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Yes! Yes! We made it! All right, man.
He ain't getting any of that Pineapple Express.
Private, we need you to be serious.
You here to fix the fax machine?
How many cops does he have on his payroll? Tell us.
Okay, Private...
Come to me!
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Who the fuck’s Chachi
And I'm gonna die in here with some casserole
Bullshit.
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Dale who?
- Ever. - That's something you pretty much...
I'm chill. I'm chill as a cucumber, man.
- That's why it sucks. - Are you on meth again?
- Here you go. - Thanks.
Ted Jones messed with the wrong melon farmers.
And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked...
Maybe. Well, I'll be back in an hour.
Hey Straight Nose.... Suck my BALLS! TWOO TIMES!
Introduce it? With what? My ween has been smashed
- Go ahead. - Don't pay attention to what I'm saying.
Nice! Look out! Tree, tree, tree!
Fuck da Com-mish!
He's not that, but he was outside Ted's house...
Think we're gonna have to kill him? I don't think I'm capable of murder.
Utility on this bitch
Yeah, I wanna show them you're in good hands. Yeah.
I I
- Making me a shitty person. - Is he Asian?
Let me get my scale.
HODLERS BUYING WHEN THE BOTTOM IS IN
He'll be, “Yeah, I sold it to Saul.” Why wouldn't he?
Frisk me
Well, did he say anything else?
I said I might be able to go, so why is she doing that already?
THE ASIANS OWN THE CASINO, TED
You better hope it's clean. Better hope ain't shit on this record.
You're in the jungle now, baby.
- I fucked up... - I was a dick to you, man. I'm sorry.
- Thanks. - Gotta admit, you're pretty good.
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My groin... I mean, I felt like a wishbone.
it's very fucking annoying, alright?
If you buy gold i willl take you outside and fuck you in the street
And now because of that, you've been served.
Slut life.
yes beryl jorritrayal? why is the L missing? because it was bumpy.
Well, lookie here. Mr. Folgers
- Suit. - Yeah. Exactly.
Attn:Juan carlos
Steph
i can't curve it the spatchcock won't function and said to leanne V "look it's broken i'm recalling it." and sh'es like "well sorry! i'll get a new part for it." i mean marleen was informed. and then georgette says "oh so you think it's gonna be that way do ya?" and it wasen't even a 1 on 9 for pottery handover. i'm so shocked by it right now.
What? You sucked on her titties?
Do you think you could pull the plug on someone if you needed to?
Lingerer
What did you do, rat me out? Is that what you did, you bastard?
Illegal!
Who the fuck is this Dale Denton?
- When did it start? - At 0500. We're seven minutes in.
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Happy Birthday Player
...but one minute from right now, I'm gonna eat some food.
Okay, you call this Mocha Milkshake.
- Oh, shit. - Oh, they're here.
Ted's the man.
- Giving lessons about life. - Put me in my place.
You don't see that you have stooped way, way below...
...triangulate these things, man, or, like, trace them.
Hey. In here.
- Fucking Kyle. - It might have been Kyle.
Only reason I started selling pot...
Fuck.
- I hope not. - Listen, man.
I don't think I am either.
Fuck The Police!
Deauxn't
Yeah, no problem no problem no problem
I'll cover.
Get up. Yeah. Nice.
He was a little fucker. Could've gone to hell.
I killed six guys, I think. How many guys did you ...?
Yeah.
Que fresa Que Fresa
What the fuck do you want?
If you didn't sell those drugs, I would have no idea who you were...
Not my style.
Bubbe. Hey, guys.
Lookit there. Lookit there.
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...can't marry a woman or love a woman.
Fuckin busy bees
Hello.
I wonder.
Vietcong?
I could talk all day about conspiracy theories, don’t get me started
If I'm at the hospital, if I'm here...
...by lawyers to hand out legal documents.
Okay? And I know there's no way...
What's down there? Fucking Rancor?
Where am I?
I'm Can't Believe What he Saw
- Red? - Red?
No! No, no, no!
How could he connect the Pineapple Express weed to you?
If Red tells Ted's guys about my name...
What the hell are you doing?
My bubbe... Man, my bubbe's gonna be so pissed.
- Liar. - What are you doing, man?
No, no, there might be more bad guys up there.
“This is great! This is the bee's knees, Item 9!”
Fuck!
Dale, Saul, the Asians. Every last one of them.
Yes. Okay. I got an idea. I got an idea. My belt buckle. My belt buckle.
Okay, has anyone called asking about Saul or the Pineapple Express?
Who the fuck's Chachi?
fucking kyles..
- You're paranoid. - He's acting weird.
...something, selling weed who works with some guy, Dale Denton.
- What did they look like? - One of them was very tall and sloppy.
We gotta get more leverage-y. Okay.
IT MAKES ME AERODYNAMIC WHEN I FIGHT. I CAN TAKE DANGER
Relax.
You see that? There's no hair under here, okay?
I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute.
how can i explain this to you differently?
Fuck Jeff the trainer man
I
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- Drive, drive. - Who the fuck is that?
Utility on this bitch
Tell me. In 45 minutes, I gotta go have dinner with my wife.
Dad! Get off the phone. I told you I'm gonna call some hot bitches later...
- Be taller. - Be stronger.
- Of the Opera? - Yeah.
It is Dale.
No retreat, no surrender.
You ain't got no friends motherfucker.
What the fuck is that?
What do you mean, off day?
The chipotle....
Holy bejesus!
- Oh, great. Thanks a lot, asshole. - Sorry.
Bitch Slap
I don't know, but I ain't waiting to see.
Shit. I wish we could just go nowhere.
What do you mean, it's dead?
Anything we might need. Snacks, food, Fruit Roll-Ups.
So they must have heard... They know someone was out there.
I'm Dale, Mr. Red. Nice to meet you.
Out of Warranty!
Makes me more aeroydynamic when I pokecheck
Sorry.
What are you insinuating? Like, I'm forgetful?
I'm sorry, man. Look, come back.
- I don't know if they make those. - We should make the first one.
What?
Carol, she's cool now.
I don't know what's up with you, but I don't know if I like you.
- Chris. - Chris.
.
So smile.
You're glad you dipped your pen in my ink.
- Come on. - Purple Nurple?
Red said he'd be here.
Allison I swear to god you do something or I’m gonna...
Got any madlo max?
Look what im wearing, Komono Dog, what are you wearing?
Fish tacos.
a worm, or a fucking anal bead, okay?
They think they're your friend, but they're not.
This is my cat's birthday today.
Did you shoot that guy?
...because we were smoking marijuana.
Dale, I get your point. Thanks for your input. Next caller, please.
...because when Ted gets here, he's gonna be like:
- You happy now? - Yes.
Fucking sick, man. You know how many joints we've shared?
Come on!
Well, that's my 75 technically. So I have $78 and you have nothing.
A, I use a bong. It filters out the addictive shit. Seriously.
I think I know who that bitch was….
When that one person messageing ur girl Fuck me instead
- All right? - Thank you.
...I have no faith left in humanity, period.
This is my cat's birthday today.
You're alive.
You was ruthless, man.
It was like, “I don't even know your name, whoa.”