Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If you can reply to an email in under two minutes,

I mean, that never works for me, but I figured I'd suggest it anyway.

Uh… Hi. [chuckles]

[tense Western music plays]

[chuckles] Me, too. But I'm so proud of you for getting into Berkeley.

I love you, too.

I gotta say, it's good to talk about this girly stuff with someone.

-[Gavin] Back or hair? -What?

-Oh shit! -What the fuck?! It's a family heirloom!

-Eww. I'm eating. -Oh my God, stop.

-[thuds] -[Sonya grunts]

if I'd known you were a fucking cunt!

-love like this ever again. -[sighs]

Well, Rutgers has a really good engineering program.

Stop wasting grapes.

Just check in at the top of the hour,

Maury, help me get her down.

[wails] I know. She's so hot up close.

I recently got ghosted by my therapist.

Hold on, are you a sheep named Usher? Because you got it, you got it "baaahd."

who's been murdering pussy

Nadja and I were up crying all night. It's so unfair.

and I ignore all your emails on purpose because they stress me out.

Um… Welcome to the magical world of Inbox Zero.

I'm such a fuckin' man. [belches]

Oh, wait. Wait a minute, Nadja.

[grunts] I was joking.

Sonya! It's me, Connie, in a wig because of sex stuff.

You took the words outta my mouth.

Well, we should do this more often, okay? [chuckles] You know I'm always down.

Oh, Connie, I… I'm sleeping with a lot of other creatures.

Hm. Pretty magical, huh?

Yeah, wait, where is she?

-Love wins! Love is love, love is love! -[sobs]