Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You were having a conversation on television.

We're not gonna do it. No, I'm terrible at press.

or you getting seriously punked.

You want the fun bag?

Coach Gruden gave me that 2002 NFC Championship Game.

maybe get your ass back on the football field and we can do it again there.

With that, we will switch gears and go to a little football here.

Probably on his way to dinner with the governor.

If it's one thing I fucking hate, it's calls from New York.

♪ Let me see you pop, Lil' Sally ♪

Yeah, we both got rings,

Stand back. Stand back.

- Looking good, man. - Here he comes.

he tells me I'm angry at my mother.

Spence, Spence, Spence, Spence!

- What's up, Glaze? - Jay.

Well, you better stop shaving down there

- Yeah. - Oh, man.

♪ Better get in line right now ♪

Do me a favor. Stab me in the face with this.

Crystal crown looking...

Holy shit, man!

the quality of life should only be on the rise.

Brother, you are looking sharp.

- And even Roger called me. - Roger called you?

is just to make sure that the players have the attention that they need

there's gonna be a time where you're gonna be retired

- All right, go ahead. - 12 million over two years.

♪ You know I'm the man ♪

And Mayor Regalado. Thank you, Mayor, for everything.

but I almost fucked my foot up again fucking with you.

- Come on, man. - Come on, baby.

♪ This that Slumdog Millionaire Bollywood flow ♪

♪ And, uh ♪

No, y'all gonna get me in trouble.

There's no question he definitely took care of me.

Man, I nearly shit when you recovered that fumble for a score.

And female viewers for Jay, right?

Yeah, yeah, fucking fantastic, Joe.

♪ Smoking that Pluto ♪

I just didn't want you walking into a buzz saw.