Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wait a minute! No way! No way Santa's goin' anywhere without his sleigh.
No, stupid, the elves do!
if you got ill, heaven forbid. your doctor would be a college graduate. or say if you got sued for selling a faulty car, the lawyer who defended you would've gone to college too.
Over here, Steve! I'm open!
- I'm not comin' back here on Thanksgiving. - I'll ship the list to your house.
When you just read a book and a magazine
Untie me! I mean it!
Even if there was, d-didn't you notice there's no chimney?
a gift.
Plain milk's fine.
Excuse me, Comet.
But what do I do if I fall off a roof?
Well, Neil’s head comes to a point.
- You know, where they make all the toys? - Gee, thanks for...
Thanks for a great night at the North Pole
And they're... They all... They all believe in me. They're countin' on me, Charlie. And I...
- Merry Christmas. - See you next year.
- These kids lined up all by themselves. - Scott,
It happens. And with that body, you should be thankful you have hair.
Now I've got the suit on. How am I supposed to know what to leave?
Riley Ford
God. Your... Your weight.
No thank you, Judy
Plain jizz is fine
... with its own built-in turkey timer.
Merry, merry, merry merry Christmas
healthy as a horse yeah clydesdale
Fat boy??
COFFEE. DECAF.
What?
- You're not supposed to be here. - Don't make me beat you up, Neal.
How do you know that? How? You don't have any proof.
Hmm.
Charlie, I thought I told you to stay in the sleigh.
In all seriousness, um, here at B&R Toys,
I need a routine So gimme all your lovin'
All right. Mornin', fellas.
- be nice with han seo yeon . - I will .
- Really? - But I don't finish all the milk.
Great.
Ooh, it's cold.
Stung by a bee Connor? It was a big bee...
- Don't touch anything! - It's great!
I can't. That thing's empty.
- Yeah, but you're never around, are you, Scott? - Oh, oh, please.
Democrats
Oh, come on, Laura. Don't you remember when you stopped believing in Santa Claus?
Bradley, you’re wrong
It's just a little thing. The elves.
I READ HIM A BOOK.
- It’ll be okay, kids. - Let him go! Let Santa go! (SIREN WAILING)
You smell like cookies. And you smell like wet diapers
- You! You! Take that! Come on! Come on! - Stay away from the truck.
- I'm fine, Mom. - Are you okay? Look at me.
Look. Look over there. There's a canoe. Aha, it's true.
Can I see you outside a minute?
You have got to be kidding! Come on!
Some big chemical fire. All my clothes, poof, gone.
I thinki it's safe to say you've taken this thing to an unhealthy level
- Can you hear me? - Though the night seems long and dark
Hold on.
Oh, wait. Don't go yet. I have something for you. I...
Did not. And he's not Santa.
Come on. Let's go save Jess.
But what happens if i fall off the roof!?
Come on, listen. There's... There's a lot of kids out there.
Charlie, look at the clouds over here. Aren't they pret...
Thank you.
- Lies soft and still - Hey, buddy!
Leave her out of this, don’t you burp me don’t you change me. Why do you guys always have to fight
You know you're Scott Calvin. So let's make this simple.
.
You were three?
Compact disc!
He's a fake! Stop those children! Where the fuck are you going now? Where the fuck are you going?
Denny's. It's always open!
Mm-hmm!
You mean I can go?
- Now, hop out of there, please. - I don't wanna go.
Are you having a heart attack? I know CPR.
Bee sting. Evidently I'm allergic.
now, would you, Santa?
What? Something's wrong with the scale.