Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh, Charlie. I missed you, honey. - Mom, I'm fine. It's okay.
WITH OUT YOU CHARLIE? YOU COULDNUNT
Oh, yeah. This from the guy responsible for the Do-It-All-For-You-Dolly.
- Okay! - Come on. It's Christmas morning.
Last night, Dad and me went with the flying reindeer.
This is nice.
Right, Dad?
Okay, now, we've got Santa. He's up in the North Pole.
Okay, Calvin. Maybe a couple of hours in the tank will change your mind.
Lookin' good, Dad.
I want some ballet slippers.
Well, time to deploy E.L.F.S. (BELL TOLLING)
We’re getting Disney Plus now. Merry Christmas.
pending a hearing after the first of the year.
Look, i-if it bothers you, you can dye it, and you should diet!
"the wearer waives any and all rights to any previous identity, real or implied,
Hey, does this look like home to you guys?
- How come you don't have a beard? - Because I shaved!
Ridiculous or not, Scott, for Charlie, this isn't some dream.
Yuletide Legends Frozen Hearts
- Hold on now. - Wait a minute. Wait, I'm not done.
That's right, because Charlie thinks that this whole thing actually happened.
HE'S SMART. HE'S A DOCTOR. HE'S NOT A DOCTOR. HE'S A PSYCHIATRIST.
You know, y-you should s-see a doctor, a shrink, a dietician, anything.
You ever see a million dollars?
Egg whites are fine...
I promise I'll take real good care of it.
You know , she's in love with Korean boy as her boyfriend ?
Oh!
#platedforfourgetsinteresting
I miss you too much.
- To town - But I have to go to the bathroom.
- We don't drink coffee. - Then I guess the break is over!
Well, if that's how you feel, Charlie.
Okay. Okay.
I'm terrific! I'm helping the elves build a new sleigh.
How can one man in one night...
What? Something’s wrong with the scale! (SCREAMS) (ELEVATOR DINGS)
Give me my money! Give me my money! Gggggiveeeeee me my mmmmmoneyyyyyy! Oh, no! Oh, what? Oh, no! Oh, what? Oh, no! Oh, what?
Pretty cool, huh?
And I am just about this close to taking all those presents back up the chimney with me.
- Why's that? - I'm talking to an elf.
- Go down the chimney. - Down the chimney?
Uh, I, I, I don’t have a menu
Thejoy that comes with Christmas cheer
Look, my back's killin' me. Have you ever tried to shove a sea kayak down a chimney?
Santa?
a ho ho ho oh ho ho yeah only love can set you free oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah hey a ya ya ya oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah hey a ya ya ya ya hey a ya ya ya ya ya oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah only love can set you free oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah hey a ya ya ya ya
BUT IF SANTA'S SO FAT, HOW DID HE GET DOWN THE CHIMNEYS?
- You'll know. - What if I don't want to do this?
May I speak please. I am in charge here.
That is exactly why you want a high-quality fire extinguisher right in the kitchen.
There’s no such thing as a “Joey.”
What about the reindeer? These are Santa's reindeer, aren't they?
You're fatter this year.
You should see all the neat toys.
Not my fault
- It is the earth - What's that?
- I'll just take the next train. - Dad, come on!
How do you get in without a fireplace?
Nice Teeth
Not just because of them. There's school.
Oh, this thing. You never know where it's been.
You like osso buco charlie?
Kind of like Neal. And who gave you permission to tell Charlie there's no Santa Claus?
The love that comes with Christmas day
- Scott Calvin. - Follow me.
- Scott Calvin and Susan Perry! - MAN: Yeah!
Look, I am not Santa Claus! Ahh!
So when you put on the suit, you fell subject to the Santa Clause.
- You better not pout I'm tellin' you why - Come on, Dancer. Come on, Prancer.
Honey, you go wait in the car for a minute, okay? I'll be right there.
Mary! She's falling down while flying at the Banks' house!
Ice cold molk
Good night, Charlie.
You were just denying your inner child.
Just like me.
- Whoa! - He's naked somewhere.
- Calvin. - You don't believe in Santa, do ya?
Microphone's in here. It connects you directly to Judy.
Sometimes boxer shorts. You know.
- That's ridiculous. I didn't put on the suit just to... - Try to understand this!
with silver specks on their cheeks?
i want spider-man spread eagle! i want spider-man on my bed! i want spider-man on my bed by tomorrow! i want spider-man crinkling his big feet at the camera!
Honey, I'm sure Charlie's fine.
- I don't know. - What do you mean you don't know?
No. You gotta put the suit on first.
They're like the bears at the North Pole, Dad.
And I want you to come and see Charlie as often as you can.
Nice teeth
- I think it's the North Pole. - The stars that dot
It's okay. I'm used to it. I lived through the '60s.
We did......
Here are your pyjamas. I'll be right back.
Oh, my God.
Charlie, I already told ya. We did not go to the North Pole.
SO, DID I MISS ANYTHING?
And that's when I stopped believing.
I'm picking up my daughter from school , you wouldn't believe she texted me a message .
It was a dream. Come on!
Drive safe. Thanks very much.
And, uh, a little slice of cheesecake. Uh, creme brulee...
you miss me already? I've been gone, what- 10 minutes
Go hand in hand Calling in the town
Hark, carol bells, sweet silver bells All seem to sing throw cares away
Oh, no, uh, your pulse is great. I...
I think it's safe to say you're taking this Santa thing to an unhealthy level.