Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When Chip calls, reality changes...

We're your worst nightmare.

"and fully accepts the duties and responsibilities of Santa Claus...

Fireplaces will no longer be a problem.

I told you, you should've gone before we left the North Pole.

Sign here, please.

I didn't say that.

And I think there's some sort of time continuum that breaks down once Santa's in his sleigh.

And, uh, not over any oceans, Scott.

You know, more like a state of mind than a person.

It's an American institution

It’s sooo cold! Merry f’n Christmas (f’n = freezing people, freezing!)

What are you talking about? Everybody likes Dennys

Well, there's one obvious alternative.

I don't even wear pyjamas! Normally I sleep naked. Buck naked.

Chip calls and reality changes...

At least we know we still got x-videos... we did

Um, you know, you don't have to send anybody... Oh, my gosh, wait!

there is nothing left...

I like him a lo... Yeah, sure, I like him. You know, there...

Ah, Christmas at the pound.

At least we know we still got x-videos we did

Total Tank TV spot.

You’re getting a Big Y gift card. Merry Christmas.

Oh, Charlie! Oh, merry Christmas, honey!

Well isn’t that a pretty picture Santa rolling down the block behind Derrick Henry

This has been our best year ever thanks to Do-It-All-For-You-Dolly.

It means, eh, "came a big noise."

Do you think by next year I'll be big enough to drive the sleigh all by myself?

Goodnight Charlie

Well, we made good time. Now what do we do?

You are. And I'm not a kid. I've pointy shoes that are older than you.

So, remember, kids, there is nothing more painful than third degree burns.

It's nothin', Bernard. I'm just saying goodbye to Charlie.

I'm just gonna call the police. I'll carry this stuff up there. Let them deal with it, okay?

- Quintin, good to meet ya. - Hello, Santa.

Plain milk’s fine

- Leave her out of this. - Don't you burp me, don't you change me

First day in my new classroom Me: Kid, whose in charge here? Kid:You are!

There's nothin' in the bag.

Eyes front, Mary Catherine.

Okay, now hold out your hand, all right?

- Where did you hear that? - From Neal.

Well, I-I don't know, Scott. Y-You're as healthy as a horse.

I'm thirsty and hungry too.

It's portrait of St Nick aka Santa Claus.

confusing Charlie again just...

Plain milk's fine. Okay.

- Oh, big surprise. What do you think? - It's just nice to hear it from him.

I taking out trash. Thank You, Carmen.

Take your coat off. You're stickin' around, aren't ya?

You believed in me when nobody else did.

That top model is na Jin wook , is it?

I think it's safe to say you're taking this Tik Tok thing to an unhealthy level I think it's safe to say you're taking this Tik Tok thing to an unhealthy level.

I’ve gained 45 pounds in a week.

Don't worry. We're the good guys.

- What are you talkin' about? Everybody likes Denny's. - Where those treetops

Well, all he said was that Santa was more like a feeling.

It's okay, Laura.

Fluctuate? You make it sound like I'm retainin' water.

We don't say elves. They're little people.

- I brought you some cocoa. - No, thanks.

And remember, he'll probably be dressed like Santa Claus.

No, but let’s not open up that wound!

Buono Natale. Pelz-Nicole.

It really is you.

He’s not a doctor. He’s a psychiatrist

- Yeah, well, look at my hair. It's turnin' grey. - Oh, it's middle age, buddy.

I'm in big trouble.

yes he would DOOFUS! ugh

I did say that, didn't I?

So, in a way, I'm like Santa Claus.

Just get some help.

- Hey, buddy, we need some help. - Hold you in

- Where's the boy? - He's in the sleigh.

Believes himself to be Santa Claus.