Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, don't wanna. Look, we gotta get the F out of here.
Out of her vagina. Remember what you did? What did you do?
Oh, fuck!
Got that bong I got in Tel Aviv?
Couscous. The food so nice, they named it twice.
- Can you hold those? - Yeah.
...you chimp-fucking little bastard. Actually...
This is great! This is the bee's knees, Item 9
And the Elephant Man.
If we just keep thinking like this, we're fucking gravy.
You think you was gonna get me, motherfucker, huh?
Me too. I should get the ear looked at.
When someone asks you a question n you don’t know the answer.
Sit yo little sexy ass down!
Bringing a camping toilet so the
Oh, shit.
- How I look like an asshole. - You are one.
No, it was just a guy.
What did you tell Ted?
“Bong Mitzvah.” Hit it up.
Pineapple Express.
- You want me to stay? - Yes.
I got nothing to be embarrassed about.
The battery is dead. It ceased to live.
- Sorry. - Yeah, nice. Peace out, homes.
No problem, no problem, no problem.
Yes.
Why the fuck not?
- Tuesday. - This is my cat's birthday today.
- Did they follow you here? - I don't know. Look. Look. Okay.
I will take you outside and fuck you in the street!!
Said they were gonna kill me.
Get me out of this room.
Opening to An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island 2000 VHS
- Well, look who it is. - Hello, baby.
I seen you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seen it.
- Hi, Mary. - Hi.
We can't let him phone anyone, man.
Time to suck today’s dick!
I haven't used a gun since Uam.
And you can call it rude. You can call it whatever you want.
Yes. Yeah.
Is this where you're parked? Let's sally forth.
My first week back from winter break
What happened?
- Is it working? - I can't feel it.
With eyes as red as the devils dick You're busted!
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- You wanna... Oh, fuck. - What?
You ate that banana out of that stripper’s snatch You wanted to do it
Pierre....
I
Thank you so much for believing me, ma'am. Thank you.
Fuck Jeff Goldblum Man
You were cold and I clothed you.
Do you know what that means?
- You shot him. - Put the gun down.
I've been waiting for this. You burned my face!
- Sorry, man. - Thank you.
What we do in this life echoes in eternity.
Angie, you're a fucking idiot. I say that with love.
TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE NEXT LEVEL
I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute
Pull me up.
Like subpoenas to people who don't want them.
Yeah. Yes, it does.
It's "Uh-Uh"
- That was such a good fight, man. - That was.
That's cool, man. What are you doing this weekend?
Fucking lingerer, man
100 Millions de vues en 90 Jours Illegal !!!!
Fuck.
I have to take a shit.
Belogus.
Help me!
- Really? - Yeah.
So I'm curious. What have those people done that you go...
Time to cook shit up tonight.
When she offers to give you a handjob
I'm going in the other room and eat it, check my e-mail. I'm done.
- Okay. This is it. - All right. Let's do this.
That's home entertainment.
- Well, how much do you have? - Three bucks.
I'm just into Buddhism and I'm at peace with the fact...
It’s my cat’s birthday today
Yes, he did.
They smashed one, threw the other in the woods to try to distract us.
It’s Bobcat Mott let me in! Bobcat?!
- I wanna be best friends. - Come here.
Nora’s the man…
Come on. Let's get out of here.
Holy shit!
Your brother's death will not be in vain.
Fuck all this, you know? Get him out of here.
You just got killed by a daewoo lanos Motherfucker
I'm gonna become something.
What about your sack?
That’s true
Right now, we're gonna get to the next caller, Dale Denton.
See what the dealio is.
I wanna be inside you, homes.
It's 3:00 right now?
...and shoot my face off, okay? I'm sorry.
- This is my moment. - This is your moment.
Why don't you supersize it
Thug Life
- Where is he? - I don't know.
when she gives you a hand job five minutes into meeting her
Go easy. That's a big handful, guys. Come on.
Herpes is for life
What's the significance of that?
- Here. - Yeah, okay.
You used to not give a fuck about discretion.
They saw me seeing them shoot the guy.
Future. The future.
Love it.
That's amazing. Well, got the weed?
Is it really that rare?
Wait… What do you mean they signed him
They came in here, busted my house to shit.
No. I think we should stay.
I'm cold.
I have horrible anorexia, and it helps my appetite. I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, man.
Trying to get a Mother Fuckin Scholarship!
- I'll watch her ass for... - He's trying to be nice.
We can hear you in the group chat and it’s very fucking annoying
Uh uh
- What the fuck was that? - I was trying to hit that tree. I missed.
What was the question again, sir?
Be careful with that thing, man. Here's the cash, grab the stash.
Time out. Time out.
- I'll cover for you. - Thanks.
I seen you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seent it.
Cheung, it's Ted.
Angie, I swear to God, you do something or I'm gonna...
I let go, now just get this goddamn door off of me!
Like someone fucked you up with a lunchbox
Thank you.
...like, when we're not even on them, you know?
How did I get on you?
We made it. Oh, we made it.
It took an hour for Jared to find it.
Subpoenas
I’m so glad I dipped my pen in your ink.
- This is private. This is my wife. - I'm listening.
Damn it. I got one more on my leg.
At the time, I was like: But it was kind of funny.
Well, I saw something.
I KNOW I'M A DISGUSTING PERSON
You ain't got no setup, motherfucker.
It's actually very scientific I won't go into it right now.
We're not going. I'm coming back in a minute.
But we should get bus tickets and leave, right?
Fucked up, man.
- What happened to the lady? - No. No.
I'll get help. I'll get help.
Absolutely. You've got something there.
THE ASIANS OWN The Casino, Ted!
...and, like, from seeing this asshole's nuts smashed with my Daewoo...
What's a Gebert?
Listen, man. You've been buying from me for, like, two months, right?
When she gives you a hand job Five minutes into meeting her
You know what? It's over.
Text me mofo
I told you that the guy's name is Dale Denton.
That clearly just happened...
I can't feel you.
It's Chris Gebert, man. Let me up.
That sounded mean. Just hearing it sounded mean.
- That... You killed him. - Okay, so I did murder somebody.
Troy, do me a favor, get oft the fucking phone!
And you'll blow a bunch of dudes and become a lesbian...
Idle
Tryna get a *** scholarship baby!
This is, like, the apex of the vortex of joint engineering.
Oh, crow.
Oh, shit!
Hit-and-run, Mr. Denton. Hit-and-run.
This is brand-new carpet. You're tracking mud in here.
This happens to every couple dating for three months.
Come on up.
Yeah, Saul. Yeah, I'm fine, man. I just stubbed my toe.
- What are you talking about? What? - What, you trying to abandon me?
U ain’t got no style
My second favorite Matrix of Leadership holder…