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Yeah, in a couple of minutes, he's gonna be here.
If it isn't Jeffrey's messenger boy.
- I didn't say "sick." - You think there are sick things going on?
I never took a shop class and I need a little help.
Every meeting, I'm traveling.
What are you, crazy, no!
Like, sick things going on, is that what you think?
"Can I get you some coffee?"
Did you tell him how wrong it is to say something like that?
She's gonna be there?
- I don't see him. - There, what's that?
We were gonna have a meeting about the show.
You might as well call out and say:
I don't mind a big ass. No, not necessarily big.
I mean, it was a long time coming.
I'll tell you, you want to do it tomorrow?
You know, it'll be a breeze.
Hi.
- It's this ass fetish I didn't know about. - I don't have any ass fetish, okay.
- What happened? - It's a long story.
I don't know about the divorce thing, because, you know...
- I'm real sorry, what a waste of a day. - No, listen.
The guy's coming with my car...
and I got to drive him to the gas station...
Which, there's two cranks.
It's almost worse than confronting a mourner.
- I know, but we made a plan. - I understand.
For a verbal response, $10.
- Thor, yeah. - Big tall guy.
This is interesting. After years together, I'm just finding out...
Whatchu been doin? Scrounging around lookin for asses?
Come on in.