Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wonderful.
- Just like the ones I used to know - It's always open. - I don't wanna eat here.
Whoa.
Santa, are you okay? Over. Over.
Huh? Well, nuts. I...
There's no chimney here. Can you hear me? No chimney, all right?
Except "Mystery Date."
- Huh? - You said you were lactose intolerant.
Not for you toilet boy! Toilet boy?!
How does five bucks Sound to ya?
I've gained 45 pounds in a week.
I wanna be with you, Dad.
- S. C? - Yeah, Santa Claus.
Why can't we both think of it as just a great movie and forget about it?
If Charlie spending time with you is the best thing for him.
There aren’t that many comments over there.
But, Dad... No buts, Charlie. But, Dad... No buts, Charlie.
Second place is fine
Dad! Check out Santa's sleigh.
You miss me already? I've been gone, what? Ten minutes.
I've gained 45 pounds in a week!
- That was a dream. - You're in denial, Dad.
Well, wait, sport. Sport. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What I can't believe is that he would go behind our backs all this time,
I think if we're gonna destroy our son's illusions, I should be a part of it.
I... I see it, but I don't believe it.
Charlie. Honey, listen. You're confused.
- What? - When can I get outta here?
- Yeah, turkey's funny that way. - Dad!
So I can't be selfish either.
That's not surprising. Most grown-ups can't believe in magic.
Ah, one of Santa's little helpers.
You know, I must say, you look pretty good for your age.
Oh, would Santa really beat someone up?
he doesn't know how to process a crime scene.
- Coffee. Decaf. - Mm-hmm.
- Bye, Charlie. - Bye, Neal.
- Packages? - Yeah, there's quite a few of them.
- Sure. - I made something for them at the workshop.
- Hello? - Mom. - Oh, Charlie. Oh, my God.
- I'm tired of this small talk. - Hmm.
Hey, you know what. I got somethin' for you.
It's just I never thought you would stoop to changing your physical appearance...
Santa Claus! (PULL HIS BEARD OUT, MARY GASPS, KIDS SCREAMING) Poppins - hooray!
I never in my wildest... Well, no, okay, maybe my wildest...
Do you remember those?
What do you say we start out with cold glasses...
Charlie, what are you doing? I thought I told you to stay in the sleigh.
Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention?
Can I get you anything? The kitchen's always open.
I..I see it but I don't believe it!
"Out by Paul's room there's a Rose Suchak ladder."
I'm an elf.
I’ve got homeowners’ insurance… And a good attorney!
Ah, ho, ho.
On the side.
Come on, Dad! Come on!
I don't know what's happening to you.
Unite… (MUFFLED YELLING)
Back to work. Thanks.
We're talking sunup? You're here?
How about a stiff drink?
I was three, and it was an Oscar Meyer wienie whistle.
Not over any oceans, Scott!
Uh, Hollywood Wives.
Not as good as my wife's, but let's not open up that wound.
by either accident or design."
You're lot smaller than a less , either that I'm getting bigger.
- You never do what I wanna do! - Would you please be quiet for a minute so I can figure this out?
Okay, look. So, what? You put on a little weight.
Not my fault
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice
Charlie! (WIND BOWLING)
- Dad, you gotta see this place. - You leave tomorrow morning.
I’ve got homeowners’ insurance… And a good attorney!
Look at the elaborate measures he's taken.
I love you, Dad.
Is this okay, Dad? No, it's not okay! It's not okay!
www? grok or gronk? ts is resource question gng
I'm in big trouble. Mm-hmm.
I've gained 45 pounds in a weekend
- I don't like eggnog. - We're out.
I'll explain it to you later.
And rummy tum-tums
I’ll have chocolate milk please. We’re out.
On we will sing, dawn with a hymn Angel will come to every home
Plain floor's fine
Oh God ?
- It'll be okay, kids. - Let him go! Let Santa go!
This is our perpetrator.
So, uh, if we go straight on this road, and we hit I-94...
- Anything to drink? - Ice-cold marg.
Every social worker ever...
In the silence of the night
Charlie, would you like to introduce your, um...
Don't ever try this without elf supervision.
I ran real late today. You wouldn't believe the traffic out here.
To drive the winter's cold away
- Where are all the grown-ups? - This is so cool.
My wienie whistle.
- It's light, yet durable. - And you can wear the jumpsuit under your coat and pants.
I've gained 45 pounds in a week. Pete, what's happenin' to me?
- Where'd you get them? - I don't know.
- Anything else? - Yeah.
Not everyone celebrates Christmas.
Dad!
We're not kids, and we're not visiting.
I say name You say, Scott Coleman
Here.