Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Would you care to sing about it?

♪ She snuck on the tour bus in L.A. Stowed away inside my bunk ♪

♪ We were hot young bros Doin' sold-out shows ♪

I punched my father in the face.

[Scottish accent] I won't do it again.

…in Hot Pockets instead. Yay.

Actually, Missy, there is a kind of abstinence component.

Though his leather jacket is fake, his heart is true.

More swindlers to re-break my already very much broken heart?

Oh, and why is this sudden panic making me hard?

It's a Bluetooth-enabled device I wear sometimes

Well, okay. I mean, if you say so.

Father, this weekend, the boys and I are gonna help you clean out your house,

♪ And I'm certain every dude I know ♪

But I thought we were a family.

we'd still be super psyched to be your dads.

till everyone feels fantastic.

-♪ Philly steak ♪ -♪ Ham and cheese ♪

Ow! Fuck. It's really on there.

-[pop music plays] -♪ Bros 4 Life! ♪

So, you're really gonna dump your old man into a death camp?

Go ahead. Say, "I told you so." Lord knows I would.

…to protect your virginity.

My whole life I've wondered who my dad could be.

♪ I'm the breakout star of the show ♪

"Fountain of Life Church"?

showed up right after the news said you're gonna be rich. You know?

♪ So fucking Lola ♪

-Not that hot. -Overruled.

♪ Me and my ♪

Well, if it, like, pleases the court… [chuckles]

Hey, Lols. I heard about what happened.

Dad, what's wrong with your hand?

Oh no, the Peenie Prison's engaged.

Uh, if you gentlemen will excuse me, I've got a bathroom emergency.