Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? You and Dad got together in high school.

-I haven't decided yet where I'm gonna go. -That's right!

"But come sunrise, I will giddy-up all in your pussy."

That is incorrect.

Nay, a lifestyle.

then have inevitable, mind-blowing sex.

And it was funny because it was a really big cup.

[sighs] Okay, look. I'm so sorry about the Chugger thing.

-I'm amazing! -Can you shut the fuck up?

Ahh… [chuckles]

You fucked everything up, that's what the fuck just fucking happened.

Shut your face! Berkeley's our dream school.

Will you please cover for me so I can get hardcore humped by Gavin?

[sighs, whispers] Okay, there's someone. But it's so embarrassing.

-That's okay, honey. I'm still here. -[sniffles]

Is he? Wow. Good for him.

[Danielle chuckles]

And now, every time you get a new email, you just remember the Four D's and One R.

She's going to Berkeley. She'll meet a white girl with dreads.

Uh, okay, puke. Sounds like something a logic rock would love.

and then quickly try to delete or archive as many emails as possible.

-What is this? An all-female porno? -[romantic music plays]

But also I totally get it and I want him to rail me after he's done with her.

I should probably get back to my girl Nadja.

Isn't it amazing that they're going to college together next year?

He's a real sorcerer with that shit.

[woozily] I'm good, I'm good. Oof!

Oh, shit. Gavin just asked me out to watch him eat spaghetti.

No, dumbass, I'm talking about role play.

Oh my God. She's not following me. Shit.

-The icon who fingered you to completion? -Danielle…

with a heavy dick to come round.

I never would've had to mess with you if you'd just stayed with Rutgers.

Oh, I've been warming up my fingering hand using my mom's carpal tunnel ball.

I happen to have been storing them in my asshole and throat.