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I don't know.
After school?
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Hey, the Ducks don't get to take hockey away from you.
I have 24 hours to find a coach,
which is a big dead end, if you ask me,
The name for your team?
(GRUNTING)
-GORDON: All right. -Yeah, Mom!
I hear you. I am exiting. Leaving.
So you're here to tell me about your Whitney Houston skating routine?
Mom, he used to coach the old Mighty Ducks.
Believe me, I know that can be true. But...
But at this point, if you really wanna play hockey,
I don't know why I'm telling you this whole story.
Evan and Nick, we were playing against you all afternoon?
MRS. KOOBLER: You're welcome!
Don't hurt yourself.
ALEX: Ow, ow, ow!
You, don't bother, sir You don't bother
And just to remind you all,
Woo-hoo!
Come on! Let's go! Come on! Let's go! Let's go!
(COACH T WHISTLING)
And also, you get a free three-month gym membership at the new building.
You mean go upstairs?
Because what I've realized
You make him wear sunscreen indoors.
while you guys are busy training your little hockey robots?
You guys find four more players and let's just get out there and have fun.
maybe you want to join our hockey team?
Because now I'm starting a new team.
I have not skated since my triumphant turn in eighth grade.
You know what? I wouldn't take this deal either.
EVAN: All right. We just need one more player.
Who's gonna coach?
Constantly being nervous and trying to fit in with this group.
-Okay. Buh-bye. -Hey, what's up, Dan?
We need our most brilliant paralegal, that's you,
I have money.
I don't know, but they're gonna be in fantastic shape.
Yeah, he is!
but I think I might have an inner rage that really needs an outlet.
Morrow. Less mingling, more skating. Let's go.
or this boy is never gonna become his own man.
It's not over. It's not done. You still have time.
Kids have to fight their own battles.
Wake up! Are you kidding me?
Could we put a pin in this? I have got to go.
Not sure I'm gonna make it through the winter.
-MAN: What's goin' on? Who is she? -Oh, my God, you've gotta be kidding me.