Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I already graduated from the School of Hard Knocks.

Why would anyone want that?

♪ But I'll be standing In your hallway, Lola ♪

The Hot Pocket, my friends, was simply too hot.

[pop music continues]

To say the roof of my mouth was sloughing off in sheets

they'll rub together any gooey parts they got

Wiping it off…

But our daughters aren't helpless objects

♪ Chicken and cheddar ♪

Time for all the dads in the house to take the purity pledge.

♪ She got dads ♪

My father's not moving into assisted living.

It's really her.

I mean, clearly, I should try on

[grunting rhythmically]

You wanna put on a pair of high heels and step on me, Daddy?

And you need to move out

-What do I do, Maury? -I think you just gotta do your time, bud.

♪ Fetuses should be allowed to drive ♪

♪ With voices on TV ♪

♪ It was Cookie In a counterfeit housekeeper suit ♪

♪ I'm a champion, I'm a goddess ♪

um, I love you more than the sun loves the sky.

Ooh, maybe loosen it up, you know, like a pickle jar?

Noted. Miss Skumpy, your life sounds very lonely.

-Ooh. -Ew, Dad!

Nice to meet you, Mr. Foreman-Greenwald. I've heard a lot about you.

Ooh, you're a really strong hugger, sweetie.

Ho, ho, the cave of wonders. Shall we snoop?

I don't know, Lols.

♪ Like a sad Macaulay Culkin ♪

It's been six-and-a-half days since I've feasted upon her essence.

I love you, Dad.

We'll use the money to set you up in a very nice assisted-living community.

[chuckles] Aw, Dad, you're… you're my favorite comedian.

Get the fuck out of our house.

This is the best night