Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...I wanna be a better friend to you, like I really am.
You ain't got style muthafucka
I didn't want you to be my best friend.
You told me you wanna sit down, play dominos with me.
- Go! I saw something! - Go! What did you see? Shut up!
Oh, shit.
...and just how on the verge of death am I now.
I'll boost you up, okay? And then you pull me up.
- You killed... - I didn't wanna do that.
4050 and rolling
You used to not give a fuck about discretion.
Wow Life
You ain't got no style, motherfucker.
- Oh, great. - Saul.
Get down, motherfucker!
Obviously. We're friends.
Has anyone seen my bigger knife?
- Go ahead. - Sit on my couch...
do you know what "all set" mean?
Alright. I’m in
Professional. Professional.
I'm gonna call Angie.
- I know it sounds crazy. - Hide.
Coty, you're a fucking idiot. I say that with love.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Dr. Edgar Terrence? - Yes.
YO Check this out
All right, cool. Listen, I'm gonna come by.
Where do you think you're going, Mr. Wiggles?
- Yeah, you got my number. - Okay.
All right.
Dale!
Me, after hiking in the woods all day.
- You're losing stuft. - Yeah.
SMELLLLLLLL IT.
Uh-uh
What's up with the suit?
- Hi. - Shannon.
He fucked up Matheson's face. Hit him with a pot of hot coffee.
Clit seeking missiles
Weird.
- You're all dirty and bleeding. - No, I'm not. I'm here for dinner.
I'm gonna try to definitely put some sort of medical ointment on it.
.
You are a box of nerds Out of her butthole!
Is it “uh-huh” or “uh-uh”?
Fred's the man
Come here.
- Y'all wanna buy some drugs? - Frisk me.
I thought The Recap season was over!
Fucking lingerer man
Then why have you been inviting me? I thought you wanted me to go.
Asians!
- I do, believe it or not. - It means, like, “to seem like.”
- Ding-dong. - Hey, Red!
I love you
I just... Look, I can't come.
He's great. He's a wonderful lab partner. He'll keep an eye on her.
The one where we played shuffleboard that one time?
I don't know. It's always something different, I guess.
- Yes, talk radio. - It's so boring, man.
- Hi, Dale. - Hi. Okay.
Chicken fries
I thought hurricane season was over.
- Get it! - Jesus! Okay! Just stop!
You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, Good Hunter
That's a reservation I'll make.
...you guys go home...
I love you, Dad, but the dynamic in our relationship is about to change.
Who's this?
Saul.
But I am the only guy in the whole city that has it.
Sit yo Lil sexy ass down and watch yo self
We can hear you in the group chat and it’s very fucking annoying. Aight?
- No, don't. - Don't fuck us anywhere.
Put them down. On the ground.
It couldn't be 3 in the morning, could it?
Butt-HOOOOOLE
Bruce
Xfinity messed with the wrong melon farmers
you’re in the jungle now baby nigga what
Stop.
Why can't we be out in the open? Why aren't we in a square right now?
Ava at 2am Time to suck today’s dick! That’s what I’m talking about.
- We're gonna be there in half an hour. - Perfect.
HODLers BUYING AGAIN IN THE BEAR MARKET
You made an "o" out of her butthole.
- Hello? - Hello.
You just got killed by a daewoo lanos Motherfucker
Red, it's your last chance, man.
I thought basketball season was over.
What, you wanna bathe in it?
- You do smoke weed all day. - That's true.
How to get ready for the day
Get bus tickets.
Good because I’m tired man
...but this guy is so far beneath you. You deserve much better.
Shut up, man. I have an idea now.
Don't worry, bro. Your cat's going to heaven.
BFFF?
COMPROMISED!
Pandora doesn't go back in the box. He only comes out.
I'm just as nice as you are. So don't bring that out.
Say something in Spanish. Go ahead. I dare you. Go ahead.
Bye, Fred.
The same rules don't apply to Red. He's a drug dealer.
I wanna fuck her. I am not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow.
- All right. All right. - Yeah. Okay.
Ahhhh
I thought hail season was over.
They're basically out to kill you guys.
Daewoo Mothafucka
You're my Hero!
- Appreciate it. - Nice. Good to meet you, Mark.
I know there's tons of guys that are gonna be trying to get on that shit.
- I didn't do that. - He shot me.
Joe’s the man…
- No. - Yeah. Yeah.
- Fine. - “Fine”?
100 Millions de vues en 90 jours
I'm gonna go. I'll definitely go. I'll shuffle things around...
One love.
- Do you promise? - I promise.
- Right. - Fuck. You're right, man.
Who the fucks Chachi!?
Well, hey, wait a minute, man.
When the homie Get a new spot
And, like, I just feel like a fat, dumb, fucking stinky ass-turd when I'm there.
No, he's not.
So please just take me back, please.
Shit. Stupid motherfuckers.
Do you think she'll drive me to the hospital?
Okay, you know what? I deserved that.
- Really? - Yeah, I'll be there for sure.
Now, I wanna finish this off so I can go home...
I don't judge people based on things like that.
Like, so excited. And so am I, but we're all really excited.
If marijuana is not legal within the next five years...
Chad is getting the snicklefritz
...and not tell secrets because you think you're saving me...
Hey. Put that cross joint out.
What did I tell you? What did I tell you?
Do you think he has anything to do with the guy that we shot?
They're here to kill me.
No problem, no problem, no problem.
Maybe I can just...
It's this thing, like, El Nino.
We Should Hit Up The Casino Again. It's Been A While.
Makes me more aerodynamic When I pokecheck
You've got T-minus 30 seconds to get off school property...
...and a police officer shoot somebody?
Yeah I braided my afro. IT makes me aerodynamic when I play.
- What the fuck are you doing? - Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
You are good, man. Seriously.
...armed to the teeth, and, as you can see, he shot Peter.
Phone.
- Why you doing this to me? - Why you doing this to me?
- Oh, shit. - What else?
He knows my name. He's acting weird.
FUCK JEFF MURWIN. THAT'S WHAT I SAY
I think he's crazy about murdering.
Lingerer.
Fuck.
Cold sore? Does that mean fucking herpes?
My God, I just wanna shove it up my nose, have that smell all day.
You’ve been served
I'm gonna put my foot up in your ass.
You're not maximizing your potential. Think this girl takes you seriously?
- Why? - She's already planning on couscous.
Okay. All right. Okay, I'll talk.
I am somewhat immature, but you're more immature. I'm older.
And that we became friends in the process...
Bucs ML My drought
Great. Well, do you remember where he lives?
Bullshit
Dale Denton comes flying in here like a madman...
Fuck the police
Because I'm high! Fuck! And it... What do you want ...? Okay. Jesus.