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I understand. Good-bye.
have a glass of Sancerre.
I don't want to go in alone. - Don't worry, kid.
and burn down their own bar? - Actually, yes.
- Hey, Jake. Man, that song was moving AF.
- Uh, have you ever met a nice, normal guy
Probably stealing cash off the gift table.
- Uh, because it looks super cool, Sarge.
- Best gig I ever had. No one likes hip-hop more
- Okay, here are the rules to the contest.
I was Queen Latifah for a bit.
I was gonna stop as soon as nursing school was paid off,
- Oh, my. I didn't know.
But we're keeping this!
Never trust anyone named after a city.
- You know it.
- We are getting aggravated.
- Okay, defectives.
- You son of a bitch.
at the architecture firm.
So then I started running Internet scams.
- His favorite Ferrari got stolen,
- Ah, I want to be Nilli, but you got it.
- Okay. - I hated stealing cars.
- Okay, everyone, to your positions.
to the Ninety-Ninth Precinct!"
Where are you, Trudy? - In the wind, Dougie.
but it's exciting.
This is Shaw's.
- I was just gonna call it "The Pontiac Bandit..."
Mine's better. - No!
- Change is a good thing.
- Oh, what is that?
I want you to know that I care about you all so very much,
And Dallas isn't some criminal I'm afraid of.
Man, I am gutted. This is awful.
- That is interesting.
- I always make contact through his mom.
It's them or us. - Look, guys,
so if you throw up, you're disqualified.
how to tell him my plan, so then I came up
I hurl-- hurled.
that's not beneath us.