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And as always, his mouth wrote a check that his ass couldn't cash.
You could wear your watch while you... shit!
Tell everybody what you've been up to.
- Ah! - (CHEERING)
♪ Flippin' chickens, whip it, getting money ♪
- Uh, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah.
(LAUGHS) All right.
But he says I'm not really screaming at him,
- Hold this for me. - No.
T, come on, man. Respect the ladies.
What's up, big dog? How you doing, man?
♪ Catch it coming, got to keep it on the low ♪
- You better call him. - What, and ruin the guy's birthday?
Well, in Canada it's free. Is that what you mean?
we're one and the same.
♪ I hit the strip club and all them bitches find the pole ♪
stayed out of trouble, had an All-Pro season.
Man, don't make me do that, please.
I'll bring out the sculpture.
What's that?
Motherfuck me!
Yeah, I did.
You posted some asinine shit about me being more concerned
with my stats than I was winning.
Sorry about bringing the Sizz along.
for two guys who played on the same side of the ball?
Eh, not really.
Don't be ridiculous. You got to put yourself out there.
All right, Dolphin fan all your life?
You were a dirty player and you was weak as fuck.
Where's ownership on this?
One thing you forgot to mention
All right, brother, see you.
It was a pleasure seeing you.
Ah, thank you. Thank you.
- You know I like to cast a long shadow. - Yeah.
Hey, man, I'm waiting on the Kool-Aid man to crash through the house.
And you were the one who put me up to it.
- Huh. - Should be a great season.
We appreciate that, boys. Have fun.
♪ Let me see you rock, Lil' Sally ♪
♪ Let me see you pop, Lil' Sally ♪
Really. It was a great idea and I'm glad I agreed to do it.
unless it's Jerry Springer.
- Okay. - (HORN HONKS)