Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No? Need a little assistance.

- I'm a disgusting man. - I can see that, I'm just, I'm so...

Don't say I have an ass fetish, you got nothing on me.

Yeah, but, you know, just stuff...

I'm not thinking about sex.

- Who is this? - L.D.

Anybody want to make $10 and respond verbally?

This is sexual blackmail.

Go up to Room 818.

- You don't mind? - No, that will be fine.

I yelled out the window and I said, "I'd know that tush anywhere."

- It's completely illegitimate. - You mean it's fake?

Every time I have to go to a meeting, or there's a meeting...

We'll do it here. This is good, this works.

- Are you crazy? - I thought you were a family man.

$25, $30? $30 to change a tire.

The craziest thing I've done: I've been on the bottom.

She's got some...

Or "Hey, Assy," or "Hey, I know your ass."

What is that, that's not how you say hello, is it?

Now you know why I'm here.

If we got divorced tomorrow, she'd have nothing to say.