Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

COACH T: These parents are serious, all right?

COACH T: Change!

(EVAN GROANING)

he won't come out of his room.

Close. But you missed the cone.

Okay. Okay, that's it. I'm done.

I'll find a coach. I'll find a rink.

You're just as bad as they are.

Now it's time for the ceremonial team skate.

I don't know what to say. Yes.

She had to take her twins to hockey practice.

-We got a hot tub, so, yeah. -Nice.

who've been told that they're too small or too slow.

I don't have to submit to some lame parenting test from you.

Come on, let's go. We're late. Woo-hoo!

It's the first practice of the new season for the Mighty Ducks junior division.

We got tons of kids who I don't know at all.

It was the one time and I was running late.

-I'll give you a hand. -EVAN: Why do I friggin' bother?

-EVAN: Come on in! -Hi.

You hate hockey? You run an ice rink.

Uh, what happens to the people after the three-month gym membership's over?

It's gonna make nine-to-eleven seem like kid stuff and this roster's not yet set.

-COMMENTATOR: Another huge stop! -I don't know. Let's see.

We're gonna go to a store and we're gonna buy all the cheese puffs

You always want to fight for the little guy.

But the second I was cut from the team, they cut me from their lives.

You tell off the old team. You set up the new one.

(CLEARS THROAT) So, Logan, we were thinking, um,

Right. But isn't that kind of, um...

It was awesome being part of the cool kids,

We're letting him go.

Last thing he needs is for you to go in and rescue him all the time.

Weird, huh? I'm sorry, I'm being rude. Would you like some?

(SINGING ALONG)