Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, remember, kids, there is nothing more painful than third degree burns.
Chip calls and reality changes...
I'm just gonna call the police. I'll carry this stuff up there. Let them deal with it, okay?
...
- Where's the boy? - He's in the sleigh.
At least we know we still got x-videos... we did
So, in a way, I'm like Santa Claus.
There's nothin' in the bag.
confusing Charlie again just...
Well, there's one obvious alternative.
I did say that, didn't I?
Oh, Charlie! Oh, merry Christmas, honey!
and Neal.
You believed in me when nobody else did.
BABBO NATALE
He’s not a doctor. He’s a psychiatrist
That top model is na Jin wook , is it?
And, uh, not over any oceans, Scott.
- Where did you hear that? - From Neal.
Freeze!
Take your coat off. You're stickin' around, aren't ya?
- Oh, big surprise. What do you think? - It's just nice to hear it from him.
It's portrait of St Nick aka Santa Claus.
We don't say elves. They're little people.
You are. And I'm not a kid. I've pointy shoes that are older than you.
What are you talking about? Everybody likes Dennys
Ah, Christmas at the pound.
Fireplaces will no longer be a problem.
At least we know we still got x-videos we did
I taking out trash. Thank You, Carmen.
It’s sooo cold! Merry f’n Christmas (f’n = freezing people, freezing!)
Goodnight Charlie
Eyes front, Mary Catherine.
Buono Natale. Pelz-Nicole.
Just get some help.
I think it's safe to say you're taking this Tik Tok thing to an unhealthy level I think it's safe to say you're taking this Tik Tok thing to an unhealthy level.
Well isn’t that a pretty picture Santa rolling down the block behind Derrick Henry
Believes himself to be Santa Claus.
Topo Gigio.
Well, all he said was that Santa was more like a feeling.
- Quintin, good to meet ya. - Hello, Santa.
- Yeah, well, look at my hair. It's turnin' grey. - Oh, it's middle age, buddy.
Do you think by next year I'll be big enough to drive the sleigh all by myself?
No, but let’s not open up that wound!
Sign here, please.
And remember, he'll probably be dressed like Santa Claus.
Plain milk’s fine
This has been our best year ever thanks to Do-It-All-For-You-Dolly.
I don't even wear pyjamas! Normally I sleep naked. Buck naked.
It's an American institution
Arjuna Abadi?
When Chip calls, reality changes...
yes he would DOOFUS! ugh
Fluctuate? You make it sound like I'm retainin' water.
I told you, you should've gone before we left the North Pole.
Well, I-I don't know, Scott. Y-You're as healthy as a horse.
It's nothin', Bernard. I'm just saying goodbye to Charlie.
Well, we made good time. Now what do we do?
And I think there's some sort of time continuum that breaks down once Santa's in his sleigh.
Bernard!
- I brought you some cocoa. - No, thanks.
Where'd he go?
I like him a lo... Yeah, sure, I like him. You know, there...
Neal, relax.
You’re getting a Big Y gift card. Merry Christmas.
- What are you talkin' about? Everybody likes Denny's. - Where those treetops
I'm thirsty and hungry too.
HELP ME!
Okay, now hold out your hand, all right?
It really is you.
It's okay, Laura.
Dad!
I’ve gained 45 pounds in a week.
"and fully accepts the duties and responsibilities of Santa Claus...
I'm in big trouble.
Don't worry. We're the good guys.
- Hey, buddy, we need some help. - Hold you in
It means, eh, "came a big noise."
Plain milk's fine. Okay.
You like??
We're your worst nightmare.
I didn't say that.
there is nothing left...
First day in my new classroom Me: Kid, whose in charge here? Kid:You are!
Um, you know, you don't have to send anybody... Oh, my gosh, wait!
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Total Tank TV spot.
You know, more like a state of mind than a person.
- Leave her out of this. - Don't you burp me, don't you change me