Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We are…
That's not true.
What about that yarn that you spun through song?
♪ And our love was just part of the con ♪
[chorus] ♪ Who's the chick voiced by a man? ♪
Yes. What I'd like to say is,
♪ Girl, we got with your mom ♪
That's not it, Elliot. Tell them what we discussed.
His name is Elijah.
You what?
[enchanting music plays]
Your car deserves to smell better. Beat it.
They're just promising God their daughters won't have S-E-X.
Yeah, he's like a million years old. You might actually be able to take him.
Sorry, not funny.
-You did what? -It was awesome.
[sighs]
♪ Ooh, girl ♪
Well, I guess if you wanna serve the community
♪ 'Cause she was hot and fun ♪
My submissive dick absolutely lives for that shit.
Absorbing, deciding, completing emotional arc.
I've never even gone two days before. Not when I had strep throat.
What is a "Peenie Prison"?
-I do solemnly swear… -What? No, no, no, no.
and my mom is both a groupie and a workaholic,
Dearest daughter, on this day, in front of God,
♪ They never stick around Just to shoot the breeze ♪
What are you saying, Lols?
Yeah, I know.
♪ 'Cause there's only one way To quell my party lust ♪
-Wait, hold on, what? -I've abandoned him once.
[cameras clicking]
Uh, it was bullshit. I couldn't have gotten your mom pregnant.
-♪ She won't ask to be forgiven ♪ -Huh-uh.
But now I've got dads-a-plenty.
Life has been oh so lonely