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Remember earlier today you said that you owed me one?
It's not really big, it's a good size.
- You have an ass man. - What are you saying?
I'm going to.
He is such a slimy, spineless creature that he sends you to do his dirty work.
I got some openings in the afternoon, and we'll kick it around for an hour.
- He violates me, Larry. He defiles me. - I don't want to know.
Did he tell you I kicked him out? Yeah, his male ego, his stupid male...
Honest, it's not awkward, I'm very comfortable.
Just grab my stuff.
at the Staples Center, it could be him.
This isn't a meeting about the project it's a meeting about having a meeting.
You could drive around the world, we still haven't had a meeting!
I didn't go to my office yet...
- Dude, you're gonna bust your bumper. - What?
- You are an ass man. - I am not.
Stuff that you don't want her to repeat.
It goes through, in front of your other tire. Your back tire.
You completely, completely misinterpreted that.
He tells them he's going to give them parts...
- Right now. - Yeah.
and you stored it in your memory.
You and Jason worked things out?
You like that old car. You know the back seat faces out.
Yeah, the driving you got done good.
After that article, how could I not?
You got a lot going on in there.
Your dad's that wrestler, isn't he?
It says "14 THOR" on the license plate.
It's a red station wagon, it's in front, you can't miss it.
We attempted to have the meeting, but it was aborted.
because if you do, I will break it off, and shove it up your sphincter.
Yeah, I was just being nice. I was being nice and chummy.
Then he calls me a bald turd.
and they have these photos now.
She'll eat me alive.
Why did you just throw them in the trunk on top of a dirty old tire?
and drop-your-bony-butt-to-the-curb appeal.