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No, no, no. I'm going alone.
- Why not? Let's do it. - Come on down!
Fuck you!
You're the coolest I've ever had. They were all dicks.
Sucka my balls, two times.
- Right? - That's how they got Saddam.
- Get it. - Die. Yes.
Saul.
Yea
What you getting on my case for? I have more than you.
JF recalling memories with Amber Heard
NuComfort
No, man. It happened because those kids Couldn’t keep their shit on the down low.
- We're here. Saul's gone. - And Mathe...
I think it’s consensual
No, I'm good. Thank you, though.
Dad, he'll be here.
I didn't mean that.
When the homie Keep leveling up
Oh, my.
You were cold & I clothed you
- Where's your gun? - I don't need it.
And this here, Spanish Trampoline.
Knickknacks is slipping..
- Smell it. - Okay.
- That's the lady cop. - Who's that?
You fucking did it, man.
It's almost a shame to smoke it.
No, you're not dying, man.
Come here!
So get this:
- So fucked up. - No. Don't let him “gonna.”
I seent it!
Well lookie here Me.Folgers
Has anyone seen my bigger knife?
Oh, no. What the hell was that? What is that?
Hello?
Well lookie here mr Folgers!
You are going to light these two ends while I light this end.
This is teamwork. This is a partnership. We are in this together.
Wait.
Son of a bitch!
- Well, lookie here. Mr. Folgers. - Oh, man.
- You murdered, man. - Not a big deal. That's cool.
Oh, big sexy with glasses.
Don't move. Don't you move. This shit hurts.
Like me bitch
No, because he died three months ago, okay?
Hey, let me ask you something.
- Do you have any Percocet, please? - Percocet?
...I smoked, like, 10 doobies...
“Kill that motherfucker.” I'm gonna kill your motherfucking ass.
I'd love to have dinner with you and your parents tomorrow night.
What do you mean?
- Who's this? - Hey. Oh, that's my friend Mark.
I wish I had that.
It's a miracle. I think we should all take a moment...
Kind of, I guess.
Yall fuck on your own time , man
May I call you Faye?
It means like…you haven’t done something but you will do it...
I mean, like, the sack of weed.
Safety. Safety first, then teamwork
Okay, yeah… We’ll definitely hit the Casino up
Okay.
Time to suck Israel’s dick!
...
You've been served. You've been served.
Do you use the pool over here?
I got glass in my ass.
- You ever smoke one of those? - You can smoke this?
You can just kind of dip your toes into.
Stuff your sorries in a sack. It's not your fault.
Isay... i knew you gone soft.
The belt buckle. Best friends forever.
When she offers to give you a handjob
I fucking love you, dog. Fucking love you.
OG Kush.
You make me call my good friend, send him into a booby trap.
We can't. The police were the murderers.
This is Ofticer Barbara. Requesting an update on fugitive Dale Denton.
Sa? I! Sa? I!
Tell us everything, now!
- Help! - My ear.
Get out of my car. I can't believe you think it's an option.
- Let's go. - Wait. Get the handcuff keys, you idiot.
Gonna die.
Here's good.
Red, don't do it!
Crazy with them names, ain't you, T?
He's obviously working with Saul.
A little sometimes. She has a couple...
4t t55t
Private Miller, answer the question.
- Two months. - I gotta ask, man.
Got two TVs and radio. That's pretty rad.
Fuck you!
Tuesday It’s my cat’s birthday today
I just talked to my mom, and they are so excited you're coming for dinner.
I'm scared, Saul. I'm scared.
What skin color were they?
I love you. Do you love me?
I’m like the nerd at the sleepover.
I can't believe I'm in this situation right now because of you...
- Let's get out of here! - Fuck!
I bet I’ll get to the bottom of this
Business For the Business man!
Don't tell anybody that you sold it to me.
He's whispering to another man.
Dale Denton. Nice to meet you, bro.
....
- This is so exciting. - Okay, okay.
Let's say he actually found the roach.
It belongs to me.
¿Qué diablos significa eso? What the fuck does that mean?
Okay, I know I sold y'all out. I've been a son of a bitch and a shitty friend.
Kimono dawg
- What? - It really... It sucks for my ego.
Okay. Okay. That makes sense. It makes sense.
- How much money you guys got? - Come on.
Anyway, I should really get going, man. I gotta go.
That's a dinner reservation you gonna miss.
I fucking love you, dog.
I wanna live in there
Yeah, for real.
Dale, no!
Buzz it in three seconds exactly.
- Yes. - This is the product of baby fucking.
How did this happen?
Do you know what today is?
next time i'm at adventure world i'll get uber eats in case i get a craving. and i'll also get a trinta cup just in case i have to drink anything. and i'll get a barf bucket just in case i get sick. ok then.
Seriously. You guys are, like, both of my best friends.
Is that the bubbe that's on 41 st and River Street?
First things first.
The police were in on it. Could have flagged credit cards. They'll find us.
- I did. - Did you break it?
...to make that up to you except by saving your life.
heard that, didn't want to , but I heard that
You need to sit your lil sexy ass down...
It’s almost a shame to drink it
If theres one quality I hate in a person And thats "Lingering"
Keep your eyes on the road.
Open your heart to someone who deserves you.
No. Come on.
Look, man, I'll call 911 right now.
You're like, totally fucking Gong Show'ed, man.
Dale, wait. Wait.
I thought The Recap season was over!
- Take that shit to the next level, eh? - Okay, I will.
Wait…. What do you mean you’re down the hill?
- Okay. - Okay. Okay.
What was that?
I just saw some crazy shit. Please. Let me in.
I know this sounds weird, but can we be best friends? Just us, for real?
Garagely
And now this Dale Denton guy? You serious?
What the fuck is ...? What is it, Spanish ...?
I take the hit? That's how it's gonna be?
7 Days to Die like?
Like, I never wanna kill anybody else again.
...and the fucking Shins.
Hey. Fine. I'll go find it. Fuck.
- Save it for next time. - I'll take that rain check.
- You're sure we can trust this guy? - Yo, Red.
- If you do... - He's got a piece.
All right. Are you using protection?
He's just, like, an asshole.
- You threw an ashtray at his face. - You hit me, man.
Come onnn!
- Get in here. - Coming in.
We painted the wall with his brain. Painted it.
You lost it playing Bid Whist? You pimp.
I thought hurricane season was over.
...and I wanna let you know I'll do anything to make it work.
Wait. Where are we going?
i thought basketball season was over
Who is it?
And we have hosted violence in our home because of it.
I knew you were going soft.
If anybody asks, Denton killed Pete.