Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Lola] Oh, snap, a daddy-daughter dance?

Dad, please don't make a big deal out of this.

Okay, I'll see you at school, Nick.

Honestly, every other man in my life has, like, abandoned me,

They're round and soft,

And your mom only gave me a hand job while I wept.

You know, the famous post-9/11 boy band?

-Ooh. -[Maury] Yes.

I guess I can only say, "Vinyasireebob."

it was, like, the moment my life actually started.

Well, then, pop quiz, hotshot. What's my favorite color?

and spend your time with a polite boy

[dance music plays]

Elliot has something he'd like to tell you.

but you guys, you came back.

Well, I hate that that's gonna be stuck in my head now.

Great. It's this weekend at the Fountain of Life Church.

♪ Gotta shove it in my gullet 'Cause I just can't wait ♪

♪ It's a Hot Pocket party, babe I never wanna leave ♪

-Well, look at you. -Here.

so I don't have to ride around in your stank-ass car anymore, Rodney.

standing in front of her mother's parole officer,

♪ Her name was Cookie Skumpy She was passionate and wild ♪

That's my bad, Your Honor. A squirrel passed away in my trunk.

♪ Force a smile and play it cool ♪

♪ And you're the baby-daddy baby Of Bros 4 Life, yeah ♪

♪ What I'm saying is it sucks ♪

♪ Your Honor, it sucks hard ♪