Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[gasps] This calls for a feast.

♪ Until you open the door to your heart ♪

serving up that hot, cheesy justice.

Hey, Richard, congratulations on marrying your daughter.

Well, when you put it like that,

[chuckles] Wow. I bet someone mixed them together

All right, everybody, God's boyfriend has an announcement now.

♪ Can't nobody stop us ♪

is like commonplace AF, hunty.

♪ And exactly nine months later She gave birth to a child ♪

so why doesn't that include me?

Yep. And ready for an absolute slay?

William Wallace MacGregor, welcome home, son.

I mean, bad timing with that crow flying in front of her face.

My pubies are back.

Yeah, asshole, this torture device is crushing my ample hog.

In the case of Ugfuglio Skumpy v. Hot Pockets,

Organized religion is built around subjugating women.

But this will be fun.

so we can sell it.

would be the understatement of the century.

Making myself comfortable, 'cause I'm not going anywhere.

I already graduated from the School of Hard Knocks.

[gags] Fuck! My fucking mouth!

[Maury] Here, use these pliers.

♪ Rip that steamy little morsel From its paper plate ♪

♪ All you one-dad chumps Can kiss their six sweet nads ♪

-Oh, Jesus Christ. -[device unlocks]

Well, I don't like Kirk Cameron over here dragging you into this church nonsense.

♪ That girl got dads ♪

♪ And a kindly loser Desperate to be my dad ♪

So you stick your fat little piggy in there