Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Scott! Oh, grow up.

I think it's safe to say you're taking this Grok thing to an unhealthy level

Hey, Neal. Howdy, sport.

It's so much for cutting back with those sweets , okay ?.

responsible for our record-breaking sales,

Who... Who are these other kids?

Who's down there?

Well, then, there is your problem. Just try to cut back on the sweets, okay?

Excuse me. Excuse me. Hi.

Reindeer on the roof. That is hard to explain.

Scott, I... I really have to tell you that this is beginning to scare me.

- Dad burnt the turkey. - Oh, yeah. This way. Come on.

Honey, the man is delusional.

Let Him Go! Let Santa Go!

Charlie, if, uh...

Ah, listen to me.

hey, did we make this?

When it's Christmas but you've still got papers to grade *screams internally*

- Name? - Pere Noel.

Hey, look! Here comes the new Santa!

When your students try to come up with Convincing excuses

Scratched by a bear, Jon? A big bear

Well, you are. I know what happened.

- Thank you, Charlie. - My dad is Santa Claus.

is shake it whenever you want to see your dad.

- And Charlie? - Yeah?

- I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay! - Look! You're flying!

before you went to bed Christmas Eve?

Uh, pasta and tomatoes, uh, and very light on the oil. Can you do that?

You know, ther... ther... there's a slipstream effect... The air go...

You like osso buco, Shaynie? They’re closed.

Well, Neal's head comes to a point.

- Dad? - What is it, Charlie?

I've come to a very difficult decision.

Tinsel. Not just for decoration.

It's a nice rope. Just in case I fall off the roof?

... 15 in the morning. It's gonna be a beautiful day.

- W-Who's the head elf? - You are.

Come on, get up!

He would if he's tryin' to sell the Total Tank.

Three car pile-up. I'm really gonna be late.

- Christmas - "I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.

because this whole thing is stupid.

How come your clothes are so baggy?

- Okay, stand back, folks. Give us some room. - I'm scared, Dad.

What happens if I fall off the roof?

Well, I hope you're happy, Comet. Hope you're happy.

If Trumo become president

You can count on it. Thanks, Laura.

Ladies and gentlemen, this one's not gonna be easy to find.

Let's take a listen to the old ticker. Whoa. Okay.

Uh, Larry, take Charlie here and get him some chow.

It wasn't her fault , that top model is electrocuted, he's not dead ?

On we will sing, dawn with a hymn Angel will come to every home

Listen, Charlie. I’m not kidding. Let’s! Go!

From everywhere, filling the air Oh, how they pound, raising the sound

- Do you have any concept of how dangerous this is to a little boy? - Whoa.

- You ready to go, sport? - You betcha, Dad. - Gimme all your lovin'

that will nurture a child's creative thinking.

On we will sing, dawn with a hymn Angel will come to every home

Laura, I was hopin' to catch you before you'd left your house.

Thank you, Charlie. Thank you.

What's all this boo-hooing goin' on here? Hey, how ya doin'?

- Hiya, sport. - Bernard, can I go? Please, can I go, Bernard?

And hang on tight.

And you have to lose weight , to get rid of blood sugar.

Santa uses reindeer to fly because that's how he has to get around.

You officers really gave me a start. Merry Christmas, guys.

Here’s my card. Call me

- He's smart. He's a doctor. - He's not a doctor. He's a psychiatrist.

They all look like they have key lime disease

I think it’s safe to say you’re taking this drunk golf thing to an unhealthy level

ho ho ho merry christmas

Chicken is fine

Oh, look, there's an emu.

- You goin' to your mom's for dinner? - Actually, we're gonna be with Neal's family.

Neal doesn't believe in Santa.

Can I ask Dad to go first?

Aren't they wonderful?

Merry, merry, merry merry Christmas

- Who? - Up in the North Pole.

- Dad! - SCOTT: Mmm.

Of course you are, Dad. How can you say that?

- Uh... - Of course, it's up to your mom.

Well, it could be a hormonal imbalance.

- All right. - Thanks. I'll get your packages.

Because of Mom and Neal.

"Veronica - very nice."