Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ I'm going through changes ♪

You want me to get up? You're gonna have to make me.

And we're not even mad at you for beheading us in the village square.

♪ Hoobastanking 'round the country Happy and free ♪

Rodney, sashay away.

I flew home every 48 hours to dine upon Diane.

♪ When your dad finishes ♪

♪ Well, we don't need loser friends Or fancy decorations ♪

Yeah, that's new. He's been working on that.

Fuck your prissy heart.

Oh, it sounds like a boy. A mother knows.

Nicky, would you be a dear and grab them?

Pancakes, eh? That's a girlie breakfast.

but it feels like you just keep changing in ways that aren't like you.

Yeah, just for a second.

because goddamn it, it's time to eat.

-Um, Mrs. Birch? -What, Andrew? What the fuck do you want?

♪ Oh, in my life ♪

♪ It was a summertime tour some years ago At the tip top of our game ♪

♪ Just probate clerks Ex-cons and parolees ♪

Also, everyone else's dad-to-daughter ratio

Oh, this is a new low.

[chuckles] Oh God, Andrew, I can hear your dick's pulse from a mile away.

♪ I'm just crassly, brashly Unabashedly me ♪

I know my way around your closet, Dr. Birch. Allow me.

Mom, are you serious?

Oh, I'd recognize her signature Bumpit anywhere.

Not when I was on a business trip in Seattle.

Objection. They're supposed to be hot. It's right in the name.

[weeping] I've heard enough.

Have you, uh, thought about putting some money aside for college?

What? No, it's just a dance.

♪ Our manager was a bit concerned I was coming off a little fey ♪

but we're here tonight for a very special reason.

and lock it away so you can't get hard.

Very impressive, young man.