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Joshy Greenbaum's bar mitzvah.
- Had to have 'em. - Carl thought a plumper rump
- Doug Judy, you're under arrest.
and I can't go to prison.
Doug, you stay with Jake. I'll go in with Trudy.
and he's a famous architect who's designing
I thought we were switching to first names.
- You called me. You didn't stop calling me.
No sport attracts more ultra-wealthy people
each and every one of you.
- I was thinking the same exact thing!
Hold.
about a reduced sentence for your sister.
Then there was identity theft.
Tripped through a pole hole, broke his neck.
because he's dead.
- Get your hands off her, pervert!
- Yes. That is me.
and for some reason he thinks I did it.
Whoever racks up the biggest tab by closing time
- Not me. I'm living that straight life.
Closing time! Cops win!
- You have gravitas. Everyone listens to you.
I only went to, like, one class.
- No! There is no copycat. You did it.
He thinks I did it, and now he wants to kill me.
- All right. You know who Stefano Lucas is?
and your mouth was just a rotten hole.
arrange a drop, and these guys take him down or die trying.
She's such a good kid.
if you stand in one place too long.
So, Doug... - Yes, Jake?
- Well, yeah, but that doesn't rhyme.
- Where is he? Where is he?
My equilibrium is askew,
Don't be snooty. - She's a beauty,
It's like Cheers, where everybody knows your name.
And we're not just Amy and Rosa