Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

in front of our whole school.

-is still at large." -[Sonya snores]

[moody whistling]

[offbeat melodic music plays]

Uh… Gosh. It's, um…

Yeah, love and ambition working together.

but you could've talked to me first before Jumbotron-proposing

[chuckles] Which is, uh, why I'm going to run away.

Was I not clear about that when I sent you videos and photos of it?

-What're you talkin' about? -Uh… Prom night? Remember? Nadja?

-Century? -Oh, my God. Has it been two?

♪ Mess me up, yeah But no one does it better ♪

See, Connie? I made it home fine. [chuckles]

Anthropologists say it signifies a healthy vulva.

I'll take it from here, ladies.

Ooh! And I'll be Melissa Rivers.

[pleasant music plays]

The, uh… [chuckles]

-The abortion clinic? -Uh, yeah, actually, but-- but no, no, no.

Yikes. A bit of a blunt instrument.

♪ So real, so good, so fuckin' real So real, so good, so fuckin' real ♪

I don't want to be alone.

Oh, we're just talking about who wants to fuck who in the office.

Ooh! Like Joan Rivers.

You know what? Screw it. I'm getting both. I got plenty of time for diarrhea today.

[grunts] I'm such a fucking gentleman!

Now I know what you're thinking, "zero" refers to zero emails

You're stuck in the wall, aren't you?

Yeah, I have seen Joe drink. Classic Chugger.

"Your trusty steed, Bogart Saint-Humphrey of the Horsefuck Falls Saint-Humphreys."

to organize your irresponsible amount of unread emails.

Alright, role-playing.

-You know what? -What?

Okay, girl, I get that Berkeley is your dream school,

[groans] Oh, yeah! Oh God!

Poor guy. He has no idea, does he?

I wanna go eat spaghetti at an Italian restaurant tonight.

-I'm the Chugger? -Hey! No, you're not. Who told you?

I wouldn't turn down his blunt instrument, if you know what I mean.

-Fuck you, Petra! I win, bitch. Whoo! -[crowd applauds, cheers]

-[band plays upbeat song] -Oh, my God. Mwah! Congrats, babe.