Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

do you know what "all set" mean?
So please just take me back, please.
Makes me more aerodynamic When I pokecheck
You're my Hero!
Is it “uh-huh” or “uh-uh”?
- All right. All right. - Yeah. Okay.
Bruce
Fucking lingerer man
I know there's tons of guys that are gonna be trying to get on that shit.
- Really? - Yeah, I'll be there for sure.
- No, don't. - Don't fuck us anywhere.
One love.
We Should Hit Up The Casino Again. It's Been A While.
You're not maximizing your potential. Think this girl takes you seriously?
Well, hey, wait a minute, man.
What did I tell you? What did I tell you?
- Go ahead. - Sit on my couch...
Alright. I’m in
You’ve been served
Great. Well, do you remember where he lives?
Clit seeking missiles
Lingerer.
Who the fucks Chachi!?
You are good, man. Seriously.
- Appreciate it. - Nice. Good to meet you, Mark.
- Do you promise? - I promise.
- Why you doing this to me? - Why you doing this to me?
You used to not give a fuck about discretion.
- Get it! - Jesus! Okay! Just stop!
Saul.
You made an "o" out of her butthole.
No, he's not.
HODLers BUYING AGAIN IN THE BEAR MARKET
Me, after hiking in the woods all day.
Where do you think you're going, Mr. Wiggles?
- I didn't do that. - He shot me.
That's a reservation I'll make.
No problem, no problem, no problem.
Do you think she'll drive me to the hospital?
- Fine. - “Fine”?
I thought hail season was over.
Stop.
Shut up, man. I have an idea now.
- Ding-dong. - Hey, Red!
- You do smoke weed all day. - That's true.
Don't worry, bro. Your cat's going to heaven.
Come here.
...you guys go home...
- Hi. - Shannon.
They're here to kill me.
You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, Good Hunter
Then why have you been inviting me? I thought you wanted me to go.
Coty, you're a fucking idiot. I say that with love.
...but this guy is so far beneath you. You deserve much better.
- You're all dirty and bleeding. - No, I'm not. I'm here for dinner.
It's this thing, like, El Nino.
- Y'all wanna buy some drugs? - Frisk me.
You told me you wanna sit down, play dominos with me.
- No. - Yeah. Yeah.
- I do, believe it or not. - It means, like, “to seem like.”
Chad is getting the snicklefritz
Who's this?
- We're gonna be there in half an hour. - Perfect.
Daewoo Mothafucka
Ahhhh
Pandora doesn't go back in the box. He only comes out.
- You're losing stuft. - Yeah.
- Yeah, you got my number. - Okay.
I'm gonna try to definitely put some sort of medical ointment on it.
They're basically out to kill you guys.
Weird.
...and just how on the verge of death am I now.
- I know it sounds crazy. - Hide.
Red, it's your last chance, man.
Wow Life
Phone.
Ava at 2am Time to suck today’s dick! That’s what I’m talking about.
I'm gonna call Angie.
How to get ready for the day
I don't know. It's always something different, I guess.
Cold sore? Does that mean fucking herpes?
...and not tell secrets because you think you're saving me...
He knows my name. He's acting weird.
Joe’s the man…
Now, I wanna finish this off so I can go home...
- Oh, great. - Saul.
...armed to the teeth, and, as you can see, he shot Peter.
Yeah I braided my afro. IT makes me aerodynamic when I play.
Oh, shit.
You ain't got style muthafucka
Dale Denton comes flying in here like a madman...
You ain't got no style, motherfucker.
If marijuana is not legal within the next five years...
Has anyone seen my bigger knife?
I love you
Okay, you know what? I deserved that.
...I wanna be a better friend to you, like I really am.
4050 and rolling
Fred's the man
We can hear you in the group chat and it’s very fucking annoying. Aight?
YO Check this out
- Hello? - Hello.
Like, so excited. And so am I, but we're all really excited.
You just got killed by a daewoo lanos Motherfucker
- You killed... - I didn't wanna do that.
COMPROMISED!
I didn't want you to be my best friend.
Bucs ML My drought
Dale!
Why can't we be out in the open? Why aren't we in a square right now?
Fuck.
I thought hurricane season was over.
you’re in the jungle now baby nigga what
All right.
I am somewhat immature, but you're more immature. I'm older.
What's up with the suit?
- Go! I saw something! - Go! What did you see? Shut up!
Bullshit
And, like, I just feel like a fat, dumb, fucking stinky ass-turd when I'm there.
- What the fuck are you doing? - Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
My God, I just wanna shove it up my nose, have that smell all day.
I'm gonna go. I'll definitely go. I'll shuffle things around...
I thought basketball season was over.
Sit yo Lil sexy ass down and watch yo self
...and a police officer shoot somebody?
Get down, motherfucker!
You are a box of nerds Out of her butthole!
.
I'm just as nice as you are. So don't bring that out.
Uh-uh
I just... Look, I can't come.
The same rules don't apply to Red. He's a drug dealer.
The one where we played shuffleboard that one time?
Professional. Professional.
Say something in Spanish. Go ahead. I dare you. Go ahead.
I'll boost you up, okay? And then you pull me up.
SMELLLLLLLL IT.
But I am the only guy in the whole city that has it.
Chicken fries
Get bus tickets.
I love you, Dad, but the dynamic in our relationship is about to change.
Because I'm high! Fuck! And it... What do you want ...? Okay. Jesus.
BFFF?
I'm gonna put my foot up in your ass.
I wanna fuck her. I am not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow.
Put them down. On the ground.
He fucked up Matheson's face. Hit him with a pot of hot coffee.
I think he's crazy about murdering.
I don't judge people based on things like that.
When the homie Get a new spot
I thought The Recap season was over!
Obviously. We're friends.
Shit. Stupid motherfuckers.
Asians!
Fuck the police
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
All right, cool. Listen, I'm gonna come by.
What, you wanna bathe in it?
- Yes, talk radio. - It's so boring, man.
Xfinity messed with the wrong melon farmers
- Oh, shit. - What else?
Maybe I can just...
Butt-HOOOOOLE
Hey. Put that cross joint out.
And that we became friends in the process...
Do you think he has anything to do with the guy that we shot?
Good because I’m tired man
100 Millions de vues en 90 jours
- Hi, Dale. - Hi. Okay.
- Dr. Edgar Terrence? - Yes.
Bye, Fred.
You've got T-minus 30 seconds to get off school property...
FUCK JEFF MURWIN. THAT'S WHAT I SAY
- Right. - Fuck. You're right, man.
It couldn't be 3 in the morning, could it?
- Why? - She's already planning on couscous.
He's great. He's a wonderful lab partner. He'll keep an eye on her.
Okay. All right. Okay, I'll talk.