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A BIG BEE
Will you let it go to your head
We used to make things like this at work, but no one bought 'em.
Thanks for a great night at the North Pole
- Scott. - Neal.
- Bernard. - Bernard.
I hope you’re happy Kate
I am now.
You guys have a great party, have a great year.
- Scott Calvin and Susan Perry! - Yeah!
After reviewing all of your testimonies,
should remain un... unsaid, like between two people...
Motherfucker
Oh, my boy. Oh, my sweetheart.
This completes the ensemble.
Plain milks fine ☹️
I've gained 45 pounds in a week!
No, he's not. He's a Sgt.
- "P" and "C"? - Yeah. "P" for present, "C" for coal, right, Bernard?
Stung by a bee Connor? It was a big bee!
Burn the pasta?
Look. Look over there. I know.
- Something needs to shake Scott. - Yeah, but...
Thanks. We gotta go home. How do you start this thing?
How did you know that top model is electrocuted ?
I can't be selfish. I can't be with you all the time.
- Yes, sweetheart? - Do you make the toys?
And so our hearts with all will share
There's just something about him that makes me wanna...
Elephant spokes and kiddie cars too
CHARLIE OVER MICROPHONE: Santa, are you okay? Over. Over.
You don’t like the MCU very much, do you Nate?
Uh, won't the bright red suit and beard give him away?
Well, kids, I... I certainly hope you've been good this year.
You know, Neal's a real good cook.
about you and the North Pole.
Do you want this doll or not? Go back to sleep.
Hark, carol bells, sweet silver bells All seem to sing throw cares away
No! Give me my money! Here I'm coming! He's not Santa Claus, He's not Santa! Give me my money! Mary!
- He is. - She is.
Okay, look.
Give it your best shot
- What contract? - The card in the Santa suit. You said you read it, right?
- Maybe there's a list. - A list. How silly of me.
This is my dad, Scott Calvin. He's got a really neat job.
Kind of like Neal!
But certainly never in my normal dreams
I... I don't even think they make them any more, but...
- Charlie. - Bernard, gave me this.
Say a few words.
Well, you know, okay, you know, maybe...
What happened?
Stay here.
- You got him! - Charlie, stay where you are.
- Get the bag of toys. - And do what?
Yeah, and you should see him walk on water.
What? Something’s wrong with the scale! (SCREAMS)
Almost killed me. But the guy at the emergency room says...
...
I've gained 45 pounds in a weekend
Leave her out of this Don’t you burp me don’t you change me
There we go!
Selfish? Come on.
Ding dong and dong, balance in song Ring joyful ring, all caroling
We don't want to keep Dr Pinhead waiting.
Look, I know you're Scott Calvin.
$600 is fine.
Well, you should get some rest. Good night, sir.
Look, there's Mom and Neal's street! Can we go there next?
- That's the North Pole? - The sky above
- You gonna put on the suit like the card said? Are you? - No. No.
Nice sweater.
Like looking in a mirror.
Go on. Get outta here.
- Incoming! - WOMAN: Oh, please.
- Johnny, naughty. - Johnny, wait up.
- Well... - Maybe it's time you left.
This is really good.
- Whoa! Whoa! - Yeah! Let's go! Whoa!
Fella, if you can hear me, I'm just lookin' for your identification.
I love you Santa Claus
Kick it!
HOW I FEEL AFTER THE HOLIDAYS
Fax me. Hi. Hey, this probably looks pretty odd, doesn't it?
Are you growling at me?
I want to keep this secret. Will ya do that, please?
Okay, you better watch out You better not cry
Fat boy??
Thank you very much. This was really a team effort,
My husband: when he saw my Advent Calendar, Harry Potter bundle, and Dinosaur bundle came in on the same day
Look, Comet, like I said,
This close
You like osso buco, Shaynie? They’re closed.
We’re out.
- Which one's your favourite reindeer? - Comet.
- Charlie. - Scott. - Hi, Dad.
Oh , han seo yeon texted me a message .
It wasn't my fault. The other guy fell. It was an accident.
'Cause it looks like Santa just took out the Pearson home.
Honey, how are you? Are you... Are... Where are you? Are you okay?
- Santa? - Scott Calvin.
You killed him
- Not for you, fat boy. - "Fat boy"? Guys.
Yeah, same to you! And that's not very ladylike!
He's gettin' ready for... Christmas!