Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fuck The Police!
I think I know who that bitch was….
My bubbe... Man, my bubbe's gonna be so pissed.
it's very fucking annoying, alright?
Private, we need you to be serious.
Bitch Slap
Red said he'd be here.
It was like, “I don't even know your name, whoa.”
Maybe. Well, I'll be back in an hour.
I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute.
. .
What the fuck is that?
I I
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- I don't know if they make those. - We should make the first one.
exclusive sneak preview
- When did it start? - At 0500. We're seven minutes in.
...because when Ted gets here, he's gonna be like:
And I'm gonna die in here with some casserole
Attn:Juan carlos
You was ruthless, man.
Fucking sick, man. You know how many joints we've shared?
I killed six guys, I think. How many guys did you ...?
So smile.
- Of the Opera? - Yeah.
Illegal!
. .
You here to fix the fax machine?
You better hope it's clean. Better hope ain't shit on this record.
Fuck.
Vietcong?
If you didn't sell those drugs, I would have no idea who you were...
I'm sorry, man. Look, come back.
Got any madlo max?
Deauxn't
What do you mean, off day?
When that one person messageing ur girl Fuck me instead
Fuck Jeff the trainer man
I don't know, but I ain't waiting to see.
...something, selling weed who works with some guy, Dale Denton.
I'm chill. I'm chill as a cucumber, man.
Out of Warranty!
Sorry.
Nice! Look out! Tree, tree, tree!
Lookit there. Lookit there.
Only reason I started selling pot...
Get up. Yeah. Nice.
Ted's the man.
...but one minute from right now, I'm gonna eat some food.
Lingerer
Hey. In here.
.
Fuck!
...triangulate these things, man, or, like, trace them.
yes beryl jorritrayal? why is the L missing? because it was bumpy.
Yeah.
Do you think you could pull the plug on someone if you needed to?
Relax.
So they must have heard... They know someone was out there.
Well, that's my 75 technically. So I have $78 and you have nothing.
...because we were smoking marijuana.
a worm, or a fucking anal bead, okay?
- Be taller. - Be stronger.
Think we're gonna have to kill him? I don't think I'm capable of murder.
Utility on this bitch
Yeah, no problem no problem no problem
What the hell are you doing?
You're glad you dipped your pen in my ink.
Introduce it? With what? My ween has been smashed
- Fucking Kyle. - It might have been Kyle.
What's down there? Fucking Rancor?
You ain't got no friends motherfucker.
He'll be, “Yeah, I sold it to Saul.” Why wouldn't he?
how can i explain this to you differently?
Ted Jones messed with the wrong melon farmers.
What are you insinuating? Like, I'm forgetful?
- Drive, drive. - Who the fuck is that?
What?
And now because of that, you've been served.
If Red tells Ted's guys about my name...
He ain't getting any of that Pineapple Express.
Okay? And I know there's no way...
Bubbe. Hey, guys.
Tell me. In 45 minutes, I gotta go have dinner with my wife.
It is Dale.
Yes! Yes! We made it! All right, man.
Fuck da Com-mish!
I could talk all day about conspiracy theories, don’t get me started
This is my cat's birthday today.
I'll cover.
Hello.
Allison I swear to god you do something or I’m gonna...
I don't think I am either.
You're in the jungle now, baby.
Carol, she's cool now.
You're alive.
- Making me a shitty person. - Is he Asian?
What? You sucked on her titties?
Who the fuck’s Chachi
How could he connect the Pineapple Express weed to you?
No! No, no, no!
- I fucked up... - I was a dick to you, man. I'm sorry.
Utility on this bitch
You don't see that you have stooped way, way below...
...by lawyers to hand out legal documents.
“This is great! This is the bee's knees, Item 9!”
Look what im wearing, Komono Dog, what are you wearing?
Dale who?
Okay, Private...
Did you shoot that guy?
Dad! Get off the phone. I told you I'm gonna call some hot bitches later...
IT MAKES ME AERODYNAMIC WHEN I FIGHT. I CAN TAKE DANGER
Shit. I wish we could just go nowhere.
He's not that, but he was outside Ted's house...
If I'm at the hospital, if I'm here...
I
- Liar. - What are you doing, man?
What the fuck do you want?
I said I might be able to go, so why is she doing that already?
- Oh, shit. - Oh, they're here.
Who the fuck's Chachi?
How many cops does he have on his payroll? Tell us.
I wonder.
- Giving lessons about life. - Put me in my place.
Where am I?
Que fresa Que Fresa
I don't know what's up with you, but I don't know if I like you.
- What did they look like? - One of them was very tall and sloppy.
Come on!
What do you mean, it's dead?
- Chris. - Chris.
...can't marry a woman or love a woman.
Who the fuck is this Dale Denton?
What did you do, rat me out? Is that what you did, you bastard?
- You're paranoid. - He's acting weird.
If you buy gold i willl take you outside and fuck you in the street
And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked...
_
- I hope not. - Listen, man.
Happy Birthday Player
My groin... I mean, I felt like a wishbone.
- Suit. - Yeah. Exactly.
- Go ahead. - Don't pay attention to what I'm saying.
No retreat, no surrender.
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Well, did he say anything else?
Fuckin busy bees
Not my style.
fucking kyles..
- You happy now? - Yes.
Hey Straight Nose.... Suck my BALLS! TWOO TIMES!
This is my cat's birthday today.
Frisk me
THE ASIANS OWN THE CASINO, TED
Dale, I get your point. Thanks for your input. Next caller, please.
- Here you go. - Thanks.
- Oh, great. Thanks a lot, asshole. - Sorry.
- Thanks. - Gotta admit, you're pretty good.
Dale, Saul, the Asians. Every last one of them.
No, no, there might be more bad guys up there.
You see that? There's no hair under here, okay?
Well, lookie here. Mr. Folgers
I'm Can't Believe What he Saw
Holy bejesus!
Slut life.
Come to me!
- Red? - Red?
A, I use a bong. It filters out the addictive shit. Seriously.
He was a little fucker. Could've gone to hell.
Yes. Okay. I got an idea. I got an idea. My belt buckle. My belt buckle.
Okay, has anyone called asking about Saul or the Pineapple Express?
- Ever. - That's something you pretty much...
Yeah, I wanna show them you're in good hands. Yeah.
- That's why it sucks. - Are you on meth again?
The chipotle....
We gotta get more leverage-y. Okay.
Steph
i can't curve it the spatchcock won't function and said to leanne V "look it's broken i'm recalling it." and sh'es like "well sorry! i'll get a new part for it." i mean marleen was informed. and then georgette says "oh so you think it's gonna be that way do ya?" and it wasen't even a 1 on 9 for pottery handover. i'm so shocked by it right now.
They think they're your friend, but they're not.
Okay, you call this Mocha Milkshake.
- Come on. - Purple Nurple?
I'm Dale, Mr. Red. Nice to meet you.
HODLERS BUYING WHEN THE BOTTOM IS IN
Bullshit.
...I have no faith left in humanity, period.
Fish tacos.
Makes me more aeroydynamic when I pokecheck
Anything we might need. Snacks, food, Fruit Roll-Ups.
- All right? - Thank you.
Let me get my scale.