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Pull up a chair. - Cut the crap.
- Okay.
is a list of my demands.
Two Righteous Individuals
We need something stronger.
The thought of me at a museum with that ten?
- Oh, yes, perhaps I should keep an open mind.
There's got to be someone good.
and I can assure you, this is not a fun office.
and we have tape of the commissioner
There are no spies in our midst.
put Gordon in that position.
He had one baby foot. This is cruel.
- You can always watch "The Intern" online.
- Munkensmat isn't cruel. It's freeing.
- The slats are not flat. They're curved.
that happened at the Barrel Museum.
What did I Miss? Me perdi de algo?
to unclutter your life. You look at an object,
It's back to normal.
who was a cooper and not a hooper.
- Oh. Well, keep me posted.
- Where to begin? I'm 174 centimeters tall,
This is the real world, Peralta.
- Some things are worth clinging to.
- I wanted to talk to you about something
Meanwhile, real life is very boring.
- Did you do something cool? - I did something very cool.
I've been standing here the whole time.
I saw them at the store, and they're obviously way better
We need to Munkensmat
- Nice. My two dads, straight smashin' it.
- Are you literally saying "hem" and "haw"?
Yep, sure am.
- So he's a liar and a hussy? Why is he still here?
It looks to me like the work
I flipped across one of those Thomas Cruise films
In Munkensmat, you get rid of all personal possessions
That defeats the purpose.
The key is that the oak was cured and shaped
You have emphysema, and your best friend is your pet bird.
- Why not? - Because...
- Ah, good morning, Captain Holt.
- Why are you even holding on to these?
- I told him everything. He understood,
I've never seen you wear them. - I haven't.
- Couldn't you?
- My thoughts exactly.
and LeBron James is my best friend.
We need Munkensmat.
- Ugh. I hate it when museums pander to the tourists.
- Oh, thank God. - It's a brine barrel as well.
But I've decided I won't help him.