Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[chuckles] Shh! It's the same mouth. Whoa!
Now, I find this system helpful because--
I've been waiting all night for a gentleman
Relax, we are. As long as I get what I want, which is Berkeley.
Hey. You ready to go watch 100 teens grind for five hours straight?
Fucking. It can be so fun, but also such a liability, right?
because I knew my girl was getting into Berkeley.
Well, I did find a few clues I'd like to share with you.
Don't be stupid. Go to Berkeley.
Who is this loser schmuck you're calling "The Chugger," anyway?
To us. You know what, fuck it! Drinks on me!
-I don't like her. I'm serious. -[laughs]
This is your moment. Tell her how you feel.
Sorcerers are born with intuitive magical ability
Eh. Sure, whatever.
-[music builds] -[sound echoes]
-[sniffles] Well, Petra's not here. -[indistinct chatter]
-[sobs] -I'm sorry, no. Nadja, please don't cry.
I've simply transported your emails into actionable and archival folders.
[spits] Oh! Um…
He's fuckin' smart. You know why? He went to Berkeley!
-[gasps] Oh my God. -What?
then you should move the email into an actionable folder.
Yeah, yeah. Totally. Yeah.
-It's-- Of course it's Joe. -[grunts]
-Oh my God! What just happened? -What the fuck just happened?
God! This whole dream come true thing sucks my fuckin' asshole.
Now you don't have to go to stupid Rutgers. Yuck.
I guess Danielle and I could do long-distance or something.
Two months straight just in case,
Okay, there were some emails I had trouble categorizing.
[grunts] Shit.
Ooh! Clams casino. Oh, ho, ho! That sounds good.
-I got into Berkeley, bitch. -Holy shit! That's amazing!
-Wait, what about Danielle? -Who?
Um… [clears throat] I was just about to tell Rochelle
No, no, no, no, no!
Are you seriously considering saying no to our dream school?
[laughs] I bet that shirt stinks.
-Oh my God. I'm so sorry. -[giggles] I'm just fucking with you.
Well, since she got wait-listed at Berkeley,