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"I'm going to a hotel, don't call me."
That's what I'm calling about.
- Holy cow, they took your picture? - Yeah, they had the thing up on the light.
Why did you have to put those clothes of Jeff's...
I don't even have a bed.
I don't have a closet in my house. I'm used to throwing things.
He defiled me!
and, we just can't get it together.
- You hear me? - Yes, sir.
I got a very comfortable chair.
First of all, I didn't say I wanted to have sex in the afternoon.
And use the crank, it makes it easier.
- Are you expecting somebody? - Wanda.
I didn't say she had a big ass, okay.
You keep coming back to this insane thing with driving.
What happened to you?
What's the big deal?
Susie will know all about it.
- Which one? - Right there.
This isn't funny, so wipe the smile off your face.
You know what, take Mom to the hotel.
Like sexual.
- It's, like, all this stuff is unfolding now. - Nothing's unfolding!
- Thor Oleson. - That sounds familiar.
I thought I had to turn around, and show you my big ass.
Throwing them on the floor.
I want you to let the air out of somebody's tires.
I thought I recognized that woman from the back.
I could have said, "I'd know that tush anywhere."
I think it's great.
No, I'm fine.
Yeah, we're gonna get together.
You want to help me change a tire? Could use a little help.
- This is a beautiful hotel. Isn't it a beauty? - Yeah, it's lovely.
- I'm awfully sorry. - I didn't ask your opinion.
"What's wrong with me?" is the question.