Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, oh, look, Judy. Look. Look over there.

- Have you ever seen a reindeer fly? - Yes.

Nothing. It's just... I had this really strange dream.

Well, perhaps this is a good time to bring up the psychiatrist.

Oh, there's the problem right there.

- Thanks. - But this is a dream.

Christmas morning came and...

I was joking, okay? I'm sorry. I was just kiddin' around.

Hold it! Hold... Oh! Hold it!

It just... sort of grows out of them.

- Hey! - He's my ex-husband, and he's already up the chimney.

He told him that there was a Santa Claus.

- Come on, Charlie, we're going home. - But we just started.

I wrote Santa a letter every week that year.

"BEE STING. EVIDENTLY I'M ALLERGIC" (WHAT I LOOK LIKE AFTER ALL OF THE HOLIDAY FOOD

I've gained 45 pounds in a week!

Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in wrapping.

Pearson Home Incoming

What about this? Remember all the neat stuff inside?

Oh, wait. Wait. Judy was the name of the waitress at the restaurant last night.

They're supposed to look funny. They're elves.

- W-What? - I heard a clatter.

- But then this is Scott we're talking about and I... - Laura, the point.

I'll have a salad and iced tea and dressing on the side.

I don't have a lot of time.

- Charlie? - Charlie. - Oh, my God, Charlie.

We shared a bowl of sugar; did some shots of brown liquor;

He's not a doctor He's a psychiatrist

we're not just about makin' a profit in quality toys.

Thanks for a great night at the North Pole

Christmas came. No wienie whistle.

- You S. C? - Scott Calvin, that's me.

Im in big trouble!

Seeing isn't believing; believing is seeing.

Which is why they'll probably get lumps of coal in their stockings.

- Here. - The Santa Claus?

You know, I knew it. I knew that... that something was going on. I just... I...

What happens When the Dolphins win

Sorry, um, the dry cleaner in my neighbourhood went up in smoke.

- So now you're Santa, okay? - A question.

Elves with attitude.

Boy, I really wanted a "Mystery Date" game.

- 1200 years? - That's right.

Whatever. Their, uh, antlers give them...

I’m in big trouble

- Just like the poem. - Just like the poem?

- Freeze! - What the...

- We were so worried about you. Look at you. - Mom, put me down. Stop kissing me!

But here is our preliminary...

The Santa Clause (1994)

- Bye, dudes! - Scott.

It's, um... Well, it's...

Look, you put a "P" next to the kids who are nice and a "C" next to the naughty ones.

No, I think I'm going to go into the family business.

"I hope the guy that lives here is a TAILOR!"

And, you know Neal. Well, he sat him down and...

We're a family.

George we'll just put Marley in bed and check her tempreture George we'll just get and hangover and not argue with Marley

To wish you now and all the year

Plot holes? Why can't we both think of it as just a great movie and forget about it?

Merry Christmas.

Sorry, um, the dry cleaner in my neighborhood went up in smoke.

Denial. You don't even know what that means.

HOW COULD I HAVE DONE THIS WITHOUT YOU CHARLIE? YOU COULDNUNT

Once I figure out who ya are, I'll... I'll give you a lift back to the mall.

But to... to take away his visitation rights.

Now, this year Santa's not goin' out in a sleigh.

Super Bargain's 12 Day Cocktail Advent Calendar

Scott, what was the last thing you and Charlie did...

harry i won! i won! i hit the double bingo! wahhhhhhh! come on i'm taking you all to Cafe Le Ritz! t. i took you to The Flipper. The Flipper? i don't remember going to the flipper it was that comb you found that comb in the boulabiaisse. oh yeah-- i like that joint!

some waitress gave you pajamas?

- No, Charlie. No, no, no. - No! No, wait, Charlie.

Reindeer up on the roof. Santa suit layin' on the ground.

Okay, okay, so maybe I'm having second thoughts, kind of. I just...

No. Of course you don't.

Something's wrong with the mirror.

We are very concerned about this.

Ah, just kidding. Okay, up with the shirt.

Audrey Last Summer “They all look like they’ve got key lime disease”

Just... Just a quick one.

No, he's not. He's a psychiatrist.

Now... grab hold of my hand.

I don't even wear pyjamas! Normally I sleep naked. Buck naked. Ha!

Up there! Do you see it? Hey, do you see it?

- Miracle On 34th Street, starring Natalie Wood and... - To hear sleigh bells in the snow...

How it be after the holidays