told you that the guy's name is Dale Denton.
Thug Life
You ate that banana out of that stripper’s snatch You wanted to do it
Subpoenas
That clearly just happened...
What did you tell Ted?
Idle
It's Chris Gebert, man. Let me up.
- Tuesday. - This is my cat's birthday today.
Uh uh
That sounded mean. Just hearing it sounded mean.
Come on up.
Fucked up, man.
U ain’t got no style
Well, I saw something.
Time to cook shit up tonight.
They saw me seeing them shoot the guy.
Trying to get a Mother Fuckin Scholarship!
Is this where you're parked? Let's sally forth.
- Did they follow you here? - I don't know. Look. Look. Okay.
THE ASIANS OWN The Casino, Ted!
Cheung, it's Ted.
I'm cold.
Listen, man. You've been buying from me for, like, two months, right?
Out of her vagina. Remember what you did? What did you do?
I'm sorry, man.
You think you was gonna get me, motherfucker, huh?
Is it really that rare?
Do you know what that means?
Oh, fuck!
My first week back from winter break
What's the significance of that?
Oh, crow.
- This is private. This is my wife. - I'm listening.
You just got killed by a daewoo lanos Motherfucker
That's amazing. Well, got the weed?
We can't let him phone anyone, man.
- Is it working? - I can't feel it.
Yeah. Yes, it does.
Thank you so much for believing me, ma'am. Thank you.
Fuck.
TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE NEXT LEVEL
But we should get bus tickets and leave, right?
Help me!
I wanna be inside you, homes.
100 Millions de vues en 90 Jours Illegal !!!!
How did I get on you?
Time to suck today’s dick!
My second favorite Matrix of Leadership holder…
Love it.
I haven't used a gun since Uam.
No, don't wanna. Look, we gotta get the F out of here.
when she gives you a hand job five minutes into meeting her
Pierre....
- I'll watch her ass for... - He's trying to be nice.
No. I think we should stay.
Yeah, Saul. Yeah, I'm fine, man. I just stubbed my toe.
It's "Uh-Uh"
It's 3:00 right now?
If we just keep thinking like this, we're fucking gravy.
I'm just into Buddhism and I'm at peace with the fact...
You ain't got no setup, motherfucker.
Belogus.
And the Elephant Man.
Yes. Yeah.
- Sorry, man. - Thank you.
- Where is he? - I don't know.
- That was such a good fight, man. - That was.
That’s true
They smashed one, threw the other in the woods to try to distract us.
What happened?
It's actually very scientific I won't go into it right now.
No problem, no problem, no problem.
- What the fuck was that? - I was trying to hit that tree. I missed.
Fuck Jeff Goldblum Man
I’m so glad I dipped my pen in your ink.
I seen you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seent it.
Why don't you supersize it
I let go, now just get this goddamn door off of me!
Why the fuck not?
- Well, look who it is. - Hello, baby.
Opening to An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island 2000 VHS
- Sorry. - Yeah, nice. Peace out, homes.
Your brother's death will not be in vain.
Text me mofo
We can hear you in the group chat and it’s very fucking annoying