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-I wasn't finished, Diane. -Oh.
You want me to get up, you're gonna have to make me.
Yes, my lady. We have returned.
♪ But your mom was there For a quick affair ♪
Aye, home sweet home.
Do it, Dad. Make him.
No kidding. I almost feel bad for them.
Anthropologically, it has done so much harm in the world.
Shut up, shut up, shut up about Mom's vagina!
There's gonna be someone there that I'd like you to meet.
Oh, Lola, I feel like I just got my car detailed.
Lola.
Double doors.
[sighs] I'm so psyched your dad's coming to the dance.
You have to help because you got us into this mess.
Okay, Dad, you're embarrassing me in front of my friends.
Nah, nah, I came to say I'm sorry. You deserve better.
♪ Girl, we got with your mom ♪
'cause Big Papa Cyrus can get pretty darn tough.
to relinquish control of your schwang to somebody else.
♪ Coming outta my ass ♪
♪ Checking in on me ♪
I'm not, like, a… What is it? Like, a mover or whatever they're called.
Now go fetch the shitting boy and get the fuck outta my house.
And thank American God your mom didn't abort you.
Oh.
Oh, I love it when you call yourself Big Papa.
Hey, shitting boy, I'm supposed to fetch you.
Let's.
But let the record show that Rodney's car absolutely stunk.
That's me.
Oh my God, I love that your music has a message.
in the same cup and was like… [gurgles]
We knew your mom back in the day.
We only did it in the butt, Christian-style.
And my nuts, Maury, they've taken the top bunk.